I thoguht it was Blame Canada.MaxMirkin said:
Oh damn, did I buy the Smaller, Shorter, Cut Version?
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Oh damn, did I buy the Smaller, Shorter, Cut Version?
I'm sure at some point the said, "fuck Canada", too. And if not....close enough for Iain, right?GoalGetter said:I thoguht it was Blame Canada.
Oh damn, did I buy the Smaller, Shorter, Cut Version?
One of the better ones that I have heard...
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Dr. Evil - Austin Powers
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Dr. Evil - Austin Powers
OMFG. GREAT quote.blueboy said:
hahahahahaha!
" Don't just stare at it eat it." American Psycho.
Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?
to Frank- "Why do you always wear that stupid rabbit suit?"
Frank- "Why do you always wear that stupid human suit?"
To frank- "Cuz...I cant take it off"
-From Donnie Darko
Frank- "Why do you always wear that stupid human suit?"
To frank- "Cuz...I cant take it off"
-From Donnie Darko
"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."-Andy Dufresne, Shawshank Redemption
MaxMirkin said:I'm sure at some point the said, "fuck Canada", too. And if not....close enough for Iain, right?
actaully they said both
"Blame Canada" was the song they sang
and "fuck canada" is what they said in court, remember?
"It's better to burn out, than to fade away."
"I want more life, fucker."
Both from Blade Runner. Movie had some good shit. lol
"I want more life, fucker."
Both from Blade Runner. Movie had some good shit. lol
"Look ... those oil cans are defective"
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There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
How tall are you private?
Sir! 5 foot 9 Sir! 5 foot 9
I didnt' know they stacked shit that high.
Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball outa a garden hose
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'I don't know what you've been told
Eskimo pussy's really cold'
'Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over'
that movie has so many great lines.
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You couldn't warm a cold sheet if you had a hot date with a babe...I lost my train of thought. -Seinfeld
Woman- From what I can see, your business is no more than a dirty apartment that may or may not contain a chicken.
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