critique my Christian mingle profile please

[ROID]

I'm 30 yrs old.

I live with my parents.

I do not have a job.

I watch the 700 Club with Pat Robertson and so should you.

I have a car but it's out of gas and the tires have very little tread.

I have hopes to start my own denomination of Christianity and only charge members 7.5% instead of 10%. During these trying economic times I don't think God will mind.

Former Catholics will not be permitted for undisclosed reasons.

If you have any questions or would like to make a donation feel free to send me a message.

Due to all my attractive qualities i receive 100s of messages per day and it is not uncommon for replies to take up to 6 months. Be patient , I am worth the wait.

UPDATE..........

The government has finally approved my disability with back pay. I'm so happy because now I can get the title for my car back from the title pawn.

This is also good news for all you ladies because now I can take one lucky women out once a month.

 

[Little Wing]

I'm 30 yrs old.

I live with my parents.

I do not have a job.

I watch the 700 Club with Pat Robertson and so should you.

I have a car but it's out of gas and the tires have very little tread.

I have hopes to start my own denomination of Christianity and only charge members 7.5% instead of 10%. During these trying economic times I don't think God will mind.

Former Catholics will not be permitted for undisclosed reasons.

If you have any questions or would like to make a donation feel free to send me a message.

Due to all my attractive qualities i receive 100s of messages per day and it is not uncommon for replies to take up to 6 months. Be patient , I am worth the wait.

UPDATE..........

The government has finally approved my disability with back pay. I'm so happy because now I can get the title for my car back from the title pawn.

This is also good news for all you ladies because now I can take one lucky women out once a month.

Lets give credit where credit is due.

don't forget to shine your tooth for the photo.

 

[dieseljimmy]

And that pic of the captn's first mate

other then that... Wouldn't change a thing. As close to perfection I can imagine

 

[exphys88]

Do you hate fags?

 

[heavyiron]

The internets white knight for gays ^^^^

 

[ROID]

I stick with the don't ask, don't tell policy.

 

[Iz_vivit]

I'm 30 yrs old.

I live with my parents.

I do not have a job.

I watch the 700 Club with Pat Robertson and so should you.

I have a car but it's out of gas and the tires have very little tread.

I have hopes to start my own denomination of Christianity and only charge members 7.5% instead of 10%. During these trying economic times I don't think God will mind.

Former Catholics will not be permitted for undisclosed reasons.

If you have any questions or would like to make a donation feel free to send me a message.

Due to all my attractive qualities i receive 100s of messages per day and it is not uncommon for replies to take up to 6 months. Be patient , I am worth the wait.

UPDATE..........

The government has finally approved my disability with back pay. I'm so happy because now I can get the title for my car back from the title pawn.

This is also good news for all you ladies because now I can take one lucky women out once a month.

I see that you've placed alot of thought into this bro. Lol. Good work.

 

[theCaptn']

Do you strangle cats?

 

[ROID]

If the spirit moves me.

 

[exphys88]

The internets white knight for gays ^^^^

^^^^^ hates fags, but is a closet homo

 

[dieseljimmy]

^^^^^ hates fags, but is a closet homo

WHAT there are closet homos here?!?

 

[bio-chem]

^^^^^ hates fags, but is a closet homo

^^^^^Ran out of good internet come back insults^^^^^^

 

[exphys88]

^^^^^Ran out of good internet come back insults^^^^^^

^^^^another Christian closet homo

This may help:
www.oneby1.org

Jesus can help you with your gayness

 

[Little Wing]

lol why is this in female talk? just noticed that.

 

[SheriV]

he wanted the ladies to critique it.....obviously!

lol

 

[bio-chem]

^^^^another Christian closet homo

This may help:
OneByOne

Jesus can help you with your gayness

going back to the same well over and over is lame dude. You really need to grow thicker skin if you are going to be an openly gay man on the Internets. You are never going to meet us, and what we think doesn't effect you at all. Why would you claim individuals who disagree with your lifestyle being openly accepted in society, are actually part of your club? seems counter intuitive.

Also, if I was gay I would talk to Jesus about it, but I've got a long and established history of heterosexuality that has worked fine for me, so I see no reason to change that now.

 

[s2h]

This is just filthy smut...and uncalled for in this forum...

(Hey how much for a BJ?)

 

[KelJu]

Awesome idea! You have me inspired. Maybe I will start a profile on all major religious dating sites.
Bonus points for me if I can convince stupid bitches that the lord commands them to drink the holy milk from my penis.

 

[exphys88]

going back to the same well over and over is lame dude. You really need to grow thicker skin if you are going to be an openly gay man on the Internets. You are never going to meet us, and what we think doesn't effect you at all. Why would you claim individuals who disagree with your lifestyle being openly accepted in society, are actually part of your club? seems counter intuitive.

Also, if I was gay I would talk to Jesus about it, but I've got a long and established history of heterosexuality that has worked fine for me, so I see no reason to change that now.

It was Jesus who convinced me I was gay. I think the supernatural being you're having conversations with is actually satan. You should record your conversations and send them to me via telepathy and I'll verify if its Jesus or not. He sounds like Sean Connery, w a very strong homo lisp.