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Please.....Fufu and I are having a conversation, when we are done you may speak.
yeah!...uh...yeah!
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Please.....Fufu and I are having a conversation, when we are done you may speak.
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This thread is going to get more play than some of the journals.
I can't believe that tomorrow is March already. This year is just flying by.
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For real.
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no shizzle, my rizzle!
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Going back to Cali...Cali, Cali...I'm going back to Cali...
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rah! rah! RARW!
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So where do I begin my story...
There I was, sitting in a pile of my own feces. My pet lobster was sitting on the futon giving a look that projects something along the lines of, "when are you going to change the oil on your piece of shit truck."
I sighed and stood up. I went to the window where a cup of unknown liquid was setting in a large ceramic mug. It was baby blue, there were pieces of it chipped revealing the dull while base. I took a sip, tasted like pig blood steeped with Oprah's queefnuggets. Delicious.
Took a look out the window - there it was, 20,000 leagues under the sea.
There I was, sitting in a pile of my own feces. My pet lobster was sitting on the futon giving a look that projects something along the lines of, "when are you going to change the oil on your piece of shit truck."
I sighed and stood up. I went to the window where a cup of unknown liquid was setting in a large ceramic mug. It was baby blue, there were pieces of it chipped revealing the dull while base. I took a sip, tasted like pig blood steeped with Oprah's queefnuggets. Delicious.
Took a look out the window - there it was, 20,000 leagues under the sea.
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"Samantha!", I yelled. "Samantha! Where's my happy meal?". Samantha tweaked her antennae and gave me a lobsterish growl.
I walked away...hungry. Empty. And worst of all, with a bad case of itchy nuts. I decided to go to bed.
The next morning I walked into the kitchen and found that Samantha boiled herself during the night. It was my favorite pot, she knew I only used it for special occasions. Bitch, I hate her, I love her. She is dead. I must find myself a new partner...
20,000 leagues under the sea.
I walked away...hungry. Empty. And worst of all, with a bad case of itchy nuts. I decided to go to bed.
The next morning I walked into the kitchen and found that Samantha boiled herself during the night. It was my favorite pot, she knew I only used it for special occasions. Bitch, I hate her, I love her. She is dead. I must find myself a new partner...
20,000 leagues under the sea.
So I'm banging this chick in the dirt shoot, right, and I'm not wearing a condom because that shit is gay. Anyway, I am going and all of a sudden, I feel something tag my nuts. Well, it turns out, it was actually a dude and his tallywhacker was teabagging mine....Looking back, somehow, wearing a condom just doesn't seem that gay.
Daylight Savings Time starts this Sunday.
Sew eye'm reeding uh post ore too hear two sea watt your awl dueing ... eye'm awl lyke ... 
... watt da phuque?
... watt da phuque?
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God I love this thread!
I'll bet you thought this thread would die while you were on vacation. 
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Boom shacalaca boom shacalaca BOOM!
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I'll bet you thought this thread would die while you were on vacation.
Actually, I was hoping that that posters would.
Fellas, don't be fooled, the female orgasm is a myth perpetuated by the man.
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Great job!
I'll bet Vieope is drooling right about now. 