God damn you're cool. Then again..you've never smelled a nug in your life.
Selling weed won't make you shit though unless you get trash bags. What you should do is buy an ounce of heroin, get a bottle of Dormin sleeping caps, a good blender, and about 1000 gel caps and get to work. Then you can be cool for real.
I think that mixture works for coke also. But Scooter will never be cool.