I just stole a homeless mans change as i was powerwalking through the park. Took the change to Dunkin Donuts for a small coffee. Went to use the restroom and noticed an employees only door that was left ajar. I went in and stole 17 packs of napkins and left through the emergency exit. Boy i tell ya, i wont have to buy toilet paper now for quite a while. The savings will enable me to pick up those Wu-Tang reunion tickets i saw on ebay last week. score!!
some lady on his facebook said he was in a mining accident. A giant cauldron of rocks was dumped on him from several stories up. Youre in our prayers, Capt
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