Albob and Rusty are in this bar, see..

[DaMayor]

Alright, get this straight.....I'll type slow so you can keep up.

Rusty has the Harley.

I have the Mercedez

and Albob has the vibrator.



AND I DON'T HAVE A DOG.

 

[BulkMeUp]

DaMayor, Rusty & Albob are in a bar on the top of a cliff. DaMayor says to the other guys "You know, if had just one more beer, I reckon I could fly."

Rusty says "No Way!"

So DaMayor orders a beer and drinks it. Then all three guys walk out to the edge of the cliff. DaMayor jumps off, starts falling to the ground, and then flies gracefully back to the top of the cliff.

Rusty is totally amazed, so he says "You know, if I had another beer, I bet I could do that too."

All three guys go into the bar, and Rusty has one more beer. After he finishes, he says "Ok, I will be able to fly now."

All three of them go outside and Rusty jumps off of the cliff. He falls to the bottom, hitting the ground and dying instantly.

Albob turns to DaMayor and said "You know Superman, you can be a real jerk when you drink."

 

[BulkMeUp]

Alright, get this straight.....I'll type slow so you can keep up.

Rusty has the Harley.

I have the Mercedez

and Albob has the vibrator.



AND I DON'T HAVE A DOG.

I guess them I'll just have to find a more 'appropriate' joke then.

 

[tomuchgear]

Doms Walks In To A Bar In Mexico Sees A Little Sign Next To A Donkey And A Large Jar Of Money. The Sign Says 20 Pesos To Play If You Can Make My Donkey Laugh You Get The Jar Of Money. Doms Goes To The Bartender Says I Will Play But I Need To Whisper To The Donkey. Bartender Says Go Ahead So Doms Whispers Some Thing In The Donkeys Ear The Donkey Starts Laughing Hystericaly. Bout A Year Later Doms Dumps Some More Illegals Back In Mexico Goes Back To The Same Bar. New Sign If 50 Dollars To Play With A Big Jar Of Money Next To It. The Sign Says If You Can Make My Donkey Cry You Get The Money. So Doms Goes To The Bartender Asks If He Can Take The Donkey Into The Back Room. Bartender Says Go Ahead Donkey Comes Out Balling Its Eyes Out. Bartender Says To Doms What The Fuck Did You Do To My Donkey. Doms Looks And Smiles And Says First Time I Told Him My Dick Was Bigger Than His This Time I Proved It.

 

[DaMayor]

*crickets chirping*

 

[Rusty]

*crickets chirping*

Some of these jokes were better left in the 50's

 

[DaMayor]

Some of these jokes were better when I was in my 50's