i think i'm going to run for president.... bio-chem will be so pleased.

this country is drowning in bullshit. my slogans will be putting the you back in USA and the voice of the people.
common sense and common decency.... making them common again.
the police will protect and serve. our streets need to be made safe. officers will conduct themselves as officers and gentleman or face my wrath.
the money currently going to military would be split in half just for starters. then pay rates will be leveled out equally between all military members from top brass to soldiers. stupid ass perks like golf courses would be sold off and the money given back to the tax payers via relief on taxes due after all who does that money belong to? you. all waste would be stopped so no more chefs and private jets, no more beggar queens for the pentagon.
no wars unless we are attacked. or we had humanitarian concerns and the citizens of USA vote we act on those concerns.
i'd fund public health care with money already flowing to useless, bloated, thieving agencies like DHHS.
i'd make the legal system equal for every man from the penniless to the richest.
no more factories in china. walmart family and others like them would be jailed for using child and slave labor.
minimum wage will be 25 dollars.
families would not just be given tax breaks for raising kids. intact families with one parent devoting their time to actually raising their kids would be richly rewarded.
if you are the only parent male or female and you need govt assistance to BE THERE for you kids you will get it. in return i want
to know your kids are well cared for, healthy, getting a top notch education... and i will help you provide that.
educational system will become second to none and college, medical school etc free to those earning the grades to go on to higher levels. more teachers, higher pay, and a focus on happy, healthy, learning children not ritalin controlled zombies.
obamacare will proceed but be more directed at people unable to afford private insurance and care. in the beginning it will be funded by money returned to the people from corrupt govt agencies and idiotic, unconcienable government self-indulgence.
all dhhs nationwide is to be shut down and funds they used to get would go toward heatlthcare. many regulatory agencies would be ended and cut back.
re obamacare funding... The Obama administration plans to spend between
16 and 20 million dollars helping students from Indonesia get master?s degrees etc etc etc. how about no fucking way. ALL of this shit will stop. that is our money and we the people did not approve this spending. YOUR money will be returned to you. if people want to donate privately to charities they are free to but the govt will no longer use your tax money to fund anything not directly aimed at making life better for Americans. Americans with sufficent resources can opt out of obamacare and no doctor is required to accept govt funded patients. however there will be a very good pay rate competetive with private rates and great tax incentives etc to encourage them to do so.
oh dear all the unemployed from my closing govt funded kidnapping agencies etc.. those people will go to work in factories forced to be moved from foreign soil to usa.
the irs would be slower and pay out less fraudulent claims. no more of this shit
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there will be no more homeless. no more veterans on the streets or unable to collect their due benefits. no more backlog of cases.
judges would pay for approving wrong address warrants. cops would be fired.
no more fucking spying on citizens.
i'll be none as that candidate with the foul mouth.
churches - taxed. your belief in whatever doesn't negate your responsibility to America.
once you own your home and land the govt will stop sucking you dry via property tax. that will go way the fuck down.
oil. it's like saying you need a clean, healthy diet while you continue to bring a shitload of junk food into your house. get the fucking oil wells off my ocean. they don't belong there.
pot - legal. just watch the motherfucking crime rate go down.
a man that rapes a 6 month old baby will not get to live 16 years between his crime and his death and his death won't cost an exorbitant amount.
pedophiles, rapists, murderers, etc will never get a chance to hurt another person.
the police will protect and serve. our streets need to be made safe.
prisons will be made to reform, educate, empower those who can be reached and rid us of those who cannot.
15 miles of legal bullshit blurring the line between right and wrong will be removed from our legal process. stomping a kitten to death is not a free speech issue.
our wild horse will be put back on our public lands and cattle farmers can take their cattle back to their own damned land.
no more big money wine and dine blowjobs for political favors. the rich and poor will have equal opportunity to be heard. you will go to prison if your politics are swayed by financial gain. to make sure you're in politics for the right reasons you pay and perks will be greatly reduced.
shit like seeing how much toothpaste it takes to kill a dog or how much bleach it takes to blind the 5 thousandth monkey clorox researchers have done this to will be stopped.
big pharma - fuck you.
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companies will be held to decency codes.
all farming will be good for the earth. no more fracking. no more poison. no more welfare cattle and you will be taxed proportionately as to what resources you consume to grow your product. all farm raised animals will be fed real food and not made poison with antibiotics etc.
monsanto can suck my dick. no gmos. junk food companies, i'm gonna tax you proportionately to the burden you place on the health care system.
tobacco.... grow your own and smoke it without all the added toxins. no doctored tobacco allowed. if you want to add some cherry flavor or cocoa bark to your own be my guest. i doubt anyone will go out of their way to add arsenic and ddt.
drugs.... opiates are really popular pain relievers. pot does a better job with less deaths. what's the common sense answer?
foreign policy & foreign aid - fuck you. we need to fix this country before we worry about yours. no more billions for Africa. but
we still get to have an opinion. russia? yea you need to fuck right off. no olympics for you.
science, real and good
science more funding... no more millions to teach hookers in china how to drink or to see if cocaine makes japanese quial promiscuous. jfc.
immigration. illegals are to be rounded up and sent to a holding facility where we weed out the keepers and send the assholes home. i would erect several border prisons. if you are caught trying to cross illegally we have the right to keep you there for the next 5 years. while there you will be required to self sustain. no electricity or running water and you raise your own food, make your own clothes etc.
no more pressing 1 for english.
education here is free. learn english.
money the USD. shouldn't some economists be handling that? aren't they the only ones smart enough to ask how more pieces of paper can make a society richer? once we become a manufacturing country again instead of a greedy, slave using, cocksucker country the USD will be powerful again. what if we concentrate on making the best everything and when other countries want our goods what if they pay us in slavery free gold? not saying go back to the gold standard but increasing our stores of it can't hurt.
petrol wars nay. solar yay.
debt... who hasn't learned that debt is just another word for ass rape?
freedom and privacy will be taken seriously.
big bird stays.
