10 Things Men Don't Know about Women

[adrien_j9]

I feel it's necessary to share this wealth of information to the men on this forum, in the event that you haven't previously read it in Men's Health magazine. Learn it; live it; love it...


10 THINGS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT WOMEN:

1. The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her clit.

2. When we say we want you to get in touch with your feminine side, we really mean you need to touch our clit.

3. When we ask you if we look fat, it really means "Can you see my clit?"

4. We'd love to meet your mom. Right after we introduce you to our clit.

5. Diamonds are forever, but touching our clit can buy you two or three years.

6. When we tell you, "We're not communicating," it really means you're not touching our clit.

7. We'd be happy to buy our own damn drinks if you touched our clit.

8. When we say, "Harder! Harder!" that means "Take it out and touch my clit."

9. The fact that women make seventy-five cents to every man's dollar won't bother us as long as you touch our clit.

10. "Go have boys' night out" really means "I'll stay home and touch my clit."
-Wanda Sykes

 

[PreMier]

Will you marry me?

 

[adrien_j9]

Gee...ummmm....gosh. You haven't even....well, you know.

 

[MTN WARRIOR]

Can I touch your clit?

 

[Big Smoothy]

Clit Eastwood.

 

[adrien_j9]

Is it burned into memory yet??

 

[Luke9583]

Is it burned into memory yet??

I took notes

where in Mi are ya? I'm around SE detroit area.

 

[adrien_j9]

Grand Rapids. Never heard of New Baltimore. I've been to South Lyon; anywhere near there?

 

[oaktownboy]

funny as hell

 

[Luke9583]

nope

Grand Rapids. Never heard of New Baltimore. I've been to South Lyon; anywhere near there?

I'm all the way east from you, on anchor bay. 25 minutes from canada (winsor) down I94.

 

[adrien_j9]

That's a drive from my location, yikes!!

 

[Luke9583]

yeap. I can't beleive how many girls are on the west side. No wonder their aren't any over here.

 

[Metalman777]

Folks.... We have a Ho

 

[gr81]

hey, at least shes vocal about what she wants. I love that. nuthin better than a chick thats gonna tell you what spots to hit!

 

[adrien_j9]

Folks.... We have a Ho

No one forced you to check out this thread, now did they?? As for a "ho" I'm sure Wanda Sykes could care less what you think of her as you don't exist in her world. By the way, excellent use of the English language!

 

[sawheet]

Isnt there like 90 more things I mm, or we should know, maybe a visual aid would be helpfull

 

[adrien_j9]

<- Posting because this thread should NOT disappear!

 

[RexStunnahH]

Isnt there like 90 more things I mm, or we should know, maybe a visual aid would be helpfull

Yes! Yes! I agree we need visual aids,but...Love the CLIT! I am a big fan!

 

[adrien_j9]

Visual aide from Wanda Sykes? Uhhh, don't know if I can supply that!!!

 

[BoneCrusher]

Visual aide from Wanda Sykes? Uhhh, don't know if I can supply that!!!

Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...

 

[adrien_j9]

Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's what they asked for, though!

 

[MaxMirkin]

Just the thought of a visual aide from Wanda is enough to not want to touch anyone's clit for at least a few hours ...

Stop playing BC, you know Wanda is one sexy-ass bitch. Didn't you ever see "Pootie Tang"?

 

[cappo5150]

Stop playing BC, you know Wanda is one sexy-ass bitch. Didn't you ever see "Pootie Tang"?

wasnt she Biggie shortie, i love that movie. Seppa town my main damie.

 

[adrien_j9]

Wow, uhhhh, that's a bit of information overload. But what do I expect posting this?

 

[ALBOB]

Gee...ummmm....gosh. You haven't even....well, you know.

Touched your clit?

 

[adrien_j9]

I'm innocent, I tell ya. Innocent. Hear?

 

[OceanDude]

I got carried away...

OD

 

[BoneCrusher]

I'm innocent, I tell ya. Innocent. Hear?

Ehhh? .... What's that ya say? Can't hear ya?

 

[adrien_j9]

DAMNIT! You know too much about me, BC, to fall for my bullshit! Ughhhhh.

 

[adrien_j9]

I got carried away...

OD

So what?! You're allowed to, after all. You didn't offend me. Don't let my teasing erase your words! Then I'll feel guilty, and this is my world you know!!! Don't upset my world!