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[ihateschoolmt]

Yea I do that too manic. I drink like 3 shots and then take a shot every hour until I go to sleep.

 

[GFR]

Yea I do that too manic. I drink like 3 shots and then take a shot every hour until I go to sleep.

You are 16

 

[Tough Old Man]

You are 16

You one to really talk. It's my understanding that you had your mother drink whiskey everyday when you were a baby. this way when she breastfed you, you could get that buzz you needed. What was that drink called..Kahlua and Cream.


Tough

 

[The Monkey Man]

His moms name was Kahlua? -

 

[MyK]

So Topolos cross dressing again. He fools everyone with that one.

what a slut!

 

[Tough Old Man]

Well I'll tell you all what happened the night I started this thread. Yes I was drinking. I'm going to get ready for bed. So I'm going to jump in the shower first. I get in and grab the soap and start to wash myself when I noticed I forgot to remove my tank top that I was wearing. Well it stuck to me like glue from being wet and then I couldn't get it off. I ended up yelling for the wife to come help me. She just stood there like what the fuck is wrong with you. She turned away and said take it off yourself. Well I couldn't so I washed the best I could, dried off and went to the bedroom. Once I started to lay down with that wet tanktop on she decided to help me or she knew she would get all wet.


tough

 

[Dale Mabry]

One night I got tore up in college and it was this hot girl's birthday party. Anyway, I know my limits and like to surpass them every chance I get. So, long story short I am in bed with this chick, then I wake up. I said to myself, "It must have been hot last night because I am all sweaty." It must be sweat because it is very salty. Hey, where did that girl go...Oh, there she is, on the floor wrapped in a towel. Why did she sleep on the floor and why does she have a towel? Goddamnit!

She told me I woke her up in the middle of the night and said I had to take a piss. She told me to get up and go and the next thing she hears is me going, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." right next to her. Then I apparently started laughing and passed out.

Good times.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

I only drink to get drunk...Otherwise what's the point?
You might as well eat poptarts for the taste if you are just going to drink for the taste....

I love being at the stage, not quite drunk but more than buzzed, its the best feeling in the world.

 

[MyK]

One night I got tore up in college and it was this hot girl's birthday party. Anyway, I know my limits and like to surpass them every chance I get. So, long story short I am in bed with this chick, then I wake up. I said to myself, "It must have been hot last night because I am all sweaty." It must be sweat because it is very salty. Hey, where did that girl go...Oh, there she is, on the floor wrapped in a towel. Why did she sleep on the floor and why does she have a towel? Goddamnit!

She told me I woke her up in the middle of the night and said I had to take a piss. She told me to get up and go and the next thing she hears is me going, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." right next to her. Then I apparently started laughing and passed out.

Good times.

nice job! pisser!

 

[The Monkey Man]

It must be sweat because it is very salty

OMFGROFLMAO!

 

[gococksDJS]

One night I got tore up in college and it was this hot girl's birthday party. Anyway, I know my limits and like to surpass them every chance I get. So, long story short I am in bed with this chick, then I wake up. I said to myself, "It must have been hot last night because I am all sweaty." It must be sweat because it is very salty. Hey, where did that girl go...Oh, there she is, on the floor wrapped in a towel. Why did she sleep on the floor and why does she have a towel? Goddamnit!

She told me I woke her up in the middle of the night and said I had to take a piss. She told me to get up and go and the next thing she hears is me going, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." right next to her. Then I apparently started laughing and passed out.

Good times.

Actually I came in and pissed on your face. I wanna pee on you, drip drip drip.

 

[CRASHMAN]

One night I got tore up in college and it was this hot girl's birthday party. Anyway, I know my limits and like to surpass them every chance I get. So, long story short I am in bed with this chick, then I wake up. I said to myself, "It must have been hot last night because I am all sweaty." It must be sweat because it is very salty. Hey, where did that girl go...Oh, there she is, on the floor wrapped in a towel. Why did she sleep on the floor and why does she have a towel? Goddamnit!

She told me I woke her up in the middle of the night and said I had to take a piss. She told me to get up and go and the next thing she hears is me going, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." right next to her. Then I apparently started laughing and passed out.

Good times.

HAHAHA i actually laughed out loud on that one

 

[seven11]

i get l---------------------l this drunk

 

[Tough Old Man]

One night I got tore up in college and it was this hot girl's birthday party. Anyway, I know my limits and like to surpass them every chance I get. So, long story short I am in bed with this chick, then I wake up. I said to myself, "It must have been hot last night because I am all sweaty." It must be sweat because it is very salty. Hey, where did that girl go...Oh, there she is, on the floor wrapped in a towel. Why did she sleep on the floor and why does she have a towel? Goddamnit!

She told me I woke her up in the middle of the night and said I had to take a piss. She told me to get up and go and the next thing she hears is me going, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." right next to her. Then I apparently started laughing and passed out.

Good times.

I remember how funny I thought it was the day your sister told me about that. It really pissed her off.