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CellerDoor

ANSWER ME GOD DAMNIT!

  • Tits

    Votes: 20 69.0%

  • GTFO

    Votes: 9 31.0%
  • Total voters
    29
Couple 13 yr old girls were drooling over my Tan and Jerkd'ness at the pool today. :banned:
 
CellarDoor said:
Right. Your so right. Oh god, I'm bleeding from the heart cause some guy brought a post to light saying I lost weight on a fitness forum no less. I mean, gutdamn, I was trying to keep that a secret. Damn the world:coffee:

And lets not forget about my empty life. Some scrawny bitch with buck teeth, pasty skin, and pimples actually has be pegged by reading my posts in a forum. That is fucking amazing. His credentials in psychoanalysis but be impeccable. Now that I have been found out, damn the world twice :coffee:


I juuuuuust cant take this pressure. To make it stop, I'm gonna rip off my shirt and take a pic of my bare tits while pinching a nipple. Must. Have. Internet. Fags. Approval!


:yawn:
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I like where you're going with this...
 
Das Sloot said:
Deal!

I'd gladly accept your friend request!

But be prepared for some comic relief when you view my FB page lol



P.s. Try not to drool over my Jerked'ness
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Ok, I'll send it tomorrow. And I won't drool, seems I'm going in a whole new direction. I got felt up by a chick at at bar tonight and (surprise) I didn't kick her ass. Forgive the post, I'm a little wasted. :wacko:
 
CellarDoor said:
They did? :(


I emailed pics, what more can I do? And I can't photoshop like Saney said. I just learned how to properly embed a pic.
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Send one to me on here, I will gladly state the truth.
 
This thread is funny. How the hell did she lose the 40lbs? Good for her though! Hey wait, what did the BB'er say? Those had to have been magic words.

Kind of mixing two threads now.
 
hoyle21 said:
This thread is funny. How the hell did she lose the 40lbs? Good for her though! Hey wait, what did the BB'er say? Those had to have been magic words.
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Well, he lost the weight because he started working out with his best friend tim and much more jerked bro, jeffy.

And the bodybuilder had told him "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"


This was back in the 1fast400 forum days, many moons ago.
 
Many many moons ago... Way before The Dark Ages
 
CellarDoor said:
:yawn:

I can't even find the motivation to spar with you cause your replies are like arguing with a 10 yr old girl stomping her prissy little feet and crossing her arms over her chest. Maybe if you were quick witted or in some way funny, but really, it's like ass raping someone that grabs their ankles and asks to be pounded harder. It just isn't a challenge and no fun at all.
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I'd rep you for this if it would let me.
 
hoyle21 said:
This thread is funny. How the hell did she lose the 40lbs? Good for her though! Hey wait, what did the BB'er say? Those had to have been magic words.

Kind of mixing two threads now.
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He said: Stop being a pussy and lift weights like a man.
 
5 fucking pages and still no pics.

Lame.

:zzz:
 
Yeah I voted tits and I'm a little disapointed at this point in the thread. She could at least find some on the web to post for the boys :pissed:
 
There never will be any. Think of the actual chicks that do phone sex - it wouldn't work if there was an actual picture of the woman doing the teasing and innuendos. In her defence, on another thread there was a dude wanting me post a pic of my junk - umm don't think so. Just an overall pic, no nudity would suffice.
 
phosphor said:
You could easily have a long line of adoring fans here :)

..and maybe a few stalkers as well - but fans, nontheless!
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Uh...just to clarify. They will not be MY tits. Just some boobies I get off the web.
 
Well shit, we can get that already..! Although, I have seen a few of your women pics you up'ed here before and they are top notch. Females can have some of the best pron.
 
phosphor said:
Well shit, we can get that already..! Although, I have seen a few of your women pics you up'ed here before and they are top notch. Females can have some of the best pron.
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Hey, Hey, Hey!


I am picky about the tits I post. If I don't like to look at them then I ant postin. Got it.
 
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