Americans Please Take Me!

[J'Bo]

K i am fed up of this. This is a cry for help. I need an American to marry me and get me out of this glacier ridden place i call home. Its friggin May and it is snowing This is absolutely rediculous I had to close the blinds at work because there is 4" of snow on the ground and its still coming

I NEED A BEACH DAMNIT!

 

[LazyByNature]

Snow in May. That sucks. I think it snowed once last winter here, but it was gone in 2 days.

Here in Atlanta I'm thankful that its only in the 80s now. Next month it will be in the 90s all of the time. Don't feel too bad. You have to deal with the cold or the heat just about everywhere. Both in some places.

I'd take you but I don't think that I'd be allowed to keep you. Plus theres no beach in the ATL.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by J'Bo
I NEED A BEACH DAMNIT![/FONT]

We're supposed to have a cold snap here too. It's only supposed to get up to the mid 80's today. Brrrrrrrrrrrrr And remember, Las Vegas is one huge beach.

 

[Riverdragon]

Where do you live? I am in the deep south and only 1 hour and 15 minutes from Panama City Beach

 

[Spitfire]

Well, I think its time for a vacation, no? When will be gracing florida with your presence?
I was in tampa last week end, I thought about you as I sat aound doing nothing, cause Tampa blows, but anyway, sorry to rub it in but we are going to the beach this saturday, and then thowin a beer.b.q at my park.

 

[J'Bo]

I live in Winterpeg, Manitoba, Canada

 

[Riverdragon]

I bet you can walk outside and melt the snow though

 

[Big Smoothy]

Manitoba is too cold....too cold....too cold.....too cold....

 

[Dale Mabry]

With proper incenitves (Read: favors ) I could be enticed in getting you a green card. I though you had a boyfriend anyway? Tell him to get an in demand trade and bring you with him.

 

[Paynne]

75 here in New Jersey. Well...at least during ski season you can make us drool over how much powder there is

 

[J'Bo]

Originally posted by Dale Mabry
With proper incenitves (Read: favors ) I could be enticed in getting you a green card. I though you had a boyfriend anyway? Tell him to get an in demand trade and bring you with him.

Red= only if i put my butt in the snow

Dale= nope i am single. give me give me give me. I cook and clean and know how to cuddle really well

 

[Riverdragon]

Too bad I'm married. I would take you up on that offer in a second.

 

[tucker01]

Come to Ontario it is around 80 today I am so glad this winter shit is over

 

[Dale Mabry]

Me likes the cuddling part.

I need to get back to Florida too, I dislike the snow. This year wasn't too bad here, but no snow is better than any.

 

[irontime]

Originally posted by J'Bo
Dale= nope i am single. give me give me give me. I cook and clean and know how to cuddle really well

Ya get me the hell outta here too Not single, but I will eat all the food in the fridge, drink all your beer and let out a good fart everynow and then. How can you resist?

 

[nikegurl]

crazy. los angeles hit 100 degrees a couple of times in April and you have snow in May.

 

[OceanDude]

Well J'bo I'm already "spoken for" too but have the perfect climate here in Central Florida on the Atlantic. I am taking backup reservations though if you want to come visit us and kick the tires so to speak on the trip you were planning down here. My wife is pretty cool bout "stuff" but I would never leave her.

-OD

 

[Spitfire]

Originally posted by Spitfire
Well, I think its time for a vacation, no? When will be gracing florida with your presence?
I was in tampa last week end, I thought about you as I sat aound doing nothing, cause Tampa blows, but anyway, sorry to rub it in but we are going to the beach this saturday, and then thowin a beer.b.q at my park.

Are you still comin to Florida?

 

[Dale Mabry]

As tempting as your offer sounds IT, I have the beer drinking and farting down to a science.

Hey, on a similar note, are you still on the wagon?

 

[greekblondechic]

It's warm here in Jersey..

I'd marry ya but I think it's illegal

Meanwhile.. I'm looking for somebody to get me down to Hawaii or Florida or someplace else where its nicer

 

[Dale Mabry]

Hey GBC, I call dibs on J, you can have IT. Let him drink all your beer and stink up your place. Bush will ban gay marriage anyway.

 

[greekblondechic]

Guess it's off to the liquor store for me

 

[J'Bo]

Originally posted by Dale Mabry
Me likes the cuddling part.

I need to get back to Florida too, I dislike the snow. This year wasn't too bad here, but no snow is better than any.

Well lets get this thing going then I was voted the best cuddler of 2002-2004

 

[J'Bo]

Originally posted by Dale Mabry
Hey GBC, I call dibs on J, you can have IT. Let him drink all your beer and stink up your place. Bush will ban gay marriage anyway.

Its set. Jenny is gonna have her fav food as her last name


Hey maybe we should meet first on second thought screw that, i live on the edge and take chances

P.S if you are gonna toot under the covers just make sure you air them before i head to bed

 

[Pitboss]

I'm on one knee

California is calling your name!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dale Mabry]

Get outta hear PB, you must not have heard, I already called DIBS.

I don't know J'Bo, the Dutch Oven is a patented maneuver of mine, we may have to compromise on that one.

Now, you are not one of those talkers are you? I feel talking is an overrated form of communication at times, especially during cuddling.

 

[Rob_NC]

Originally posted by J'Bo
I live in Winterpeg, Manitoba, Canada

Winnipeg huh? I was there in late March on a return trip from Thompson. Now, you wanna talk COLD!!!!!

 

[Pitboss]

Originally posted by Dale Mabry
Get outta hear PB, you must not have heard, I already called DIBS.

Hmmm let's see D. California or ?? Penn is it?? Or some other state that gets snow in the winter? I haven't had now in LA for 20 plus years!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just think J'bo sun nearly 365 days a year.

 

[J'Bo]

Originally posted by Rob_NC
Winnipeg huh? I was there in late March on a return trip from Thompson. Now, you wanna talk COLD!!!!!

You were in Thompson poor you thats almost worst then the peg.

Dale...talk? whatever get ready for some spooning, cause i am known as the cuddle slut of Canada. Soon to be of America So when is the date?

Psst you know enough of me...you know what i do, where i am from, what i look like, what my looks like and that i love to cuddle, what else do you need to know I COOK gourmet food as well so get ready to get fat.

 

[J'Bo]

Originally posted by Pitboss
Hmmm let's see D. California or ?? Penn is it?? Or some other state that gets snow in the winter? I haven't had now in LA for 20 plus years!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just think J'bo sun nearly 365 days a year.

PB you were too late again but if DM falls through on his word your next He is going to move us to Florida anyways. Disney World is nice