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Anything Goes Religious Corner

I worship Geared Jesus.

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He's Republican :thumb:
 
you americans are obviously not the brightest people considering how you skip whole words in your posts and elect a black president.
try again.

HAha...So I mispelled a few words who cares. In the end I am something you'll never be....a true Devout American Child of Christ.
Yes we elected a Black President....so what.
Even Obama can run that shit stain of an excuse country better than the drug dealers in charge now. :coffee:


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Seriously, its theirs. We stole it and now theyre just reclaiming whats theirs. Youre such a Nazi!
 
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society.

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What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof? Chingos

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed
 
you americans are obviously not the brightest people considering how you skip whole words in your posts and elect a black president.
try again.:coffee:

Your race will soon disappear....soon they will be called Mexiblacks because not for nothing...you guys ain't swinging it like Obama's people.


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This is what you Mexicants carry....

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HAha...So I mispelled a few words who cares. In the end I am something you'll never be....a true Devout American Child of Christ.
Yes we elected a Black President....so what.
Even Obama can run that shit stain of an excuse country better than the drug dealers in charge now. :coffee:


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lol moron, obama is in charge now. you don't just misspell words, your grammar is atrocious and would make a 8 year old with down syndrome look like a genius. come up with more original material than calling a non-spic a spic. take some time.
 
lol moron, obama is in charge now. you don't just misspell words, your grammar is atrocious and would make a 8 year old with down syndrome look like a genius. come up with more original material than calling a non-spic a spic. take some time.

What a waste of time.
You mean to tell you're not Mexican?

Calling me a retard actually makes me feel good.
Funny thing, even though you claim not to be Mexican it's obvious this bothers you.
 
I got stabbed by 5 Mexicans 10 years ago and was legally declared dead twice, and believe it or not I have Mexican friends to this day. It's the cholos in gangs that are scum. :shooter:
 
I got stabbed by 5 Mexicans 10 years ago and was legally declared dead twice, and believe it or not I have Mexican friends to this day. It's the cholos in gangs that are scum. :shooter:

I am just kidding. I don't hate the Mexicans and I definitely am not religious as most of you all know.....well except for one dumb mother fucker who showed his true colors.

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I am just kidding. I don't hate the Mexicans and I definitely am not religious as most of you all know.....well except for one dumb mother fucker who showed his true colors.

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I hear ya.......It's hard to tell which posts are serious sometimes.
 
if you were truly devout, you would let jesus ass fuck you and drink the subsequent blood from the ass fucking. once again, in the bible.
"if thou art pureth of heart, thou shalt let the lord enter thine butthole in a most uncomfortable manner, for the lord's dick is filled with spines and barbs and can also be used to flail heathens. thus sayeth the lord." job 12:54
see? christians = fags. god = fake.

charles manson was a much better cult leader than jesus, anyway. at least he got pregnant bitches murdered. you can't argue with that.
If Jesus asketh of me to punch my knot i would allow it as a blessed event, he is the Lord and nothing he does is a sin, only is it a sin when men do it. I would gladly take his whole member into my turd womb while clasping hands in prayer, I would then convulse and speaketh in tongues as he anoints my lower back with his holy spunk....later I would carefully squeegee it off and let it soak into my bandana and then tie it around my head Rambo style as I headed back out to return the favor to the street heathens and false prophets, his Holy Jism seeping into my eyes and giving me the clarity of vision.........


Oh god I can't go on anymore, i'm sitting here chuckling to myself trying to picture the kind of religious nutball who would actually spout this kind of shit :roflmao:
 
If Jesus asketh of me to punch my knot i would allow it as a blessed event, he is the Lord and nothing he does is a sin, only is it a sin when men do it. I would gladly take his whole member into my turd womb while clasping hands in prayer, I would then convulse and speaketh in tongues as he anoints my lower back with his holy spunk....later I would carefully squeegee it off and let it soak into my bandana and then tie it around my head Rambo style as I headed back out to return the favor to the street heathens and false prophets, his Holy Jism seeping into my eyes and giving me the clarity of vision.........


Oh god I can't go on anymore, i'm sitting here chuckling to myself trying to picture the kind of religious nutball who would actually spout this kind of shit :roflmao:

don't laugh. religion is srs business.
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ah, resorting to tactics used in the 3rd grade, the old "you're retarded" quip. pot calling the kettle black, don't you think?:winkfinger: don't worry, i'll wait and let you think of a better one. see it as a charity, if you will. .

I am theCaptn' bitch, I can verbal rape you up the arse from 13,000km :winkfinger:
 
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