Pray to End Gay Anal Sex
Gay, Anal Sex is the single most destructive causal force in nature today, the favorite weapon of the Devil. Here is a short list of things wrong with Gay, Anal Sex, or G.A.S. herein.
G.A.S. releases toxic fumes into the environment when feces is burned by the friction of one man's member against the other man's prostate. This burning feces is released into the atmosphere in the form of methane gas, which depletes the ozone layer and causes global warming, thus proving that liberals are causing global warming with their G.A.S., and not Godly Republicans!
G.A.S. kills brain cells. The noxious fumes released from G.A.S. enter the central nervous system through the colon and the mucous membranes causing a euphoric sensation that can induce psychotic episodes. Little boys forced to watch G.A.S. can inhale these fumes through the nose or mouth and be stricken with similar symptoms to marijuana users: violent behavior, increased sexual desires, and the AIDS virus.
G.A.S. renders the sphincter loose and functionless. How is the sphincter supposed to retain feces, when it has a man's penis constantly pumping in and out of it like a jackhammer? Like a blown gasket, the sphincter of the receiving homosexual is no longer able to retain feces, which is why gay men eat so many vegetables.
G.A.S. causes God to strike its perpetrators down with the AIDS virus and the virus that causes AIDS. The AIDS virus needs no introduction.
G.A.S. is habit forming, and causes its perpetrators to becomes obsessed with spreading homosexuality to little children. New recruits are indoctrinated by prolonged sessions of ritual rape and other forms of anal abuse, often involving male idols, which are expressly forbidden by God, especially when inserted into the anus.
G.A.S. is forbidden by the KJV1611, and is therefore inherently wrong.
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (King James Version) 9Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version) 22Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 (King James Version) 13If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Romans 1:26-27 (King James Version) 26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
1 Kings 15:11-12 And Asa did that which was right in the eyes of the LORD, as did David his father. And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
1 Kings 22:45-46 45Now the rest of the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his might that he shewed, and how he warred, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 46And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.
2 Kings 23:7 And he[Josiah] brake down the houses of the sodomites, that were by the house of the LORD, where the women wove hangings for the grove.
Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
Daniel 11:37 Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all. (some believe this says the Antichrist will be gay)
1 Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;
Jude 7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Let us all pray vigorously for an end to G.A.S. and its kissing cousin, the Lesbian Straddlehold. May these abominations be wiped out from God's Creation!!!
@ 'balloon hole' . . just curious, so you do the whole 'douche' thing? Or you have other womanly tricks?
