Are you a real man ?

[ROID]

Real men masturbate in the tanning bed.

 

[dogsoldier]

A real man doesn't need to.

 

[ROID]

someone didn't skip breakfast this morning.

 

[dieseljimmy]

I have jerked in the tanning bed before... but like the pleasant gentlemen I am, I cleaned the glass.

 

[charley]

Real men masturbate in the tanning bed.

..Real men wack it in any bed, but is nice to have a helper....

 

[ROID]

Something about the glow of tanning bed lights turn me on or maybe it's the smell of tanning lotion.

Skeet Skeet Skeet

 

[njc]

How about real men don't use tanning beds?

 

[ROID]

^^

How about if you don't have anything nice to post, you don't post at all ?

How about posting up some pictures of your cawk ?

That would be nice.

 

[GUNRACK]

Also guilty. Something about public places and at work make u wanna tug on it

 

[njc]

^^

How about if you don't have anything nice to post, you don't post at all ?

How about posting up some pictures of your cawk ?

That would be nice.

If it were a couple inches bigger I'd consider it

 

[njc]

Or maybe if I masturbated to the point where I had half a boner, I could pass it off like I was completely flaccid, thus granting the appearance of a deceivingly sizeable cock?

 

[azza1971]

tanning beds where i live are banned, guess i know why now. There full of spoof!!

 

[njc]

Can we stop talking about tanning beds and start talking about cock-size?

 

[sneedham]

7

 

[ctr10]

tanning beds where i live are banned, guess i know why now. There full of spoof!!

AZZA Spoof?

 

[njc]

7

That's pretty nice man. Im just over 6. 7 is pretty nice. Wait, where do you start your measurement? M'f'kers be cheatin sometimes.....

 

[dieseljimmy]

That's pretty nice man. Im just over 6. 7 is pretty nice. Wait, where do you start your measurement? M'f'kers be cheatin sometimes.....

Its funny you say that. The link is for me and ice cubes side project. Its a labor of love really
How to measure your penis properly - Home

 

[dogsoldier]

What is the fascination with measuring your dicks? The only time anything mattered like that was when a chick I was banging told me that if it a guys dick didn't overhang the palm of her hand flaccid she wouldn't fuck them because they were too small.

Notice I said "chick I was banging". 'nuff said.

 

[azza1971]

i have a solid 3 inch, but its 7 inchs round, hope that helps, good for short and full fucks

 

[Intense]

Something about the glow of tanning bed lights turn me on or maybe it's the smell of tanning lotion.

Skeet Skeet Skeet

Dat dere D3 erection

 

[SheriV]

lesson I've learned today...never use a tanning bed, ever
wax my arms lest I become a target for blowjobs

 

[azza1971]

lesson I've learned today...never use a tanning bed, ever
wax my arms lest I become a target for blowjobs

we can meet at Tanning Beds R US if you want.

 

[Watson]

Something about the glow of tanning bed lights turn me on or maybe it's the smell of tanning lotion.

Skeet Skeet Skeet

u ever consider that its not the lights but the smell of everyone elses spoof that gets u hard? or ur like me living in denial?

 

[Watson]

^i feel sick grif u fucken dirty cunt!

 

[azza1971]

^i feel sick grif u fucken dirty cunt!

look non trainer can you ever prove you have entered a gym?

 

[Watson]

look non trainer can you ever prove you have entered a gym?

 

[azza1971]

is that pic current? or you lost more weight?

 

[Watson]

is that pic current? or you lost more weight?

just after my last bulk...

 

[azza1971]

are you trying to be nice to me? i am freaking out right now.

 

[Watson]

are you trying to be nice to me? i am freaking out right now.

go fuck a rotten roo corpse!