10 Commandments

[ALBOB]

How Moses got the 10 Commandments....

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."

God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested. "

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" They're free." "We'll take 10."


There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

 

[mustangdan]

yeah, a little bit.

 

[dontsurfonmytur]

thats a good one, i thought u were actually gona tell ur a biblical story lol

 

[min0 lee]

How Moses got the 10 Commandments....

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."

God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested. "

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" They're free." "We'll take 10."


There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

 

[Dale Mabry]

How Moses got the 10 Commandments....

God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better. The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."

God went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honour thy Father and Mother."
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested. "

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal."
"Not steal? We're not interested."

Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery."
"Not commit adultery? We're not interested."

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments." Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" They're free." "We'll take 10."


There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

Was that a first person account?

 

[maniclion]

thats a good one, i thought u were actually gona tell ur a biblical story lol

Albob is a Biblical story, used to come right after Deuteronomy but since he's a living legend they cut it out because they think he's the work of the devil.

 

[ALBOB]

Albob is a Biblical story, used to come right after Deuteronomy but since he's a living legend they cut it out because they think he's the work of the devil.

Heavenly. I keep telling you, I'm a HEAVENLY story!

 

[maniclion]

Heavenly. I keep telling you, I'm a HEAVENLY story!

Oh yeah, he's a dry heaving story also, sorry I forgot.