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Biggest gym idiot

32bulkcycle said:
Today i saw this fucking tard at the gym trying to do biceP curls on the smith machine. Whats the stupidest thing youve ever seen someone do at the gym?
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Are you serious? Bicep curls on Smith is not uncommon at all!! It is a very good isolation exercise for the long head!
It forces you to drag bar straight up your torso and push your elbows back as you lift. You should try it and do research
before you bash what you know not of!!
 
johnniejr243 said:
Are you serious? Bicep curls on Smith is not uncommon at all!! It is a very good isolation exercise for the long head!
It forces you to drag bar straight up your torso and push your elbows back as you lift. You should try it and do research
before you bash what you know not of!!
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Ya, because thats what he was doing, trying to isolate the long head. He wasnt a bodybuilder. He was just a dumb dipshit that's been going to the gym for like 2 months and does everything wrong & every time anybody tries to help him he gets mad. So you should shut your fucking trap about things you "know not of". Theres a ton of asses on this site that love to jump all over ppls posts & try to sound smart but end up making themselves look like retards instead.
 
indrox1 said:
Guy dropped 225 on his face while doing decline bench. Split his nose down the center like a taco. EMS had to be called. Blood everywhere. Oh and no spotter. DUMB!!!!
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damn, i was at bally's 3 yrs ago, on the incline. got to my 3rd set, 255lbs. these 2 hott ass bitches wearing ass hugging shorts walked by , i went to rack the weight,sit up and look at the same time. missed the rack and cracked my forehead, guess where my spotter was, watching the same 2 bitches walk by!

the guy i can't stand at my gym walks around saying shit like" what kind of stuff your wife puttin in your food". i just want to knock his fucking teeth out!
and those idiots who bench more than they squat or deadlift! wtf you can bench 400+ and cant squat 300lbs, how the fuck can you wake up in the morning and feel proud!
 
I'M retarded said:
damn, i was at bally's 3 yrs ago, on the incline. got to my 3rd set, 255lbs. these 2 hott ass bitches wearing ass hugging shorts walked by , i went to rack the weight,sit up and look at the same time. missed the rack and cracked my forehead, guess where my spotter was, watching the same 2 bitches walk by!

the guy i can't stand at my gym walks around saying shit like" what kind of stuff your wife puttin in your food". i just want to knock his fucking teeth out!
and those idiots who bench more than they squat or deadlift! wtf you can bench 400+ and cant squat 300lbs, how the fuck can you wake up in the morning and feel proud!
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That story is wicked funny. I probably would have been staring too. I fucking love chicks in tight yoga pants & shorts.
 
Tesla said:
Well, I have a College degree from San Diego State.....That gym is 400 miles away from me now.........I go to Golds here in Folsom and use the complex gym when I don't feel like driving........That's fine...I just never felt dropping weights was necessary unless you're Arnold or Lou....They can do whatever the fuck they want. lol
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Well if I did go to a bigger gym I would probably just ask someone for help. I workout in the gym on campus where the wrestlers workout and there is never anyone in there, but the wrestling coach is usually in his office doing paperwork. At my last gym I had a workout partner so (or there was always people around to help). I also go to a small gym by my house which doesn't have a lot of equipment (only 35 buck a year, so worth it) and hardwood floors, so of course I would never drop a dumbbell in there.

There's a bigger gym on campus and I never go there because there is always assholes doing curls on the bench-press benches, and I can never even get a bench even though there are 10 of them, so I use the wrestlers gym. Plus, I usually have it to myself.
 
I saw this ignoramus on the standing calf raise machine.....trying to do squats.
Every machine has instructions. READ THEM!
 
32bulkcycle said:
Ya, because thats what he was doing, trying to isolate the long head. He wasnt a bodybuilder. He was just a dumb dipshit that's been going to the gym for like 2 months and does everything wrong & every time anybody tries to help him he gets mad. So you should shut your fucking trap about things you "know not of". Theres a ton of asses on this site that love to jump all over ppls posts & try to sound smart but end up making themselves look like retards instead.
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Like you're doing. Instead of bashing a new guy at gym for trying something he has seen others do, or making
fun of him cause he does everything wrong since he is new. How about getting off your fucking high horse and help him out! You were new once too! Think about it, tough Guy!
 
That's some laugh out loud funny shit bro! Thanks!
 
the serious guy? lol i dont talk to anyone at the gym much, most are too fucken busy shaking hands, talking shit, looking at themselves in the mirror while adjusting their cock hang, tell each other how fucken awsome they are

i fucken love it when 3 guys are together, they get on a machine, take it in turns, but each guy sits there for 10 mins before he does his set, 45 mins later they move, seriously why bother?

i goto the gym to work out, hi hi, hows things, fuck off i came here to work out!
 
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the sreamers lifting mass weight, we all want to be where hes at!
 
2 guys at the gym i go to i have never spoken to, they are early twenties, ones a redhead and the other always looks like he has something better to do. They mainly do arms.

Anyway i am at the servo the other day pumping up my tyres and this car drives slowly past and the guy starts mouthing off, turns out it’s these 2 assclowns and i am getting abused. I stand up to see whats happening and he’s got his head out the window wanting to go me. I’m like what the fucks wrong with you and start walking towards his car and he abuse's me again and starts to drive off. I had finished the tyre so got in the car and followed them, he hightailed it down this street less than 500 mtrs from the servo straight to flat where he lives and rush’s inside. I park out the front and yell out “hey fuckhead" as loud as i can” nothing happens, so i yell out “hey CUNT" as loud as i can and his neighbour comes out flapping her arms around with her kids. I yell out “who owns that fuckin car” she doesnt know so i left cause there were kids theer and dont want to bash this cunt in front of the neighbour. Well ever since that night he keeps moving his car, hasnt been back to gym. I am waiting for my dozen eggs to go off and i am gunna egg the cunts car as payback for being a gym tuffy wannanbe tryhard who only works his arms.
 
^^^^
Small children (neighbors) stop him in his tracks (major distractions)

He was abused by a ginger.


He decides to egg the guy's car as retaliation.


What a winner
 
NOH the point is why let cunts get away with shit? I am minding my own fuckin business and get abused by some idiot showing off to his mate, chase the cunt and he hides at home, i have the element of surprise, and yes his car will get egged. He probably does this often, driving past people and giving them a mouthfull, well someone somewhere will always call your bluff…….
 
azza1971 said:
NOH the point is why let cunts get away with shit? I am minding my own fuckin business and get abused by some idiot showing off to his mate, chase the cunt and he hides at home, i have the element of surprise, and yes his car will get egged. He probably does this often, driving past people and giving them a mouthfull, well someone somewhere will always call your bluff…….
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You're quite the hero.
What's next?
Sugar in his gas tank?
 
I saw this dude JO on the stair master ... What a douch! :paddle:
 
Noheawaiian said:
You're quite the hero.
What's next?
Sugar in his gas tank?
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No not that low…...

Its not hero bullshit, i have a set of principals and stick by them, you stand up for what you believe in, just cause 98 percent of the population are softocks doesnt appeal to me, you dont get tread on. I never go round doing this kind of shit, but when it happens to you, you have to react, fuck the intimidation. Where i live right now, alot of people think they can get away with anything, the justice system here stinks, i had a security mate who was king hit and kicked in the head while down, offender got a slap over the wrist, a copper got hospitalised when bashed and the offender got suspended sentence, spitting on coppers or security attracts basically nothing. Its going to create a vigilante type environment and if other colours and races get involved it will become a racist which hunt, only have to look at the Cronulla riots a few years ago to see how it can get. Yet a guy overseas got 2 years jail for looting a bottle of grog in the London riots, probably cause he was in Harry Potter and the judge hated the movie.
 
Tesla said:
WTF does "Never going to be there" mean? Are you fucking kidding me? lol

You lifting so heavy now you have to drop them?

Post up a Vid of such heavy weights that you can't seem to set down..
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Hehe......... Never happen, Id like him to scan his gym membership card or tag he pretends to have !
 
vortrit said:
Well if I did go to a bigger gym I would probably just ask someone for help. I workout in the gym on campus where the wrestlers workout and there is never anyone in there, but the wrestling coach is usually in his office doing paperwork. At my last gym I had a workout partner so (or there was always people around to help). I also go to a small gym by my house which doesn't have a lot of equipment (only 35 buck a year, so worth it) and hardwood floors, so of course I would never drop a dumbbell in there.

There's a bigger gym on campus and I never go there because there is always assholes doing curls on the bench-press benches, and I can never even get a bench even though there are 10 of them, so I use the wrestlers gym. Plus, I usually have it to myself.
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Uhuh......... BULLSHIT!
 
azza1971 said:
2 guys at the gym i go to i have never spoken to, they are early twenties, ones a redhead and the other always looks like he has something better to do. They mainly do arms.

Anyway i am at the servo the other day pumping up my tyres and this car drives slowly past and the guy starts mouthing off, turns out it’s these 2 assclowns and i am getting abused. I stand up to see whats happening and he’s got his head out the window wanting to go me. I’m like what the fucks wrong with you and start walking towards his car and he abuse's me again and starts to drive off. I had finished the tyre so got in the car and followed them, he hightailed it down this street less than 500 mtrs from the servo straight to flat where he lives and rush’s inside. I park out the front and yell out “hey fuckhead" as loud as i can” nothing happens, so i yell out “hey CUNT" as loud as i can and his neighbour comes out flapping her arms around with her kids. I yell out “who owns that fuckin car” she doesnt know so i left cause there were kids theer and dont want to bash this cunt in front of the neighbour. Well ever since that night he keeps moving his car, hasnt been back to gym. I am waiting for my dozen eggs to go off and i am gunna egg the cunts car as payback for being a gym tuffy wannanbe tryhard who only works his arms.
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You are a idiot !
 
Did I read someone say 100 rep sets are stupid? That is ignorant.

I hate people who don't rack their weight. Period. Espeically the leg press. Douchebags.
 
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