Do people ever ask you if your on the sauce

[Hammer925]

I just tell them I'm on this new protein shit since the retards at my gym think protein is a super serious supplement and once you take it a few times you'll be fuckin jack3d. I'll maybe even tell them I tried this crazy stuff called Creatine. Or I'll just tell them I'm shooting all kinds of shit and if they'll be kind enough to give me a shot in the glutes. Never juiced yet and I used to get bothered by people asking me all the time. Now I just have fun with it and fuck with them.

 

[chesty4]

I put a shocked look on my face run to the mirror and ask them, "Why? Do you think I need to?"

 

[futureMrO]

shit people at work always tell me i look like im juicing and i dont plan on juicing till this winter, so i just tell people i take beaver tranquilizers

 

[Robalo]

I just give them my "fuck off" smile

 

[PGHRam]

I bartend, and I have stupid drunk chicks and douchebag guys ask me everyday. I personally love it. I just tell them that if I was on roids I'd be a lot f'n bigger

This is what I tell my wife....lol. There are a select few people who know I'm on the juice.

 

[PGHRam]

One time I told someone I eat a lot of pussy

 

[Popeye.]

I rarely ever have anyone ask, although I did when I was younger...in my teens and early 20's. I think many of the people who get asked are the one who appear to be the most approachable and friendly. Go to the typical steroid gym and look around. There are a lot of guys there that the general public would think are on steroids, yet there can be a big difference in the vibe one gets from different people. There are some guys that most people are unlikely to even start up a conversation with, let alone ask them if they take steroids. These are the big guys who keep to themselves, don't smile much, and have a very masculinized (some would say mean-looking) face. At the same time, there are other guys walking around talking to everyone with a big smile on their less masculinized face, who are also big, but appear to have a much more approachable and friendly demeanor. These guys are much more likely to be asked if they use steroids once a conversation starts up.

I think this is why I have only been asked a few times over many years.. do not come over to fuk with me if I am lifting , let alone ask me about my personal life!
a friend did, but he wanted on the stuff.. i told him about a book and then some supps I use...

 

[Popeye.]

One time I told someone I eat a lot of pussy

HAHA that is great!

Must have been full of cream cheese to get all your protein in :-O

 

[SFW]

No, but people ask if i even lift. Does that count?

 

[Don't_fake]

One time I told someone I eat a lot of pussy

This shit made me lol

 

[Jack_Hammer]

If people aren't asking you, then you are not using quality gear!!! I just do what everyone else does, lie and say that its the supplements and all the grass fed beef and multi vitamins... lol of course the multivitamin bottle his my slin in it that I take in the bathroom at the gym with my protein shake...

 

[the_predator]

People actually never ask me, but they always ask my wife about me. On the rare occasion they ask me personally, I tell them it is the recycled sperm from my wife giving me a blow job that she spits in a cup and we refrigerate. When I need a protein shake I put two scoops of recycled sperm it with my protein powder and bam...instant hugeness! Most people laugh when I tell them that. The scary part is...I have had a few serious faces also.

 

[Eiserner Hahn]

sometimes, only gets awkward coming up with new lies when family asks

 

[Gorm]

I tell them I drink Badger Milk... from a Honey Badger.