LMAO!![]()
That made me laugh. Thanks!

The Bachelor
Well, I hung out with the dog anyway. Oh, and since it was a scheduled free meal, I ate a hamburger. Well, TWO hamburgers....sans the bun. Just dipped them in....Yeah, you guessed it, MUSTARD. I am THE Party Animal of food.
Today should be equally exciting. I would normally go to the gym, but due to the nagging pain in my right elbow, and fatigue due to a lack of sleep thanks to our intellectually challenged and apparently insomniac hound, I'm waiting until tomorrow. But fear not! For the afternoon will be filled with excitment and activity!
Speaking of which...Today's Projected Food Totals!
845Calories, 16.4g Fat, 3.0g Carbs, 163.4g Protein
Don't ask me how I did it, but the caloric total and protein total are only one gram above the minimum allowed.......AMAZING!