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irontime

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Well it is finally happening, I'm running out of romantic ideas :eek2: Every now and then me and the GF like to do a little surprise for each other, but damnit, I'm running short. Here's whats been pulled off so far.
-Surprised her with a teddy bear at her hockey game, took her home to chilled champaign, chocolates, candle light.
-Sent flowers to her work
- Hot oil massages
-The whipped cream and tied up bit
- We've each made each other nice dinners (but I still never got my breakfast in bed :grumble: )
-Woke her up with running a rose down her body
(this weekend was cool) She had candles on the floor leading to the living room where there was chocolate fondu and wine. Then later on she had candles on the floor leading to her room where she was wearing langerie.

But now the ideas are slim, any suggestions? (And please not just dinner and a movie :rolleyes: )
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You should wear the lingerie this time.
Man she'll definitally leave him!!!:D
 
See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
See, all of those things have selfish inclinations; some hotttt lovin' for you.

This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.

See, I'm brilliant to the infinite power!
You trying to make a tease outta IT????:eek:
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
This time, do all of those, but end the evening without teh lovin'. That way she'll get all built up inside really want your hot man sausage later on.
Whoah, no way in hell am I cutting her off. She'd kill me.

It's not just me doing the seducing, about half the time it's her who's instigating, so I'm not really all for that one. Besides, we usually don't see each other on Wensday or Thursday, so by the time Friday comes around we are both pretty built up.
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
You should wear the lingerie this time.
It doesn't fit :p
 
Originally posted by irontime
It doesn't fit :p
What.you tried it already!!!?
:rofl:
 
:shrug: Well who hasn't? :p
 
just kidding by the way:rolleyes:
(thought I better clear that up for Dero :p)
 
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Originally posted by irontime
just kidding by the way:rolleyes:
(thought I better clear that up for Dero :p)
Phew!!!
I was just about to...
:evil2:
 
Originally posted by Dero
I was just about to...
..........wha?:scratch: Get turned on and start playing with yourself? In that case I'd rather not know about it.:no:
 
I look really good in a black teddy.

You should give it a try.
 
:haha: I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm a little scared that you actually would :lol:
 
Moi???turned on over YOU????
NOT!!!
Not even in lingerie!!!
Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY COOKIES,
TOSS MY LUNCH,
DO THE TECHNICOLOR HURL...
:barf: :barf: :barf:
 
Originally posted by irontime
:haha: I'd ask you to post a pic, but I'm a little scared that you actually would :lol:
He would!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



*This statement is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Actually, I don't have access to lingerie.

Lingerie represents a few things to me:
1) Waste of money
2) Something seedy men wack off to in a magazine
3) Waste of money.

I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.

But, if you want, I'll buy one just for you, big boy*.



*This statement is known to the state of California to cause cancer.
Up here in Iglooland it's called a mind ROTH!!!
:eek:
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
I don't plan on buying Dana any, and I don't plan on having her buy any for herself to "please" me.
I would have agreed with you before, but I had no idea that she was going to do this, and it was her first time putting on lingerie for anyone. And damn buddy, it just does something. I can't quite discribe it but it really get both people worked up and it's very erotic.
But I wouldn't buy any for her to please me, if she wants to for me then I just love her all the more for it.
 
Originally posted by Dero
Actually the thought,makes me want to
HURL MY TESTES,
TOSS YOUR SALAD,
DO THE HORIZONTAL MAMBO :dance:
Well geeze furball, I never knew. :p
 
Nice edit Junior!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Now you do. So jump in and tap that ass before its too late.
:shrug: I don't know, all that fur might tickle my nuts.......alright this is getting disgusting :barf:
 
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D
WILL he ever???:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D
Well I'm pretty sure it's not by cutting her off :rolleyes: :p
 
Originally posted by Pianomahnn
Yes, I must agree.

And you still don't know how to please your lady. :D

BWAhahahahah :rofl:

I`ve been watching this thread progress without butting, but this is just great :laugh:
 
Ya ya, hardy fuqin har. Back to the task at hand please. :rolleyes:
 
Back to the begining,going in circle now...
Just ask her what she wants you to do...Simple as that!!!:cool:
 
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