Recent content by KONAN

im konan. if you ask other members they'll fill you in. Im the creator of the "Voodoo Press" that has been a great success especially over the scandinavian countries like Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

yes, watch cribs on the 23rd of july MTV Konan Special!!

I go to the same gym as you and the colombian girl you are referring to is called "Francisco" and is a man!! He only dresses like that in public cos he has a fetish to look like a bird. Dont worry he does look pretty so anyone can make that mistake. I did hear that he had V.D though!!

Do you know what? Thats the one thing i didnt want to hear from anyone. Italy are the best!! On sunday we will be victorious and win our 4 world title making us the best european team ever and just one title behind brazil. By the way USA did really well! Not!!!

you sound like the kind of guy that enjoyes working out! How long have you been traing for and why did you start? Do you have any ambition in life, if so what are your goals. Do you have family? how big is your garage? and how many goldfish do you have and do they spot you for heavy poundages?

It was Thursday and i couldnt believe i was still love-making with this girl i met at the 7-11 store. It had been at least 23 hours since we hadnt got out of bed!! She kept pulling me back in everytime i felt like getting out. What was wrong with her. Ive never met a girl who had red hair yet...

Okay, okay slow down everyone...Its true! Ive just completed my bit on MTV Cribs just yesterday and i gotta say it was cool! Whats this got to do with training? Well, on the programme itself i show everyone my gym and then go into different techniques....as i'll explain in a sec. My place is...

Quit being a prick all your life! Stop putting down my threads...if your so against anything i write why do feel it necessary to keep it reading it and then adding some shit comment! Attention seeking numpty!!

Eventually i ran out of cash during my visit to the local bookmakers today. And to top it all off i'd left my cash card at home! I needed cash desperatley and didnt know what to or how to get some...until that is..... Until the moment i had stepped out of the bookmakers and walked across the...

Hey u guys!! (like in the goonies!!) did you read what happened to me last night? Read it in the sexual health thread titled "all i wanted was an early nite!". By the way she really did think i looked like Aragorn, son of Arathorn in lord of the rings!!!!

I wanted an early night last night cos i had work early the next morning. So i was'nt happy when upon leaving my local bar i bumped into an old school friend. Her name was Eleanor and we did biology together in 5th grade. I thought it was just my luck...another beautiful girl! I just cant seem...

Okay, so here i was at the vets cos my hamster got caught in the glove compartment in my Merc. I had put it in there so that i could fill my tank up with petrol, i didnt want him escaping so i thought it would be the safest place for him. Unfortunatley i forgot abt him and was in there for at...

C'mon guys!! Try the "Voodoo press"!! Check it. This is where I bend over in front of you and spread my asscheeks. You make a nice tight fist. Cock back like you're bench pressing, and pretend you're doing a 1RM attempt. Then, just ram it forward like your life depends on it. Don't worry...

Is it true that there is a man who is alive at the age of 136. Apparentley he lives in Tennessee, and i think the town is called Tallahatsse. If this is true, then why is it that people can die from just walking down the street or from taking a drive down to the country. Why do pets live only to...

Ive been dieting for at least 2 days now and ive realised that to cut up for those bodybuilding contest you need to cut out as much fat as possible...No chocolates or sweets...and especially no easter eggs!! But most of all it is important to distinguish between carbs and protein. Which is the...