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This became apparant to me the other day, and I seem to be the only guy with this- the MORE alcohol I drink, the less of a chance I have on getting laid


I'm in college, and I of course love to go out and get smashed. And of course it's always fun to finish off the night with a woman. Sometimes though, I'm so smashed (even though the experience is enough to sober up a bit) I don't get a full erection. It's like my body is out of wack or something. Not sure what this would be called.... beer dick? whiskey dick? its like I lost contact with the boys down low...

My friends here go nuts when they get smashed..... the more beer the more fun they will have.... I literally have to limit myself or I almost lose my ability to get an erection...

It's pretty fucking embarrasing..... anybody else have this problem? Too drunk to fuck? Normally the expression is "not drunk enough"... opposite for me almost...
 
This is only a prelude of whats to come. Youre developig Erectile dysfunction. Start taking viagra now, or you'll never get laid again.










Just kidding mang, I've never had that problem so don't know what to tell ya. Drink a little less or find a freakier chick that will turn you on.
 
Hahaha...... you almost gave me this shits man....

I'm a horny mofo, just like ny other guy on campus, and when I'm smashed EVERY girl looks super hott
 
lots of guys have that problem when they drink too much. Usually it's the hard
stuff.
 
hahaha.. dude, this is very common. everyone gets whiskey dick
 
Yea, try regulating your intake a little more and you will be fine. What's more important to you? More booze or getting laid? :hmmm:
 
Sounds like you have an addiction problem, better take care of it now before it gets ugly.
 
whiskey dick! that was the expression....


it spun off a bit exaggerated i guess..... i do go out and drink usually least one weekend night but its rare for me to actually get tanked beyond reason (and then get the whiskey dick)
my friends here though can drink to the early morning and go at it with their girls like porn stars... they must have immunity to whiskey dick i guess aha...
 
Eh, are you sure? Because a lot of guys will get whiskey dick but not talk about it. Whenever I am in a relationship, we just have sex before we go out. A lot of my friends are like this too :shrug:. But if you're trying to pick up girls on the night out, it's a good idea not to have too many.
 
its weird. When I've spoken to buddies about it they act like they'd never heard of it, like it's a shock to them that beer keeps you from getting up.

I have the same thing. If I drink enough to feel any kind of a buzz then sex is out of the question.

forget whiskey dick, I get sleepy dick. If I'm more than a little sleepy I have trouble getting it up. And I tend to fall asleep shortly after drinking so it makes it even that much harder (to do)
 
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I am convinced that every guy gets this, only some need to drink a little more/less than others. In fact, I read this article online that frat boys were popping viagras to combat whiskey dick (dumb but funny).
 
Find the right amount of alcohol, cause if you get it right you can numb it up enough to go all night.
 
Hlanderr said:
This became apparant to me the other day, and I seem to be the only guy with this- the MORE alcohol I drink, the less of a chance I have on getting laid


I'm in college, and I of course love to go out and get smashed. And of course it's always fun to finish off the night with a woman. Sometimes though, I'm so smashed (even though the experience is enough to sober up a bit) I don't get a full erection. It's like my body is out of wack or something. Not sure what this would be called.... beer dick? whiskey dick? its like I lost contact with the boys down low...

My friends here go nuts when they get smashed..... the more beer the more fun they will have.... I literally have to limit myself or I almost lose my ability to get an erection...

It's pretty fucking embarrasing..... anybody else have this problem? Too drunk to fuck? Normally the expression is "not drunk enough"... opposite for me almost...
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That happens to tons of people.
 
maniclion said:
Find the right amount of alcohol, cause if you get it right you can numb it up enough to go all night.
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:laugh: so true!
 
True, if it would work. I think something to significantly lower libido like ephedrine and high frequency works better. Less bloodflow? I think I'll skip the alcohol.
 
whiskey dick > beer goggles

Think of it as God's way of saving you even more embarrassment.
 
Crono1000 said:
its weird. When I've spoken to buddies about it they act like they'd never heard of it, like it's a shock to them that beer keeps you from getting up.

I have the same thing. If I drink enough to feel any kind of a buzz then sex is out of the question.

forget whiskey dick, I get sleepy dick. If I'm more than a little sleepy I have trouble getting it up. And I tend to fall asleep shortly after drinking so it makes it even that much harder (to do)
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hahhaha

thats unfortuanate.
 
I have never had this problem... for me, I like to get drunk so I can last more than 3-4 minutes.... but I have never had any trouble getting an erection no matter how drunk I've been.

Beer just helps them last longer

But I am one horny little bastard
 
maniclion said:
Find the right amount of alcohol, cause if you get it right you can numb it up enough to go all night.
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Damn straight, I've conquered a lot of chicks with that, they just can't take it anymore.
 
if u wanna go numb just
take some presciption pain killers.
 
I definitely get whiskey dick.

BUT, and i stress BUT, it's a lifesaver for me!

See, I have a rare dysorder that's classified as the worst beer goggles of all-time. As soon as I step into a bar and even smell alcohol, the ladies start looking fine.

So, whiskey dick is my friend, my hero, my saviour in some occasions.

Although it did come back to bite me in college once...
I'm just starting to rail a chick in my college dormroom when I realize that my door is wide open. I get up to shut it and climb back into bed no more than 15 seconds later. That's all it took for me to go completely limp and the chick just up and left hahaha
 
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