Ambien.... Share your stories!!

[maniclion]

I used to take a small snippet off the end of a 10mg Ambient crush and snort it and then eat some weed buttered bread. Then I would take a bunch of redlines. Then I'd go to the mall with my GF. It is a great way to spend hours in womens clothes stores because you're suddenly alot more social and the colors of everything really standout. You feel connected to everybody especially your GF so when shes asking how something looks you have more input than "Yeah thats nice...." The best thing is the euphoric feeling that strips away any inhibitions of talking to people. I would talk to anyone, in fact I almost got into trouble because the people I chose to speak with most often were super hot Asian chicks and the thing was they were all showing interest in me, one told me she was going to a party that night and asked if I wanted to go, I told her I was spending the night with my GF, she winked at me and said i could bring her along too. Then another girl working at a jewelery booth started up a conversation with me while my GF was looking at some hair clips at another little kiosk, anyway this girl was fascinated with my eyes, she said there was something about them that made them look gorgeous and asked if I was wearing contacts. I said no, thats just their natural color and she started looking closer about 6 inches from my face, I thought she was about to kiss me! She started picking out every color in my eyes, a little brown, light turquoise, blue, jade and a yellowish-green gerber daisy blooming from my pupil. If you can handle it I recommend it to you shy guys cause you feel like a mack daddy on that mix..

 

[maniclion]

An actual writing I did on here back in 2006 while above the influence....of reality///

"I took Ambien and Talwin and Zanaflex just now, everythin sounds distorted from the tv so my mind is turning it into a family fight sleep outside finally the Mom is saying "You two will stay out under the stars." They say "bullshit not so the Buzzuerg can find us and take all of our fluids and reinstall bio-gell even though our CNS still reacts with it, sometimes it overreacts and you end up jack crackin the dude in front of you inline cause a simple shuffle foot forward command had crossed with an immediate and intense turn eyes command which was triggered by the dashing dame in aisle 0 but instead switched track like a railcar and headed to your foot tossing it straight into the mans frills for thrills beneth the heels real estate. Well thogh my good man you lucked at the same instant when the shuffle signal to you feet hit your eyes and you fluttered as though startled by the ravishing broad who takes this as a sign of interest by a gentleman, since generally most men stare."

 

[Zaphod]

When I worked midnights I was taking ambien like candy so I could sleep during the day. One morning after arriving home I took an ambien. About 45 minutes later when the ambien is really kicking in and I'm literally on my way to bed my brother-in-law, who is an over the road trucker, shows up. His cab is parked in the driveway and he's just popping in to visit and maybe wash his clothes, mostly do his laundry. So in my infinite ambien induced wisdom I say "Let's take that for a spin!"

He says ok and we climb up in the cab, me in the driver's seat and him riding shotgun. I drove it about two miles altogether. The ONLY things I remember about that drive were nearly running over my mailbox back out of the driveway, pulling out onto a major boulevard, four lanes in either direction, and pulling back into my neighborhood. When pulling back into the sub I made a horrifically wide right turn. Had anybody been waiting to pull out they would have died. I turned so wide the left hand tires went up onto somebody's lawn.

I've got other stories but that's just the one that would have easily resulted in people dying and me spending the rest of my life behind bars.

 

[min0 lee]

<< FYI, that's a chick.

Are you sure? It looks like vortrit.

 

[min0 lee]

DGG just had to jump in.

 

[DarkHorse]

Are you sure? It looks like vortrit.

Haha.... now that I think about it..... it just may have been Vortrit. Damn Ambien!

 

[bio-chem]

It was doctor prescribed and i didn't know it made you hallucinate until it was happening. anyways it was a pretty bad episode of insomnia for me, and over the counter stuff didn't work for me. on night 1 the ambien didn't do anything either. on night two i took 2 ambien and a OTC as well. i didn't sleep until like 4 am, but between 10pm and the time i fell asleep i was watching pink bunnies with ninja masks carrying m16's hopping across my wall and they were making chicken noises like the cadburry bunnies do.

 

[vortrit]

DGG just had to jump in.

 

[big60235]

Last year for Thanksgiving my wife and I were heading out to Phoenix for a week. I had not slept for a few days due to being laid off 1 week prior. We got to the airport and had a few drinks and some food before the flight. As we were sitting at the gate I poped 20 mg of Ambien and 1 mg Zany about 10 mins before the flight was supposed to board, thinking I would get on the plane and crash for the flight and wake up about the time we were landing. The plan got thrown to shit when the anounched the flight would be delayed 1 hour due to maintanence. I don't remember much but my wife said i was out of my mind. Everything was half speed(as she called it retard pace) and all i wanted to do was talk to people and walk through the airport. It took 25 mins to walk about 300 feet to the bathroom and back. She was sure that I was going to get arrested for being on drugs or acting suspicious when I stopped to talk to a TSA agent. She dragged me away before I said to much. All ended up find except for the fact that when I finally got on the plane and should have been ready to crash I was wide awake and was tring to figure out what the hell just happened.

Leason learned - Don't take the pills till your ass in in the seat!!!!!

 

[big60235]

Oh and lets all not forget to tell the great stories of multiple time when we have take Ambien and had sex and cant really remember what happened, if it happened, or did i just dream that it happened. I will tell you this, my wife hates it when I ask her "did we have sex last night? if Yes; did it go well becasue I don't remember any of it"

That always makes for a great morning after!!!! Does the morning after pills fix that mistake????

 

[Dark Geared God]

No joke was BBQing at 400am don't remember how all the food got there until i check the Burgler monitor..man cameras are great