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HialeahChico305 said:
First you don't pay my bills, second you don't give me any punani while I sux a giant dildo and pretend it's the Captn's real cock. So no, I think you are way off on your hypothesis. You continue to bring the pic up so I find it very flattering, assuming you are part of the female species of course.
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Fixed. And you are a pussy assed bitch of you expect a woman to pay your bills, Chico, just sayin.
 
DecaConstruction said:
Don't hate little pussy bitch - you'll live to see tomorrow. You seem pretty worked up....
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This is as chill as I get. I think the last three days of fall weather has me feeling unstrained. Most of you still have no clue what I am getting at anyway. I'm enjoying the show to a degree, but like I said before, the fakeness of many of those involved is annoying.
 
KelJu said:
This is as chill as I get. I think the last three days of fall weather has me feeling unstrained. Most of you still have no clue what I am getting at anyway. I'm enjoying the show to a degree, but like I said before, the fakeness of many of those involved is annoying.
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Lol @ you thinking anything or anyone on the internet is real.
 
KelJu said:
This is as chill as I get. I think the last three days of fall weather has me feeling unstrained. Most of you still have no clue what I am getting at anyway. I'm enjoying the show to a degree, but like I said before, the fakeness of many of those involved is annoying.
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Hmmm, OK then - since we all don't have a clue, help us ALL understand "what you are getting at anyway"......pfffttt
 
CellarDoor said:
My point is that you are no different than any other guy. On here or IRL. I still have your attention. Oh you try to pretend like you don't give a fuck and that I am a pothole in you're otherwise smooth day, but you are just as curious as the next guy. Otherwise you wouldn't take the time to post or allow my presence to "annoy" you.

And don't think for a minute that I didn't understand what you were saying. I got your sorry attempt to flex your intellectual muscles and see-if-she-can-read-between-the-lines meaning loud and clear.
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Perhaps, let some of the air out of your over inflated ego. You have no clue what I am thinking, and you have no clue what I'm talking about. No doubt I was curious at first, but that was a long time ago before I realized that it was a game. I was pretty disappointed, too. I hate games. I'd much rather know what you think and what you have to say about topics of the day. I had to jump your shit to get you to come out of your "Teehee, I'm just a cute little cheerleader with a dildo in my pussy" mode.

I don't give two shits about you. My aggravation stems from the fact that a thread about what some uninteresting cunt looks like is the only one getting any new replies. But, I will say that I enjoy talking to you now that you have dropped the charade and even made a few timely insults. At least your dislike for me is honest with no bullshit attached.
 
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KelJu said:
Perhaps, let some of the air out of your over inflated ego. You have no clue what I am thinking, and you have no clue what I'm talking about. No doubt I was curious at first, but that was a long time ago before I realized that it was a game. I was pretty disappointed, too. I hate games. I'd much rather know what you think and what you have to say about topics of the day. I had to jump your shit to get you to come out of your "Teehee, I'm just a cute little cheerleader with a dildo in my pussy" mode.

I don't give two shits about you. My aggravation stems from the fact that a thread about what some uninteresting cunt looks like is the only one getting any new replies. But, I will say that I enjoy talking to you now that you have dropped the charade and even made a few timely insults. At least your dislike for me is honest with no bullshit attached.
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hey bud get a clue... there are a total of like 4 females that post on IM. and im pretty sure one of them used to be a man (sorry min o lee if its not true). Rumor has it that atleast one of them is a fucking fox why not just let her and the rest of us have our fun????? what exactly are you trying to accomplish except an IM bonerfest.(not that im totally against that):winkfinger:
 
Dr. KeKe is in a league of his own. Us mortals will never understand where he is coming from.
 
KelJu said:
Perhaps, let some of the air out of your over inflated ego. You have no clue what I am thinking, and you have no clue what I'm talking about. No doubt I was curious at first, but that was a long time ago before I realized that it was a game. I was pretty disappointed, too. I hate games. I'd much rather know what you think and what you have to say about topics of the day. I had to jump your shit to get you to come out of your "Teehee, I'm just a cute little cheerleader with a dildo in my pussy" mode.

I don't give two shits about you. My aggravation stems from the fact that a thread about what some uninteresting cunt looks like is the only one getting any new replies. But, I will say that I enjoy talking to you now that you have dropped the charade and even made a few timely insults. At least your dislike for me is honest with no bullshit attached.
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Lolz @ my over inflated ego, isn't that a little of the pot calling the kettle black? I see most men coming from a mile away. Even those of you that fancy yourselves the smart ones, the kind that look deeper. You say you don't like games, but that is exactly what you were playing with me. I saw it and I played along. If I was stupid enough to not understand what you wanted I could have just ripped you a new asshole like I do to most on here. Funny thou, I didn't do that.

What I am on here isn't all of who I am. I wear a lot of hats, darlin. To be honest when I first wrote this post, I explained all the little things about me that would surprise you. But then I realized, I have nothing to prove. I know the person I see in the mirror and that's all that matters.

This thing you call a charade is very much an aspect of my personality, but it's only one of many sides to me. I'm not different than anyone on here, I'm just as multidimensional. I choose this cause it's fun, so please take the stick out your ass and have fun.

And I don't dislike you at all. I've always respected your point of view and that is the reason you got the reaction you got.
 
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CellarDoor said:
Lolz @ my over inflated ego, isn't that a little of the pot calling the kettle black? I see most men coming from a mile away. Even those of you that fancy yourselves the smart ones, the kind that look deeper. You say you don't like games, but that is exactly what you were playing with me. I saw it and I played along. If I was stupid enough to not understand what you wanted I could have just ripped you a new asshole like I do to most on here. Funny thou, I didn't do that.

What I am on here isn't all of who I am. I wear a lot of hats, darlin. To be honest when I first wrote this post, I explained all the little things about me that would surprise you. But then I realized, I have nothing to prove. I know the person I see in the mirror and that's all that matters.

This thing you call a charade is very much an aspect of my personality, but it's only one of many sides to me. I'm not different than anyone on here, I'm just as multidimensional. I choose this cause it's fun, so please take the stick out your ass and have fun.

And I don't dislike you at all. I've always respected your point of view and that is the reason you got the reaction you got.
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You are not as smart and dynamic as you think. In all likelihood, you probably are extremely attractive, therefor you get away with believing all of these things about yourself with no one to put you in check. Pretty people have that luxury in life. You get to live in your little bubble. It doesn't really matter, because the point is irrelevant.

You didn't see me coming from a mile away, either. Again, your ego is so inflated that you can't possibly fathom that someone might not like you. Everything has to be a ploy to when over your affection. I don't like you because I think you are fake. I don't play games. If I say something, it is because that is what I believe, although what I believe changes rapidly with my mood. But still, I say what I think, and what I think is what I thought at the time I thought it.

Yep, I am an unapologetic miserable fuck, and I become a little more comfortable everyday being a miserable fuck.
 
KelJu said:
If I say something, it is because that is what I believe, although what I believe changes rapidly with my mood. But still, I say what I think, and what I think is what I thought at the time I thought it.
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do you write dr suess books???
 
sure he wrote the maple loops jingle
 
It's like cellardoor is chumming the shark tank. Possible mating frenzy on the horizon? (let's hope)
 
KelJu said:
You are not as smart and dynamic as you think. In all likelihood, you probably are extremely attractive, therefor you get away with believing all of these things about yourself with no one to put you in check. Pretty people have that luxury in life. You get to live in your little bubble. It doesn't really matter, because the point is irrelevant.

You didn't see me coming from a mile away, either. Again, your ego is so inflated that you can't possibly fathom that someone might not like you. Everything has to be a ploy to when over your affection. I don't like you because I think you are fake. I don't play games. If I say something, it is because that is what I believe, although what I believe changes rapidly with my mood. But still, I say what I think, and what I think is what I thought at the time I thought it.

Yep, I am an unapologetic miserable fuck, and I become a little more comfortable everyday being a miserable fuck.
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You don't like me because you think I am attractive. You hate the beautiful people, you are jealous of what they get away with because you will never be part of that club. You use words like "fake" and imply that someone more attractive than you couldn't possibly have any brains. But if you were half as smart as you thought you were you would know that what you see on here is never the real thing. We all behave differently in society. We all smile when we don't want to and keep things to ourselves that shouldn't be said. I don't say the word cock in church or to my mother, but does behaving myself make me fake? I don't think so. In the forums we have anonymity. You can act like a dick and pretend you're proud of it cause you aren't face to face with me. I don't believe for a second you would do that irl. So if I'm fake so are you.

And you can call me an ego maniac all you want. I hear men say all the time how great they are, how they can get all the bitches out there or , in your case, how super fuckin smart they are. Yea muther fucker, my IQ is higher than most out there, my friends love me cause I'm a hard assed bitch that will deliver the truth like a sledge hammer and I'll kiss their forehead when I'm done, and men drop their jaws when they see me cause I have huge tits, a small waist, and a heart shaped ass. Everything that I am took work to get here. The men on this site go to the gym religiously (as do I and the other women on this site) to gain mass and look like beasts, none of us were born this way, Mr. Jealous Bitch. Why the fuck should I apologize to you for that? Cause I'm not sporting a cock? Fuck that.

I've been nice to you up till now, but I will get ill on your ass. So you can sit here and eat a can of STFU while ignoring me or go to the nice side of the park and play with all the other big brained intellectuals. Either way this little girl isn't gonna reign in her ego. You boys don't have to keep control of yours so you better get the fuck out of the way for mine.
 
KelJu said:
Oh cellardoor, can I pick the corn out of your shit and eat it plz? Can I lick the bottom of your shoe? Hey guys look at me I'm part of the cellardoor picture club, I'm the coolest on IM, woohoo.
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You jelly bro?

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Goddamn fucking faggot got me ranting like a bleeding bitch and it ain't even that time of the month. He reminds me of this buffrilla I used to work with. She would claim that all men that juiced were stupid and needed to look good to get by in life.
 
CellarDoor said:
You don't like me because you think I am attractive. You hate the beautiful people, you are jealous of what they get away with because you will never be part of that club. You use words like "fake" and imply that someone more attractive than you couldn't possibly have any brains. But if you were half as smart as you thought you were you would know that what you see on here is never the real thing. We all behave differently in society. We all smile when we don't want to and keep things to ourselves that shouldn't be said. I don't say the word cock in church or to my mother, but does behaving myself make me fake? I don't think so. In the forums we have anonymity. You can act like a dick and pretend you're proud of it cause you aren't face to face with me. I don't believe for a second you would do that irl. So if I'm fake so are you.

And you can call me an ego maniac all you want. I hear men say all the time how great they are, how they can get all the bitches out there or , in your case, how super fuckin smart they are. Yea muther fucker, my IQ is higher than most out there, my friends love me cause I'm a hard assed bitch that will deliver the truth like a sledge hammer and I'll kiss their forehead when I'm done, and men drop their jaws when they see me cause I have huge tits, a small waist, and a heart shaped ass. Everything that I am took work to get here. The men on this site go to the gym religiously (as do I and the other women on this site) to gain mass and look like beasts, none of us were born this way, Mr. Jealous Bitch. Why the fuck should I apologize to you for that? Cause I'm not sporting a cock? Fuck that.

I've been nice to you up till now, but I will get ill on your ass. So you can sit here and eat a can of STFU while ignoring me or go to the nice side of the park and play with all the other big brained intellectuals. Either way this little girl isn't gonna reign in her ego. You boys don't have to keep control of yours so you better get the fuck out of the way for mine.
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Melted like a lit candle.
 
KelJu said:
you probably are extremely attractive, therefor you get away with believing all of these things about yourself with no one to put you in check. Pretty people have that luxury in life.
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It's the price I pay.

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"Babes" dig me.
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KelJu said:
I doubt children's literature is the right career choice for me.
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