10 things I hate

[Goodfella9783]

"And you won't hear black rappers rappin about campfires & ridin horses."

One of my favorite movies:

He's a rapper? I don't recognize him. Who is it?

 

[Dale Mabry]

That's not a rapper, it's the sheriff from Blazing Saddles.

 

[DOMS]

He's a rapper? I don't recognize him. Who is it?

He's not a rapper. You've never seen Blazing Saddles?

 

[DOMS]

That's not a rapper, it's the sheriff from Blazing Saddles.

"Nobody moves or the nigger gets it!"

 

[Dale Mabry]

Don't just lay around getting sun tans all day...

 

[DOMS]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

[CowPimp]

They probably thought you were some pot smoking hippie.

They were probably right, heh. That leads me to a funny story actually:

I was driving toward my house on Georgia Avenue one night, the aforementioned totally overpoliced road. Me and a buddy were just driving around with the windows down because we were bored and it was perfect outside. We had one of those ghetto cigars, a black and mild or some such thing.

I'm in the middle lane slowly merging my way into the left lane because my turn to go home is coming soon. Right as I begin merging I notice this cop FLYING (He was probably going 85 in a 35, no hyperbole) so I quickly shift back into my lane. He proceeds to pull me. He asked me if I was drunk because of my slip into the other lane. Now mind you the following was taking place:

My friend had dismantled the cigar to remove a couple layers of the paper, which around my way is referred to as the "cancer paper" (I know, there's still tobacco after it's gone and that causes cancer, but you can just humor us). We were going to smoke this cigar; no pot involved. However, coincidentally I'm wearing this shirt (Though there's no way the cop saw it before he pulled me):

I was so expecting him to try and search me as they almost always do. He didn't because he felt like an idiot though. I basically said that I wasn't drunk I was just moving out of his way because he was speeding like a maniac, and pointed to the street where my house was located, which he could verify with my license.

Just thought it was a funny little story.

 

[Goodfella9783]

He's not a rapper. You've never seen Blazing Saddles?

Negative...who is he?

 

[DOMS]

They were probably right, heh. That leads me to a funny story actually:

I was driving toward my house on Georgia Avenue one night, the aforementioned totally overpoliced road. Me and a buddy were just driving around with the windows down because we were bored and it was perfect outside. We had one of those ghetto cigars, a black and mild or some such thing.

I'm in the middle lane slowly merging my way into the left lane because my turn to go home is coming soon. Right as I begin merging I notice this cop FLYING (He was probably going 85 in a 35, no hyperbole) so I quickly shift back into my lane. He proceeds to pull me. He asked me if I was drunk because of my slip into the other lane. Now mind you the following was taking place:

My friend had dismantled the cigar to remove a couple layers of the paper, which around my way is referred to as the "cancer paper" (I know, there's still tobacco after it's gone and that causes cancer, but you can just humor us). We were going to smoke this cigar; no pot involved. However, coincidentally I'm wearing this shirt (Though there's no way the cop saw it before he pulled me):

I was so expecting him to try and search me as they almost always do. He didn't because he felt like an idiot though. I basically said that I wasn't drunk I was just moving out of his way because he was speeding like a maniac, and pointed to the street where my house was located, which he could verify with my license.

Just thought it was a funny little story.

*cough*blunt*cough*

 

[DOMS]

Negative...who is he?

I think his real name is Clevon Little (he died of cancer years ago). He played a black sheriff (Bart) in the old west. His deputy was a Jew. The bad guys want to get the people of Rock Ridge (a small town) to leave, so he sends them a black sheriff hoping that they'll get so disgusted that they'll gladly leave town.

In my opinion, it's Mel Brooks' best film.

Sheriff (to a drunk in a jail cell): Are we awake?
Drunk: That depends. Are we...black?
Shriff: Yes, we're black.
Drunk: Then we're awake, but we're very confused...

 

[Goodfella9783]

Oh I thought you were tryin to say he was a rapper cause you quoted me...

 

[clemson357]

Why me? My car has an aftermarket exhaust system and rims, and I have long hair. That's all I can attribute it to.

As far as i am concerned, you deserve to be pulled over, and you should be getting ticketed too. I hate those stupid fucking aftermarket exhaust systems. It is one thing to have flowmasters on a V8 truck or drag pipes on a Harley, but if you put aftermarket exhaust on your Honda CRV, you deserve to be beaten. The majority of aftermarket exhaust for cars doesn't even add horsepower, it is designed solely to make the car louder so that the poser inside it can pretend his toyota corola is a muscle car.

 

[clemson357]

Another thing I get sick of is people acting like they are the victim, when their problems are their own fault. "Man, I get hassled by the cops because of my aftermarket exhaust," or "Man, I always get followed through department stores when I show up wearing my gang colors." If you intentionally try to look like a criminal, because you are into the 'ghetto' culture, then don't fucking complain when you get treated like a criminal.

 

[MCx2]

So am I hearing suggestions that beacuse of statistics it is okay for a police officer to violate a black person's rights? That doesn't make sense to me. The constitution does make mention of this little premise called equal treatment under the law, which is being pissed on with the usage of racial profiling.

I live in a seriously overpoliced county: Montgomery county. It is one of the richest counties in the entire country. The level of racial profiling here is completely ridiculous. If I were to compile a list of the race of all the people pulled over on Georgia Avenue, then it would be approximately 95% black people, and I'm not exaggerating in the least bit. It is ludicrous. Trust me, there are PLENTY of white people breaking the law on this road perpetually, so it's not a lack of "fair game," so to speak.

The only white person I ever see pulled over on this road is myself. Most of the time I'm not breaking any laws either, as evidenced by the fact that I have been pulled approximately a dozen times on this very road without ever receiving a ticket, and receiving a warning only once (Because I didn't have a license plate on the front of my car). Why me? My car has an aftermarket exhaust system and rims, and I have long hair. That's all I can attribute it to. I drive very concious of the law on this particular road. That pisses me off a lot, and I somehow doubt this is the result of profiling as opposed to prejudice.

They probably saw your myspace page. Pictures of nugs and hookahs aren't exactly "street legal".

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

Hookahs are perfectly legal, people at my highschool own them lol.
Good times...

 

[BigDyl]

Hookahs are perfectly legal, people at my highschool own them lol.
Good times...

 

[CowPimp]

As far as i am concerned, you deserve to be pulled over, and you should be getting ticketed too. I hate those stupid fucking aftermarket exhaust systems. It is one thing to have flowmasters on a V8 truck or drag pipes on a Harley, but if you put aftermarket exhaust on your Honda CRV, you deserve to be beaten. The majority of aftermarket exhaust for cars doesn't even add horsepower, it is designed solely to make the car louder so that the poser inside it can pretend his toyota corola is a muscle car.

What a double standard. Anyway, besides that, the car I drive can eat a lot of 8 bangers for breakfast and it only has 4 cylinders. Hell, before my head gasket decided to explode I was pulling on an S55 AMG Mercedes up a very slight incline. Also, my exhaust is not that load at all. As well, I have a bit over 300 horsies and still get 20MPG in the city, so suck it. Heh.

If you JUST add a muffler you're right, but catbacks add power on even shitty ass cars at the high end up the RPM range.

 

[DOMS]

What a double standard. Anyway, besides that, the car I drive can eat a lot of 8 bangers for breakfast and it only has 4 cylinders. Hell, before my head gasket decided to explode I was pulling on an S55 AMG Mercedes up a very slight incline. Also, my exhaust is not that load at all. As well, I have a bit over 300 horsies and still get 20MPG in the city, so suck it. Heh.

If you JUST add a muffler you're right, but catbacks add power on even shitty ass cars at the high end up the RPM range.

Oh geez, that had to have sucked. Racing that AMG and then *woosh*, there goes the gasket. Embarrassing as hell.

As far as I know know, most (if not all) of the Indie cars are four poppers.

 

[clemson357]

What a double standard. Anyway, besides that, the car I drive can eat a lot of 8 bangers for breakfast and it only has 4 cylinders. Hell, before my head gasket decided to explode I was pulling on an S55 AMG Mercedes up a very slight incline. Also, my exhaust is not that load at all. As well, I have a bit over 300 horsies and still get 20MPG in the city, so suck it. Heh.

If you JUST add a muffler you're right, but catbacks add power on even shitty ass cars at the high end up the RPM range.

300 hp out of a 4 cyclinder. What are you driving? A honda civic? My guess is that you have much much less than 300 hp.

As for your car "eating 8 bangers for breakfast," I am sure that will come in handy while you are driving through suburbia pretending you are in "fast and furious." This is evidenced by the fact that you blew a head gasket, most likely dogging the shit out of your economy car for no apparent reason.

Ask yourself one question, does your exhaust have a nice low rumble, or does it sound like a fucking 20 year old chainsaw? Anyone who puts aftermarket exhaust on a 4 cylinder car is either a 16 year old with too much access to daddy's money, or a poser.

 

[clemson357]

I found a picture of Cow with his car. Nice 'wing.' Does that add to your 300 hp? We all know how helpful downforce is on the rear wheels of a front wheel drive car. Nice rims. Let me guess, are you 'bumping' two 12's in there too?

 

[Goodfella9783]

I know kids from around here who tune GTI's, EVO's, WRX's, S4's, M3's....ect...and have witnessed them shit on many many different cars, including muscle. It's possible to tune and turn cars such as Civic's, Integras, VW's into good 1/4 mile times, given you know what you are doing.

www.autobonproductions.com

 

[clemson357]

I know kids from around here who tune GTI's, EVO's, WRX's, S4's, M3's....ect...and have witnessed them shit on many many different cars, including muscle. It's possible to tune and turn cars such as Civic's, Integras, VW's into good 1/4 mile times, given you know what you are doing.

www.autobonproductions.com

Yeah, what makes those cars really fast is the aftermarket brakelights, body kits, and primer colored paint jobs.

Get real. That whole fad is a complete joke. It was spawned by people taking the first car their parents gave them, and trying to turn it into something that it isn't.

 

[Goodfella9783]

Yeah, what makes those cars really fast is the aftermarket brakelights, body kits, and primer colored paint jobs.

Get real. That whole fad is a complete joke. It was spawned by people taking the first car their parents gave them, and trying to turn it into something that it isn't.

???

None of those cars have aftermarket lights (EVO's factory lights are clear or whatever, and none of them have paint jobs (VW 20th ann. comes in a banana yellow color ) (carbon fiber hoods). Read some of the specs guy. They're not about the looks of their cars (not sure if theyre all updated).

And what do you think people do with muscle cars? No tuning involved??? Sounds to me like your completely biased.

 

[clemson357]

???

None of those cars have aftermarket lights (EVO's factory lights are clear or whatever, and none of them have paint jobs (VW 20th ann. comes in a banana yellow color ) (carbon fiber hoods). Read some of the specs guy. They're not about the looks of their cars (not sure if theyre all updated).

And what do you think people do with muscle cars? No tuning involved??? Sounds to me like your completely biased.

It was a joke. I was saying that people who 'tune' their civics frequently do so by putting on worthless crap like bodykits, oversized spoilers, clear tail lights, and stickers.

A muscle car, or a sports car is a car that is designed to go fast. A civic or a VW is an economy car. If you take the Honda Accord that your daddy bought for you on your 16th birthday and put an aftermarket exhaust on it and some fast-and-furious-esq stickers on it, that does not make you a car enthusiast, it makes you a tool bag.

Look, we make fun of people who use shitty form in order to say that they bench press more than they do, right? It is the same concept. There is nothing wrong with wanting a big bench press, even though it will serve you practically no purpose in your daily life. But if you are going to do it, do it right. Likewise, there is nothing wrong with wanting a fast, sporty car. There is something wrong with buying a dodge neon and pretending like you are Jeff Gordon.

 

[BigDyl]

What a double standard. Anyway, besides that, the car I drive can eat a lot of 8 bangers for breakfast and it only has 4 cylinders. Hell, before my head gasket decided to explode I was pulling on an S55 AMG Mercedes up a very slight incline. Also, my exhaust is not that load at all. As well, I have a bit over 300 horsies and still get 20MPG in the city, so suck it. Heh.

If you JUST add a muffler you're right, but catbacks add power on even shitty ass cars at the high end up the RPM range.

New Rule: No more customizing import cars. Stop putting "cool ground FX," 3 foot tall spoilers,"glass pack mufflers," and shitty exhuast tips. Cool flame decails aren't going to enable your car to go back to the future. You aren't Vin Deisel. You aren't Fast and Furious.

 

[CowPimp]

Oh geez, that had to have sucked. Racing that AMG and then *woosh*, there goes the gasket. Embarrassing as hell.

As far as I know know, most (if not all) of the Indie cars are four poppers.

Nah, it didn't blow during the race. It blew on the highway on my way to take an exam, heh. I see how I phrased that poorly now though.

 

[CowPimp]

300 hp out of a 4 cyclinder. What are you driving? A honda civic? My guess is that you have much much less than 300 hp.

Eagle Talon TSi AWD (AKA Eclipse GSX). The engine block in this car is the same one that's in the EVO.

As for your car "eating 8 bangers for breakfast," I am sure that will come in handy while you are driving through suburbia pretending you are in "fast and furious." This is evidenced by the fact that you blew a head gasket, most likely dogging the shit out of your economy car for no apparent reason.

The car has 140K miles on it now. It has been pushing way over stock hp numbers for about 60-70K miles. I drive it like a complete asshole, so it's to be expected. A lot of cars will have their headgaskets blow before that time without these modifications. In fact, it might not have happened if I would have spent $100 on some head studs in retrospect.

Ask yourself one question, does your exhaust have a nice low rumble, or does it sound like a fucking 20 year old chainsaw? Anyone who puts aftermarket exhaust on a 4 cylinder car is either a 16 year old with too much access to daddy's money, or a poser.

What do I care about what kind of noise my car makes? You're making generalizations anyway, because my car does not sound like your typical Civic with a grapefruit shooter. It actually has a decent rumble, and the sound of the turbo is sick. Everyone I know, including my mechanic friends who are ALL about domestic cars, like the way my car drives, sounds, a handles. Also, I worked 12+ hour days almost 7 days a week for an entire summer to get the money for that car; don't make generalizations about me.

I got my car because it's fun to take down windy roads (Handles way better than your typical 3800 pound V8 domestic), it gets good gas mileage (A good 50% more than a lot of the cars I can take down in a race), it has AWD so I can actually drive it in the rain and snow, and it was cheap, relatively speaking, to take from a stock 210hp to over 300hp. The engine block can handle 400-450hp without an internal modifications. I don't know why I'm rationalizing my decision to some douche bag that has a double standard about what modifications can be done to what cars, but there you have it.

 

[CowPimp]

It was a joke. I was saying that people who 'tune' their civics frequently do so by putting on worthless crap like bodykits, oversized spoilers, clear tail lights, and stickers.

A muscle car, or a sports car is a car that is designed to go fast. A civic or a VW is an economy car. If you take the Honda Accord that your daddy bought for you on your 16th birthday and put an aftermarket exhaust on it and some fast-and-furious-esq stickers on it, that does not make you a car enthusiast, it makes you a tool bag.

Look, we make fun of people who use shitty form in order to say that they bench press more than they do, right? It is the same concept. There is nothing wrong with wanting a big bench press, even though it will serve you practically no purpose in your daily life. But if you are going to do it, do it right. Likewise, there is nothing wrong with wanting a fast, sporty car. There is something wrong with buying a dodge neon and pretending like you are Jeff Gordon.

So just because these people can't afford something more suitable for modifications they aren't allowed to do it? I'm not a big fan of all show and no go either, but who gives a rats ass, seriously? Let the people enjoy their cars in their own way. Who made you the determinant of which cars are okay to modify and which cars aren't? You're coming off like an arrogant jackass.

 

[CowPimp]

I found a picture of Cow with his car. Nice 'wing.' Does that add to your 300 hp? We all know how helpful downforce is on the rear wheels of a front wheel drive car. Nice rims. Let me guess, are you 'bumping' two 12's in there too?

I haven't done anything to the body of my car except for the rims, which I only purchased because they are wider than stock and allowed for wider than stock tires. As well, they were lighter weight. They are cheap and shitty, $400 for all 4 rims brand new. I don't care about looks.

So what's wrong with playing your music loud anyway? Yes, I have a 12 in the trunk, though the previous owner put it in. It's not powerful enough to rattle the 5 cars surrounding me at a stoplight though, it only has a 150W amp hooked up to it.

 

[Goodfella9783]

Eagle Talon TSi AWD (AKA Eclipse GSX). The engine block in this car is the same one that's in the EVO.

I like Talons. My buddy's dad has a shop and got one with a blown engine thats been sittin around for about 2 years. Black, body in perf. condition. Hopefully that thing gets on the road in the future cause those things are capable of bein real quick and they handle real nice.