Birth Control Question

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Titanya twisting his balls into a knot every time he pisses me off...

 

[Crono1000]

Originally posted by esmerelda
no period..........no crankieness......no cramps.... the only problem is that it increases your sex drive.....

hey baby maybe its time to change contraception...

 

[Crono1000]

for YOU of course... I mean we don't like those cramps ya know... heh...

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Crono1000
hey baby maybe its time to change contraception...

That just means she'll kick you in the balls more often. Oh, you LIKE that??? OK

 

[Crono1000]

least mine are kickable... I hear at a certain age you have to be careful not to step on them much less kick them

 

[ALBOB]

Well yeah, I'm hung like a horse but come on, not THAT big.

 

[Tboy]

Hey, check out the patch. My wife started using it. She has to change it once a week and on the "cycle" week she doesnt have to do anything.

Seems to be working. She didn't want to go back on the pill because of fluid/fat gains that can come with the pill.

 

[Crono1000]

we already discussed the patch and don't like it. We just don't prefer the band-aid-iness to it

 

[Titanya]

yeah that and Crono has nudity issues.... he says it would stress him out because he could never see me fully nekked since the patch would be denying him a square inch of potential nudity

 

[irontime]

When all he's got is an inch, why would he be complaining?

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by irontime
When all he's got is an inch, why would he be complaining?

Where do you think that idiot was gonna stick the patch???

 

[Crono1000]

shutup. I didn't say what tanya said cuz I knew it would sound wierd. Yeah I didn't like the patch cuz it's cover up a portion of her body. But that's not the only reason. I've seen them and after a while they get all crinkly ugly and i CAN be a little nuerotic about that kinda thing... like its just something on her... ya know... like when you were in grade school and the teacher would erase the board leaving that ONE LITTLE DAMN MARK IN THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER!!! IS IT REALLY SO FUCKING HARD JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GET IT ALL AND ERASE THAT ONE LITTLE PERIOD YOU LEFT ON THE GOD DANG BOARD!!! STUPID BITCH COME ON REALLY SUCK MY DI...

sorry... but ya know what I mean?

 

[Titanya]

My love, i mean this in the most sencire and honest fashing... from the bottom of my heart.... for all the love i have for you in the world..... please darling...... shut the fuck up

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Titanya shut the fuck up

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Yes I could, I'd have left out all that bullshit about love and hearts and shit.

 

[ALBOB]

Originally posted by Crono1000 like its just something on her... ya know... like when you were in grade school and the teacher would erase the board leaving that ONE LITTLE DAMN MARK IN THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER!!! IS IT REALLY SO FUCKING HARD JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GET IT ALL AND ERASE THAT ONE LITTLE PERIOD YOU LEFT ON THE GOD DANG BOARD!!! STUPID BITCH COME ON REALLY SUCK MY DI...

sorry... but ya know what I mean?

Ever seen the T.V. show MONK?

 

[Titanya]

....no

 

[ALBOB]

You need to try and catch it sometime. It's about a San Francisco Detective who's an Obsessive/Compulsive.

 

[musclesmcgee]

Quick question for all the more experienced females out there.... ok, i recently got on the pill. The BC brand I'm using is Desogen (its less common that the ever popular and massively advertised Ortho brand but my gyno prescribes it more often because she says fewer patients have complaints about it)



I hated desogen. It was the first pill i tired and i thought i was going crazy..very emotional and such...I was afraid to try anything new..but i just started ( 1st month) Yasmin ( another low dose OC) and have fewer side effects, although I think it tends to make me hold water more ( but all OC's do)..so if you dont like desogen, i suggest trying something new..it definitely wasn't for me. good luck!