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david
WHAT j'BO? What?? 
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david
you must mean Crash
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what r we talking about?
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I'm unsure of but just going with the flow! 
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good work
hey dave go take a look at my cutting diet in the diet forum see if everythings bien
hey dave go take a look at my cutting diet in the diet forum see if everythings bien
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OK, I will!
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OK, even though I am in a much calmer state of mind and going through recuperation of a pinch nerve.... I feel the rage boiling on again! There is this surfer dude that comes in with cut off shirts (arms) and raggedy assed shorts goes to the squat room and does 4 inch squats! Comes out of the room walking like he rode a bull and stares at the women! Well, I've got something for him! The stupid plates he uses for squats, I'm going to intervene in his workout and military press them in ANGER and show him a thing or two! Then, I'm going to have one of my friend's slap on two or three 45's on each side and demonstrate a REAL squat!
DAMN, I wish I was able to SQUAT again!
I'm going to SMASH this kid!!!
DAMN, I wish I was able to SQUAT again!
I'm going to SMASH this kid!!!
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Well, Chicken-head better stop acting like tough shit in the gym or I'm gonna make his silly tan turn bright red when I smack him around the gym!
Rules he needs to follow and everything will become peachy-cool!
1) SMARTEST RULE to follow! He better leave my g-friend's ALONE and leave his one liners at home or on the beach.
2) He better Bathe.
3) He better comb his hair!
4) He better stay out of my way, Real GOOD RULE.. A simple RULE
5) He better squat at least parallel and not just 2 to 3 inches!!
6) He better close his mouth!
7) He better train on days or on an hour I'm not there!
8) He better leave his 2 gallon water jug at home and stop pretending to be huge!!!
9) He better NEVER interrupt me when I'm talking to friend's GAL or guys and ask dumb questions ever again! It's not important what I can bench... what should be important to him is how good are his reflexes when I throw something at him or hit him!!!
10) HE JUST BETTER NEVER EVER SAY anything about my workouts or I will hit him 5 times before he even blinks once!!
Rules he needs to follow and everything will become peachy-cool!
1) SMARTEST RULE to follow! He better leave my g-friend's ALONE and leave his one liners at home or on the beach.
2) He better Bathe.
3) He better comb his hair!
4) He better stay out of my way, Real GOOD RULE.. A simple RULE
5) He better squat at least parallel and not just 2 to 3 inches!!
6) He better close his mouth!
7) He better train on days or on an hour I'm not there!
8) He better leave his 2 gallon water jug at home and stop pretending to be huge!!!
9) He better NEVER interrupt me when I'm talking to friend's GAL or guys and ask dumb questions ever again! It's not important what I can bench... what should be important to him is how good are his reflexes when I throw something at him or hit him!!!
10) HE JUST BETTER NEVER EVER SAY anything about my workouts or I will hit him 5 times before he even blinks once!!
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Continuing.. with the RAGE thing..
I really hated being next to this dude.. as I was squatting in the cage.. (parallel). Why?
He was on the Smith Machine doing squats not 10 feet away from me. With each rep.. as he went down.. he just let them rip.
That's kinda the same thing to me as farting next to me when I'm next to you at the men's urinal.
Like I wanna finish off my squats with your ass juice?
Use a ventilated corner or walk away where nobody is to let them go. I understand we gotta let loose. Protein does that.
But goddamn don't sit there and fart 10 times with each rep.
I'm actually trying to work. I didn't know if I want to
1) Laugh and drop the weights
2) Kick the bastage in the nuts
3) Work up a good one and seek revenge
Either way.. broke my concentration and that kinda pissed me off.
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Continuing.. with the RAGE thing..
I really hated being next to this dude.. as I was squatting in the cage.. (parallel). Why?
He was on the Smith Machine doing squats not 10 feet away from me. With each rep.. as he went down.. he just let them rip.
That's kinda the same thing to me as farting next to me when I'm next to you at the men's urinal.
Like I wanna finish off my squats with your ass juice?
Use a ventilated corner or walk away where nobody is to let them go. I understand we gotta let loose. Protein does that.
But goddamn don't sit there and fart 10 times with each rep.
I'm actually trying to work. I didn't know if I want to
1) Laugh and drop the weights
2) Kick the bastage in the nuts
3) Work up a good one and seek revenge
Either way.. broke my concentration and that kinda pissed me off.
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david
MDA... I know what you mean..... it's like I'm there.... oopss... however, I can't smell those farts... thank god!
Was the guy wearing headphones and weren't there women around?
Did you say something to him?
Was the guy wearing headphones and weren't there women around?
Did you say something to him?
No headphones.. no women.
Just him and me..
Nice. Maybe it was his mating call?
Some time later I had to tell the story.. the guy I told it to knew of him and agreeded he's a pretty nasty guy. The kinda guy that breaks your Rule #2.
I didn't say anything.. I mean.. if you are gonna fart numerous times while doing squats..
Anything I could say short of you asshole.. isn't really gonna phase the guy.
What could I say? You sick bastard? He's probably proud. I didn't wanna give him any more credit.
Luckily, I've not seen him anymore.
Don't get me wrong. If you are doing heavy weights and you squeak one out.. fine. I try and do it before a heavy set if that urge occurs.
But this dude was using the machine kinda to squeeze the air out.. just kept slowing ripping as he was doing weights.
SICK!
Just him and me..
Nice. Maybe it was his mating call?
Some time later I had to tell the story.. the guy I told it to knew of him and agreeded he's a pretty nasty guy. The kinda guy that breaks your Rule #2.
I didn't say anything.. I mean.. if you are gonna fart numerous times while doing squats..
Anything I could say short of you asshole.. isn't really gonna phase the guy.
What could I say? You sick bastard? He's probably proud. I didn't wanna give him any more credit.
Luckily, I've not seen him anymore.
Don't get me wrong. If you are doing heavy weights and you squeak one out.. fine. I try and do it before a heavy set if that urge occurs.
But this dude was using the machine kinda to squeeze the air out.. just kept slowing ripping as he was doing weights.
SICK!
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david
Oh, didn't you know? Not bathing goes hand in hand with some people that workout!?!?!?!
No rage tonight people 
Just got back from a second date with this chick I really like. Best date ever. We went to see Fast and Furious 2 (wich rocked btw) then drove to the beach and chilled on the hood hugged up under the stars. Did I mention Im really really into this chick? 
Just got back from a second date with this chick I really like. Best date ever. We went to see Fast and Furious 2 (wich rocked btw) then drove to the beach and chilled on the hood hugged up under the stars. Did I mention Im really really into this chick?
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david
You didn't bang her raccoon! What's the beach at night for anyways??
Isn't that right J'bo?
Isn't that right J'bo?
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david
It's because Daring Dave hasn't been to Manitoba! Let me find one hot chickie.... show me the way to the beach and I'll will show you what Saaaaaaaxxxxxxxxx on the bitch is!!! 
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hee hee
At least my sis was hot!
At least my sis was hot!
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david
with agreat ass!
J'bo has a great Ass
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david
I just said that!
Naw dave. Theres 2 kind of chicks in this world. The ones that you screw and the relationship never goes past that. And the ones that you want to call your girlfriend(a.k.a a keeper) This is one of them I think ... So Im just trying to take it slow. If I wanted a fast one I would be easy to find one of those. The 'keepers' are getting harder and harder to come by these days
... So Im just trying to take it slow. If I wanted a fast one I would be easy to find one of those. The 'keepers' are getting harder and harder to come by these days
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david
that might be a good thing..... (in response to your last line)
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david
Because we love it so much! Ain't nuttin' wrong with worshipping and kissing your ass a little now and then, is there?
We could stop if you like but we need a "j.b.c. anonymous " to be admitted to and I'm not ready to check in..... just yet!
Maybe FS is since he's going biking with pmor.!
We could stop if you like but we need a "j.b.c. anonymous " to be admitted to and I'm not ready to check in..... just yet!
Maybe FS is since he's going biking with pmor.!
well i am already attending several anonymous meetings so i know what they are all about...see list below-im anonymous
-donut eaters anonymous
-McDonalds anonymous
-hot men with tight ass anonymous
-lingerae and bathing shoppers anonymous
-and last but not least cheat day anonymous
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david
Originally posted by J'Bo
-im anonymous
-donut eaters anonymous
-McDonalds anonymous
-hot men with tight ass anonymous
-lingerae and bathing shoppers anonymous
-and last but not least cheat day anonymous
Unbelievable!
