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[Tank316]

can we get back to talking about cakes and pie, who likes pie, i like pie.
Hey IAB, do you like pie!!!!

 

[Sapphire]

I like chocolate cake..... but I like that my bf likes MY pie...
(did I just say that??? )

 

[Spitfire]

Oh man I had some dutch apple pie last night... OOOOOHHHHHH THATS SOME GOOD PIE

 

[Spitfire]

Sapphire, Nice avi

 

[pmech]

Personally I hate sweets. Never been able to tolerate them. In fact I havent had a piece of cake or pie since like my 8th birthday. I am a spicy food kind of person.

 

[MaxMirkin]

Yeah, vey nice avi! (And great pie too, I'm sure.)

 

[MaxMirkin]

Personally I hate sweets. Never been able to tolerate them. In fact I havent had a piece of cake or pie since like my 8th birthday.

You're lucky. I'm not as partial to sweets as to some other things (Pizza... ), but still gotta have some sugary goodness once in a while.

 

[Sapphire]

Sapphire, Nice avi

Thanks Hun.... I took some pics last night. I will post them when my cable is connected at home.

 

[Sapphire]

Yeah, vey nice avi! (And great pie too, I'm sure.)

Thanks Max..... I LOVE to have my "baked goods" eaten... pretty much more than anything else in the world. Let me think about it..... Yup more than ANYTHING.

 

[Sapphire]

You're lucky. I'm not as partial to sweets as to some other things (Pizza... ), but still gotta have some sugary goodness once in a while.

Mmmmmm PIZZA!! Oh man that is my favorite!!!!!!! I am craving some right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spitfire]

Its funny, You both are craving 'Pie'. Which neither actually is.

 

[bulletproof1]

just lighten up a little john. everything you say you say like a robot. no emotion, no laughs. you say you're a funny guy but from what we see you are all business. have some fun around here. post a joke once in a while. dont be so boring. i swear i think john h. might actually be johnnny too. i see similarities.

 

[MaxMirkin]

i swear i think john h. might actually be johnnny too. i see similarities.

Oh Shit, you might be on to something. Though johnnny tends to misspell a lot more & generally has much worse grammar......but maybe he just does that to confuse us (further).

 

[Spitfire]

That was the first thing I said to johnny "Are you sure youre not John H." after a couple he got pissed, but no its not him.

 

[John H.]

just lighten up a little john. everything you say you say like a robot. no emotion, no laughs. you say you're a funny guy but from what we see you are all business. have some fun around here. post a joke once in a while. dont be so boring. i swear i think john h. might actually be johnnny too. i see similarities.

Hi Bullet,

I "lighten up" often actually - you should see me at work...

Let's see if I remember this right (a joke for ya) -

There were a lot of very old women laying out on the ground in the hot sun naked at a nursing home. A guy walks by and sees them and wonders "what the h...", so he goes up to those in charge and asks "what's up?" He was told he was seeing right, there were a lot of old women laying naked on the ground out in the hot sun - they were retired prostitutes having a "sale"...

Hope I remembered that right..,

And no, I am not "johnnny". I am who I am and never sign under any other name anywhere.

Take Care, John H.

 

[bulletproof1]

john, i wouldnt share that joke with too many people.

take care, bulletproof1

 

[SPIKE1257]

I almost laughed, but then I thought, man that joke sucked...

 

[kvyd]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from the crotch of his pants. The bartender says, you know you have a steering whell hanging from your crotch? And the pirate, ARRRRGH, its driving me nuts.


I thought it was funny.

 

[MaxMirkin]

Funny, but I've heard it before.

 

[kvyd]

Hey MM you sit on this board most of the day? Not criticizing just wondering?

 

[MaxMirkin]

9 to 5, guess why

 

[maniclion]

John H.

Reading YOUR posts is like LISTENING to a RADIO talk SHOW that keeps fading in and OUT.

 

[kvyd]

lol oh yeah... you get paid to...."computer programmer" = IM whore, I just connected the dots.

 

[MaxMirkin]

Bingo.

 

[kvyd]

Lol... youve got alot of posts for only being here since May. I hope your job pays you well

 

[MaxMirkin]

Not that well, but if I find a different one..........they may actually want me to do work.

 

[MaxMirkin]

What do you do kvyd, that doesn't allow you the whoring freedom I enjoy?

 

[John H.]

john, i wouldnt share that joke with too many people.

take care, bulletproof1

Hi Bullet,

Well you asked for a little humor - I was not trying to anger anyone necessarily - it was told to me so I passed it along. I thought it had some humor....

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

I almost laughed, but then I thought, man that joke sucked...

Hi Spike,

Ahhhhh, I didn' think about that....

Take Care, John H.

 

[John H.]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from the crotch of his pants. The bartender says, you know you have a steering whell hanging from your crotch? And the pirate, ARRRRGH, its driving me nuts.


I thought it was funny.

Hi Kvyd,

That IS funny - wonder who "operates" the steering wheel besides...

Take Care, John H.