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[Bowden]

FILE - In this April 26, 2010 file photo, Hugh Hefner, left, and Crystal Harris arrive at the premiere of "Iron Man 2" at the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles. Hefner and Harris obtained a marriage license in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Tuesday Dec. 4, 2012, roughly a year-and-a-half after the centerfold called off the couple's previous engagement. (AP Photo - Matt Sayles)

 

[Little Wing]

whore?

 

[Bowden]

whore?

I see nothing wrong with older men having sex with young blondes with big breasts.
Why do you think hef has a smile on his face?

 

[Little Wing]

I see nothing wrong with older men having sex with young blondes with big breasts.
Why do you think hef has a smile on his face?

cuz he has more money than the hot guy she is looking at?

 

[DOMS]

Winning!

 

[Bowden]

Hef knows.

 

[Little Wing]

Candice Swanepoel, my favorite blond.

 

[D-Lats]

FILE - In this April 26, 2010 file photo, Hugh Hefner, left, and Crystal Harris arrive at the premiere of "Iron Man 2" at the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles. Hefner and Harris obtained a marriage license in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Tuesday Dec. 4, 2012, roughly a year-and-a-half after the centerfold called off the couple's previous engagement. (AP Photo - Matt Sayles)

" I don't need Viagra for this one!!"

 

[longworthb]

"Thank god for trt"

 

[Curt James]

"God, I looove Heather Locklear!"​

 

[Curt James]

Heather Locklear - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[coolhandjames]

" I've hid the fact i'm gay so well over the years "

 

[azza1971]

FILE - In this April 26, 2010 file photo, Hugh Hefner, left, and Crystal Harris arrive at the premiere of "Iron Man 2" at the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles. Hefner and Harris obtained a marriage license in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Tuesday Dec. 4, 2012, roughly a year-and-a-half after the centerfold called off the couple's previous engagement. (AP Photo - Matt Sayles)

She wont be smiling after she realise?s i tok 3 Viagra and have wrinkly ball skin?.

 

[oliolz]

Boss!

 

[Big Pimpin]

Heather Locklear - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

^^^^ Is still hot for her age. I'd toss her salad.

 

[coolhandjames]

^^^ Use lowfat balsamic vinegarette

 

[Big Pimpin]

^^^^ Is about to get negged twice back to back when I recharge in the next hour or so.

 

[coolhandjames]

^^^^ Is about to get negged twice back to back when I recharge in the next hour or so.

That's the quickest re-charge you can hope for at your age.

 

[IronAddict]

I'm smiling cause I got this pretty young thing. She's smiling cause she gets my estate.

 

[Big Pimpin]

That's the quickest re-charge you can hope for at your age.

Your mom, your sister and your gf will tell you otherwise twinkle toes.

 

[heckler7]

FILE - In this April 26, 2010 file photo, Hugh Hefner, left, and Crystal Harris arrive at the premiere of "Iron Man 2" at the El Capitan Theatre in Los Angeles. Hefner and Harris obtained a marriage license in Beverly Hills, Calif. on Tuesday Dec. 4, 2012, roughly a year-and-a-half after the centerfold called off the couple's previous engagement. (AP Photo - Matt Sayles)

fountain of youth found! I bet he pays more for that pussy than what he paid for his G4

 

[REDDOG309]

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Oops, that wasn't a fart...

 

[Big Pimpin]

fountain of youth found! I bet he pays more for that pussy than what he paid for his G4

That's sad when anyone because anyone who owns a G4 should be able to keep it stacked with free pussy.

 

[DOMS]

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

 

[heckler7]

That's sad when anyone because anyone who owns a G4 should be able to keep it stacked with free pussy.

true story, I worked on his G4, he got the entry rails gold plated, but afterwards the door wouldnt shut. I was asked to inspect the door and found all the nuts and bolts were plated too. I had to beat all the jammed bolts out and grind off the gold plating. People with money will spend it on absurd shit, but will nickel and dime mechanics and crew and even not pay them. priorities?

 

[Big Pimpin]

true story, I worked on his G4, he got the entry rails gold plated, but afterwards the door wouldnt shut. I was asked to inspect the door and found all the nuts and bolts were plated too. I had to beat all the jammed bolts out and grind off the gold plating. People with money will spend it on absurd shit, but will nickel and dime mechanics and crew and even not pay them. priorities?

Nigger rich?

 

[heckler7]

shit thats my bad I just remembered it was larry flints G4

 

[Big Pimpin]

^^^^ LMFAO! That makes more sense because I remember Larry's niggered up wheel chair.

 

[Big Pimpin]

 

[heckler7]

hes has a special wheelchair that fits down the ilse of the plane and matches the ugly ass interior