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be honest...dumbest or most embarrassing thing youve done in a gym
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fizox said:Funny how life works, i wrote my embarassing moment in this forum before i went to the gym today (the first fart one), get to the gym and half way through my workout i sit up fast from the decline bench and smash my head on the bar! 2 people rushed over to see if i was ok...i was fine just a little dizzy. This thread is a jinx!!!!
I will do a thread about transexuals experiences next week.fizox said:Funny how life works, i wrote my embarassing moment in this forum before i went to the gym today (the first fart one), get to the gym and half way through my workout i sit up fast from the decline bench and smash my head on the bar! 2 people rushed over to see if i was ok...i was fine just a little dizzy. This thread is a jinx!!!!
I really don't think our relationship should be exploted for all to see, it was a special moment in my life I prefer private.Vieope said:
min0 lee said:Why?
Tell us min0.
I don't like to give too much info. It may ruin my image.
You entered a thread about doing stupid things in the gym then a few moments later you did a stupid thing in the gym, when you enter the transexual thread, if everything is correct, a few moments later you will experience..fizox said:
No, no, no....this is not a tranny thread. He....is....crazy......fizox said:
You didn´t know this was a transexual bodybuilding forum? That is why it is ironmagazineforums.com, the iron is not because of the weights.fizox said:
You see, further proof the bunny is insane.Vieope said:You didn´t know this was a transexual bodybuilding forum? That is why it is ironmagazineforums.com, the iron is not because of the weights.
The first time I ever did barbell bench presses, I used too much weight and got it stuck on my chest. I had to squeal for help, and the guy that helped me was retarded (really, he was actually retarded). So, I got the weight stuck and needed a retard to help me.
Oh no.I Are Baboon said:
Did he try to start a conversation while you had the weight stuck on your chest?
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OUTSTANDING story.. LOL
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I love it when my clients fart during their workouts. During a set of squats or presses they sometimes let a good one rip. It is really hard not to bust out laughing. A couple of times I have had to bite my tongue hard enough to draw blood to stop myself. Especially when it's the women.
I bang my head on bars all the time because our smith machine is right beside our power rack - that's always good for knocking me silly.
I bang my head on bars all the time because our smith machine is right beside our power rack - that's always good for knocking me silly.
DEFINITELY got caught staring directly at a chick's ass.
She was doing bent over rear delts. i'm sittin' on a machine takin' a break. i'm lookin around while tryin' to catch my breath, and this chick's perfect round ass in tight spandex catches my eye.
well, needless to say, of course as i'm admiring her heiny she shoots right up and turns around and looks at me looking at her (ass). she kinda smiled, so it was all good.
As she left i said "i hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go".
She was doing bent over rear delts. i'm sittin' on a machine takin' a break. i'm lookin around while tryin' to catch my breath, and this chick's perfect round ass in tight spandex catches my eye.
well, needless to say, of course as i'm admiring her heiny she shoots right up and turns around and looks at me looking at her (ass). she kinda smiled, so it was all good.
As she left i said "i hate to see you leave, but i love to watch you go".
lmao. That's happened to me more than once this week alone Flex :/ O god, it's good to have girls at the gym again
:/ O god, it's good to have girls at the gym again Oh my God. I have so many.
1 Couldn't lift the barbell off my chest and had to actually slide it over my stomach and crotch to get it off.(I'm not sure if anyone noticed)
2.Got a boner while daydreaming and stood up and a guy across from me noticed. I'm sure he still thinks I'm some sort of pervert.
3. Fell off of a stationary bike!
1 Couldn't lift the barbell off my chest and had to actually slide it over my stomach and crotch to get it off.(I'm not sure if anyone noticed)
2.Got a boner while daydreaming and stood up and a guy across from me noticed. I'm sure he still thinks I'm some sort of pervert.
3. Fell off of a stationary bike!
LOL, in almost every post you have a hard-on. Do you use viagra as multi vitamin daily?trvlr70 said:
LOL....maybe physicality(lifting, dancing) has that effect on me. No one has complained yet....
i was on my 4th set of flat bench and i didnt have a spot cuz i normally dont need one and i dropped the wieght on my chest and my friend had to run over and get it off
my chest was so sore for the next couple of days
my chest was so sore for the next couple of days
How the ......oh let me guess, your hard-on got in your way.trvlr70 said:
got a hard-on and fell of the bike...thats fucking awesome
Well farting occurs all the time with the guys i workout with, usually no girls around, and if there are we just seperate from the point of impact lol...
But the other day, my friend Chad was squatting and i was spotting him
He was doing 300 something so i didnt want to laugh
but he came up on the 2nd rep and i heard this perfectly stereotypical fart blair out at me
I was like Youve got to be kidding me,
i almost busted out laughing, i looked around at the other guys and they were all looking back at me...
At that time my friend apologized...and we laughed and then we continued....:\
But the other day, my friend Chad was squatting and i was spotting him
He was doing 300 something so i didnt want to laugh
but he came up on the 2nd rep and i heard this perfectly stereotypical fart blair out at me
I was like Youve got to be kidding me,
i almost busted out laughing, i looked around at the other guys and they were all looking back at me...
At that time my friend apologized...and we laughed and then we continued....:\
my bro was benching 135 and i was doing 215. he had finished, so i put the 40 lbs back on my side but he forgot to do his side. i get under the thing and push up, my left arm stays still and my right arm shoots up in the air, causing the weights on the left side to slide off and crash to the floor. i about punched my brother in the face lol.
I was lifting with a stomache virus and sharted myself ... no warning what so ever. On second I was lifting and the next I was heading for the locker room very quickly.
In an LA gym a he/she started up a flirtatious conversation while I was benching. I did not catch that she was an it for about the first 30 seconds of the dialogue and was flirting back. I snaped and and warned it away. Unfortuinatly I had friends that witnessed the event unfold. These same friends would be at some party or something so that I was never allowed to live that one down.
In an LA gym a he/she started up a flirtatious conversation while I was benching. I did not catch that she was an it for about the first 30 seconds of the dialogue and was flirting back. I snaped and and warned it away. Unfortuinatly I had friends that witnessed the event unfold. These same friends would be at some party or something so that I was never allowed to live that one down.
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I'm up to two..so far....
I unloaded a leg press machine...one side..and didn't realize it wasn't bolted down to the floor, and watched it roll over onto one side.
I got finished doing a set of lat pull downs. I was used to a longer seat from the gym I had just switched from, so when I pushed back from the leg pad..and the seat was a good foot shorter than what I was used to...I went shooting off the back and ended up staring at the ceiling. Luckily, it waslater in the evening, and not too many people saw that...all ya can do is laugh...
I unloaded a leg press machine...one side..and didn't realize it wasn't bolted down to the floor, and watched it roll over onto one side.
I got finished doing a set of lat pull downs. I was used to a longer seat from the gym I had just switched from, so when I pushed back from the leg pad..and the seat was a good foot shorter than what I was used to...I went shooting off the back and ended up staring at the ceiling. Luckily, it waslater in the evening, and not too many people saw that...all ya can do is laugh...
these are great. I wish I could visit some of these gyms.
