Dating rules

[GFR]

What are your dating rules???
Just to start things off here are some deal breakers.....i.e. now way in hell I will date someone who...
1. Smokes
2. Is fat......a little chunky can be ok but no Piggy's
3. Makes less than 30K
4. Has bad credit or is in debt
5. Is Religious
6. Is less than a C cup
7. ......I'll think of some more.

 

[lnvanry]

how about ugly foreman

 

[GFR]

how about ugly foreman

Thats just a basic rule....
But I will date an average looking girl who has big Tits.

 

[Vieope]

But I will date an average looking girl who has big Tits.

What if her so called big tits are under her genitals?

 

[AnnaDTX]

Thats my rule, TELL THE OTHER PERSON ITS NOT WORKING OUT!


1. no smokers

 

[Vieope]

I will think about some rules, I will be back to this thread later.

 

[GFR]

Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over.

1. No shaving the bush
2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go
3. No bitching or trying to change me.

 

[goandykid]

Once they are approved I have a few rules that they must follow or its over.

1. No shaving the bush
2. No heavy drinking.....if they are drunks they have to go
3. No bitching or trying to change me.

I don't understand number 1. I prefer that they do, or at least trim that shit.

 

[ihateschoolmt]

1. No fatties
2. no ugly girls
Anything else I'm pretty much good with.

 

[GFR]

I don't understand number 1. I prefer that they do, or at least trim that shit.

That because you are a fag

 

[lnvanry]

If there is a bush...she can forget about oral sex

 

[MyK]

MyK's first rule of dating:

"only date girls who you are already sleeping with"

 

[MyK]

If there is a bush...she can forget about oral sex

how about a big flower??

 

[lnvanry]

What if the chick was a skanky one nighter....do you really want to date her.

 

[goandykid]

That because you are a fag

lol, the other ones agreed w/ me

 

[Mista]

I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

 

[MyK]

MyK's second rule of dating:

"Don't pay for anything" if you buy a girl something and you are not fucking her I will personally reach through this monitor and punch you in the face!

 

[goandykid]

I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

Exactly, maybe Foreman likes coughing up hairballs?

 

[GFR]

lol, the other ones agreed w/ me

Its just a generational thing....................I got laid for the first time in 1983....all the girls had full bush back then...........so thats what I'm usto...
Now they all shave so you young people are usto that.......





By the way how the hell do you spell usto???

 

[goandykid]

useta

 

[GFR]

I dont know why prefering shaven girls makes you gay?

Its called kidding him

 

[Jodi]

What are your dating rules???
Just to start things off here are some deal breakers.....i.e. now way in hell I will date someone who...
1. Smokes
2. Is fat......a little chunky can be ok but no Piggy's
3. Makes less than 30K
4. Has bad credit or is in debt
5. Is Religious
6. Is less than a C cup
7. ......I'll think of some more.

You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

 

[goandykid]

words liek that change to, to ta: hadta, useta, etc

 

[GFR]

useta

or is it use to

 

[goandykid]

You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

Let a man dream damnt

 

[goandykid]

or is it use to

if u were gonna say that then it would actually be used to

 

[MyK]

used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

 

[GFR]

You do realize that most girls that are in shape don't have a C cup unless they are fake right?

I don't date girls with 10% body fat
and most of the girls I have darted were normal body fat....whatever that is and a C or D cup...
And actually the C cup is the average bra size in the UK and America.

 

[goandykid]

used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

lol, that was mildly fnny until i saw ur sig

 

[GFR]

used to???

I say a girl today riding a bike she was like 9 or 10 and had the thong hanging out the back of her jeans!!! it was such a turn on!

God damn I'm stupid
thats it