A FINE SELECTION OF AUSTIN POWERS CHAT-UP LINES...
1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blo! w the
hell outta me.
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
heaven?
13. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty >is only a light switch away.
14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you
by morning.
17. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to
suck itself.
18. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
19. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
20. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
21. My name is! (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?
23. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
24. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
26. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't
you like pizza?
27. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go
home
28. Do you wash your pants in Mr clean because I can see
myself in them.
1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.
3. Nice legs...what time do they open?
4. Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out my package.
5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blo! w the
hell outta me.
11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
12. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to
heaven?
13. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty >is only a light switch away.
14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
16. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you
by morning.
17. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to
suck itself.
18. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
19. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
20. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
21. My name is! (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?
23. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
24. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk
to you.
25. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
26. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't
you like pizza?
27. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go
home
28. Do you wash your pants in Mr clean because I can see
myself in them.
