Log trannies. Er, training

[CG]

No better place to post than Ag.

Will load some details, workouts and pics later, as well as random thoughts, jokes and memes

 

[CG]

Starting weight 265.8 as of 12/26

30yo

Fat

5'11"

Training will be 3 day split with off days for cardio or sprint workouts, most weekends will either be fucking lazy or working.

Daily goals are 2500 cal 222p 191c 99f. Probably should cut carbs and increase protein

Bench day
Squat day
Back day

In no particular order

Current cycle is 350 prop 525 tren ace weekly

.625 mg letro daily.
Prami on deck if needed

Thinking about dropping prop to 175 weekly. Tren sides are manageable. Night sweats aren't too terrible but present, snoring like a mf

 

[CG]

Day 1

12/28

1/5

 

[skinnyguy180]

Subbed for ulta product reviews

 

[CG]

Of course 2 seconds after I write a review about my source and I state that I've had no problems I pull the pin and get this fucking gusher that shoots a good 7-8 inches. (What I like to call a "dicklenght")

 

[CG]

Subbed for ulta product reviews

you want ulta product reviews? I got you fam.

 

[SheriV]

Gross! Good thing you only nailed the plastic computer chair mat.

I know why bf loss is a problem for you ..and pls know I'm only taking this shot because this is ag.
I believe you live in a computer chair.
I live in front of a woodstove and love rich food...so no judgement. Just an observation.

 

[SheriV]

You want this stickied?

 

[CG]

Oh I can make it sticky... oh wait, you mean the thread? Ya do that lol

 

[CG]

Gross! Good thing you only nailed the plastic computer chair mat.

I know why bf loss is a problem for you ..and pls know I'm only taking this shot because this is ag.
I believe you live in a computer chair.
I live in front of a woodstove and love rich food...so no judgement. Just an observation.

Tel me about it. Thank god for that fucker. The mrs would cut off my head if I bled on the carpet lol.

730-5 I ride a desk (or travel) 5-12 and weekends I'm a plumber/drain cleaning helper (read: I lift heavy shit)

My love of food kills my diet. Hard. That and booze

 

[SheriV]

I'm super good with plumbing....

 

[CG]

I'm super good with plumbing....

if ya ever need your pipes cleaned

 

[CG]

Anyone else have a SO that gives them a hard time about their physique and then even more of a hard time about going to train?

To quote a great philosopher (me)
"what am I, your bitch? Nah didn't think so, ya cunt"

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

Legs aint bad

 

[emcewen]

Anyone else have a SO that gives them a hard time about their physique and then even more of a hard time about going to train?

To quote a great philosopher (me)
"what am I, your bitch? Nah didn't think so, ya cunt"

My SO goes with me and puts most dudes to shame. Calls me a bitch if I'm done before her.

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[CG]

Legs aint bad

Always my best part to be honest

My SO goes with me and puts most dudes to shame. Calls me a bitch if I'm done before her.

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I wish lol

 

[CG]

International chest day featuring the greatest shirt I own

 

[CG]

258.4 after chest tonight. Was 258.0 before post workout shake lol

2130
Treadmill 25m 3.5% 3 mph
Db low incline bench 55/12 65/10 75/10/2
Db decline bench 45/10/3
Db high incline bench 45/10/2 50/10
Cable fly 15/12 20/10 25/8 per arm
Front/side raise 15/10/2 20/10
Treadmill 10m 4.5% 3mph

From this day forward I will wear socks in all pics so you mfs stop making fun of my flat feet

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

Chest workout sucks
I was going to say something constructive
I decided against it

 

[SheriV]

258.4 after chest tonight. Was 258.0 before post workout shake lol

2130
Treadmill 25m 3.5% 3 mph
Db low incline bench 55/12 65/10 75/10/2
Db decline bench 45/10/3
Db high incline bench 45/10/2 50/10
Cable fly 15/12 20/10 25/8 per arm
Front/side raise 15/10/2 20/10
Treadmill 10m 4.5% 3mph

From this day forward I will wear socks in all pics so you mfs stop making fun of my flat feet

Nice tattoo...

I can still tell you have smooshed arches through sox

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

Shes like
Fuck yo socks nigga

 

[CG]

Chest workout sucks
I was going to say something constructive
I decided against it

Thanks for the useful advice

 

[CG]

Nice tattoo...

I can still tell you have smooshed arches through sox

258 is a lot of meat to carry on these size 13's

 

[SheriV]

size thirteen...know what they say....



big feet

 

[SheriV]

big shoes

 

[SheriV]

 

[CG]

In today's episode of "Romance the cgrant way"

F: what's up
M: gonna eat, and hit some cardio, need anything while I'm out?
F: no I'm fine
M: what's your beef
F: GO AHEAD. GO TO THE GYM AGAIN. YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT THE GYM
M: I mean I'll be back in an hour, can I do something for you?
F: no I'll just be here toiling away doing my job
M: oh ok, kinda like I've been doing all day since before you got up
F: you don't care about the gym, you use fake steroids and cheat your way through the gym
M: you're contradicting yourself
F: go die
M: when it's my time I'll welcome it, I'm not afraid of death. Don't worry, life insurance will cover the entire cost of the house twice
F: (cries)
M: yeah, I'm gonna go do my cardio, don't bother me

WHO WOULDNT LOVE ME?!

 

[CG]

Seriously! I'm fat and have flat feet and the personality of a fucking chain saw! HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE ME

 

[emcewen]

Hahaha fake steroid part cracks me up.

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[emcewen]

Seriously though, she's begging for some intimacy my man

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