At the bar...three shots in

[bigbenj]

Bombed three drinks before the moisture could even hit the counter.
What will happen tonight?

 

[Caretaker]

Should we start raising bail money?

 

[heavyiron]

Unprotected bar hag sex?

 

[exphys88]

please don't make fun of me. I'm drinking wine.

 

[bigbenj]

@caretaker: I would appreciate it lol

 

[Pittsburgh63]

please don't make fun of me. I'm drinking wine.

I love me some wine.. no worries brother.

But Benj is gonna wake up with a sore asshole for sure.

 

[bigbenj]

All these old foxes want the stallion.

 

[Caretaker]

I would appreciate it lol

God help the guy that pisses you off after the other thread. LOL

 

[bigbenj]

I want to blow someone's shit out, but, I don't instigate big true

 

[Pittsburgh63]

All these old foxes want the stallion.

Must be the adidas shirt and dirty ass beard.

 

[Pittsburgh63]

I want to blow someone's shit out, but, I don't instigate big true

We should go to the bar together.. cuz I definately do!!

 

[rage racing]

All these old foxes want the stallion.

MMMMMMMM cougars.......

 

[Tesla]

please don't make fun of me. I'm drinking wine.

Merlot going here..........and BenJ...If you weren't married I would advise slamming a Coug......Good times indeed......

 

[exphys88]

Merlot going here..........and BenJ...If you weren't married I would advise slamming a Coug......Good times indeed......

I'm sipping on the box wine from costco. 4 bottles per box!

 

[bigbenj]

Wine is for high class people. I'm middle class.

Pitt, we would destroy the bar.
Tesla, it's always been a dream, brother.

Thank god for autocorrect right now muahahaha

 

[bigbenj]

Edit: just saw exo is drinking box wine. Atta boy hahaha

 

[bigbenj]

Phone is going to die. Hopefully I have a good story. Feeling froggy, just need the right situation....

 

[Caretaker]

Phone is going to die. Hopefully I have a good story. Feeling froggy, just need the right situation....

Enjoy

 

[bigbenj]

Shot of jack to put some hair on that chest!
why am I doing a play by play on I'm?

 

[heavyiron]

Getting Gin now

 

[bigbenj]

Kicked it with a bouncer. Big Jidda tikka make some good loot for a couple hours. Need to grow a foot FML

 

[bigbenj]

Getting Gin now

Gin n juice? Snoop dogg?

 

[exphys88]

Gin n juice? Snoop dogg?

laid back, with my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

 

[Tesla]

Pinn sum gear in the bathroom, BBenj..........

 

[rage racing]

Pinn sum gear in the bathroom, BBenj..........

Pin 1/2gram of Tren and show that bouncer whats up...

 

[bigbenj]

No epic story to tell =(
Got perfectly drunk, right on the edge of puking, but held it together.
smashed my wife.
Eating Taco Bell now.

 

[Mr X]

Bombed three drinks before the moisture could even hit the counter.
What will happen tonight?

With your history, I'd say your anus will look like dirty hamburger meat within the hour.

 

[Tesla]

Eating Taco Bell now.

Have you tried these Dorito ones yet?.......I've been craving these .... Like I could eat like 10 of these type craving........

 

[Mr X]

Unprotected bar hag sex?

His cock has more bumps than a failed thread.

 

[bigbenj]

Have you tried these Dorito ones yet?.......I've been craving these .... Like I could eat like 10 of these type craving........

No, but, they look good as hell though. Today, I just opted for bean burritos. Needed something easy to eat.
My left elbow is bothering me, from the alcohol drying me out.
Alcohol+Winny+DMZ FTW!!!!