cum on the keyboard....

[jlacap]

how do you clean cum off your keyboard if you accidentally jacked off your jizz on it?

 

[SilentBob187]

Get a new keyboard.

 

[DiGiTaL]

Lick it off.

 

[Little Wing]

i have never had to ponder that, sorry. most of the porn addicts here can't shoot that far anymore. probably have to figure it out yourself.

 

[sprayherup]

Use a Q-Tip and some saliva...

 

[KelJu]

i have never had to ponder that, sorry. most of the porn addicts here can't shoot that far anymore. probably have to figure it out yourself.

Where do you get the idea that a porn addict doesn't shoot very far??

 

[sprayherup]

I bet CD shoots veryyyy far. Peter North style.

 

[SilentBob187]

I bet CD shoots veryyyy far. Peter North style.

throwin 7 ropers fo sho.

 

[Little Wing]

Where do you get the idea that a porn addict doesn't shoot very far??

well i know for a fact one particular porn addict that's been using a hair band for a cockring and jerks off so much he was scared he was losing his eyesight cant shoot more than an inch or two.

how do you know how far a porn addict can shoot?

 

[SloppyJ]

Normally I just blow it into retlaws mouth and plug his nose to make him swallow.

 

[vortrit]

Throw it away and buy a new one. Keyboards are cheap. Unless you're using a laptop then get your mom to lick it off.

 

[klc9100]

work on your control man. you should be able to place it wherever you want with pinpoint accuracy. or maybe that's me. i could cum in your eye from 10ft.

 

[REDDOG309]

^^^really, if you can't throw a couple of ropes over your keyboard and monitor, your just not trying hard enough.

 

[Tesla]

Is this guy frickin' wacko with these fucking threads?

Jeez, you need to get laid bro!!!