Bouncers Rant

[Ceptor]

I'd say there are a lot of bouncers on here so just to go off one on about them. I don't usually get angry but this really pissed me off. I was out on Thursday in this club, got in fine, was there for about half an hour, had TWO drinks, was heading to the toilet when BAM! 3 big f@*#ing slap headed bouncers grab me, one puts me in a sleeper hold, the other grabbed my other arm in an arm lock and the third opened a side door and tossed me out and closed the door before I even had time to react! Absolute Cunts! I tried to get back in with the sole intention of knocking the shit out of them! When I asked the doormen at the front why I got kicked out (politely, as I knew it wasn't them that did it) they said "We don't have to tell you nothing" and radioed in for the complex security to escort me out of the whole premises. I clearly fucking missed something...? End of Rant.

 

[LAM]

does that happen a lot there in Ireland? or this just an isolated incident?

 

[Ceptor]

No it happens all the time over here. They tend to be egotistical maniacs that just think they can do whatever they want and get away with it. Technically they are governed by legislation but it's as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop. A friend of mine got thrown down the stairs by bouncers at a nearby establishment and broke his neck. He ended up in a coma for 4 weeks and was dismissed from his university course. He sued the club but of course the bouncers all pleaded innocence and the CCTV tapes had been "misplaced." It just pisses me off to be honest, but the fact that I have personally been targeted has brought it to the surface with me.

 

[Imosted]

Hmm Thats interesting, it seems like the laws in Canada are much more strict than ireland.
I am a doorman -bouncer , from what i remember a similar thing happened where i live and the club had to pay 200 k(i think) and the bouncer was arrested for attempted murder.

 

[dogsoldier]

Naw, I have seen bouncers just target someone because they can. I did a short stint as a bouncer when in college. I never just went after someone for no reason, but there were the ones who did. Sometimes, it comes down to you were chatting up the wrong broad. Or one of them just didn't like the way you held your beer glass. there was an unwritten rule, no matter how you felt about it, you never let the tossed guy back in because things could get really out of hand fast.