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Please PM me for an appropriate signature.

Failure to comply will result in negging and cruel post editing.

Anyone under 100 posts is a noob.

Keeping Anything Goes safe for all: theCaptn'
 
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Any comments goddamit?:paddle:
 
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Yeah, get fucked in da ass…….
 
Be careful new guys, Azza eats noob ass for breakfast. Seriously, he will weez the fuck out of your juice.
 
theCaptn' said:
Please PM me for an appropriate signature.

Failure to comply will result in negging and cruel post editing.

Anyone under 100 posts is a noob.

Keeping Anything Goes safe for all: theCaptn'
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Someone's finally taking responsibility for the job placed upon them...

Bravo my good man bravo

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get stuffed..:coffee:
 
PM me noob actividad in AG for reps
 
cg89 said:
what about madmann he's got above 100+ but still proves himself useless
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Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
 
Madmann said:
Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
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People find me interesting, otherwise they wouldn't buy my porno tapes of me raping your mother.
 
Madmann said:
Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
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Yes Eddie??????...
 
Madmann said:
Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
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Dear noobs,

This charming fellow is eddie. He likes thick cock in his ass, so every once in a while I oblige him with a dildo the size of a coke can.

The first time he bled, but like a champ he came back for more. Now he bounces on it like a pro and sings my praises.

Say hi eddie. :coffee:
 
CellarDoor said:
Dear noobs,

This charming fellow is eddie. He likes thick cock in his ass, so every once in a while I oblige him with a dildo the size of a coke can.

The first time he bled, but like a champ he came back for more. Now he bounces on it like a pro and sings my praises.

Say hi eddie. :coffee:
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Cool love story bro
 
Are you an alter boy Boss?
 
Madmann said:
Yet you remember more about my history here than I do yours.

So forgettable your posts in any section of IM are practically invisible.

But I do feel I contribute more interesting material than ExLe and Call of Ktulu.

All they do is post cock shots and vaginal penatration gifs, its all the same.

Clearly they don't see enough of it first-hand to not be consumed by it.
But that happens when e-forums become their substitute for a real woman.

Anyway I digress. Noobs for the most part are obnoxiously perky asskissers.

I say they bring it right from the start or go back to planting flowers and posting smilies.
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:roflmao:

What a homo...

Who cares about what you feel and that you want male on male cock gifs...
 
ExLe said:
:roflmao:

What a homo...

Who cares about what you feel and that you want male on male cock gifs...
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Letting porn gifs compensate for real sex makes you the homosexual.

Get laid in reality and you could change that, but its likely you don't want it.

MadWaldoMan said:
I am new, should i go by my name of Craig?
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No.
 
I have a confession, i was MadWaldoMan, sorry eddie or is that Craig?
 
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