Dead Penguins - I never knew this!

[jagbender]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ??? where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:




"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

 

[Gissurjon]

Dis very tru, seen it happened on North pole

 

[maniclion]

Dis very tru, seen it happened on North pole

The North Pole Penguins have perfected camoflage to such a degree that our military is starting to research it, in fact its a form of invisibilty.... Santa Claus has been using it as stealth technology for centuries....

 

[Gissurjon]

The North Pole Penguins have perfected camoflage to such a degree that our military is starting to research it, in fact its a form of invisibilty.... Santa Claus has been using it as stealth technology for centuries....

Yup seen dat 2 on tv

 

[Dark Geared God]

The North Pole Penguins have perfected camoflage to such a degree that our military is starting to research it, in fact its a form of invisibilty.... Santa Claus has been using it as stealth technology for centuries....

 

[Vibrant]

You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?[/QUOTE]


I actually thought you were a world renowned penguin researcher. Guess you played a fool out of me.....

 

[LAM]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ??? where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:




"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.


You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?

considering that penguins mate for life, this does not surprise me but it's still bad ass. there are many animals out there that are far more intelligent and in touch with their surroundings than we give them credit for. they "all" aren't just dumb creatures.

 

[IronAddict]

And when daddy penguin loses a chick, he steals another penguins chick.

 

[Eiserner Hahn]

thats interesting

 

[maniclion]

And their penises freeze off every winter so they have to regrow them in the spring....true story

 

[Gissurjon]

considering that penguins mate for life, this does not surprise me but it's still bad ass. there are many animals out there that are far more intelligent and in touch with their surroundings than we give them credit for. they "all" aren't just dumb creatures.

yea but penguins can't sing in English. Happy feet was inaccurate LAM!

 

[withoutrulers]

yea but penguins can't sing in English. Happy feet was inaccurate LAM!

You take that back you bastard, Happy feet changed my fuckin life!!!