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Don't Forget To Pee

Retlaw

Retlaw

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Don't Forget To Pee ! Its so easy to bust your nut, roll over and pass out, or finish a quickie and then go about your business, but it's very important that you piss shortly after blowing your load. One reason is it helps wash out whatever made it's way up your pisser from that filthy hole you were just plowing. Another reason, and the inspiration for this post is because you don't want your cum drying up and clogging your piss hole. It's a couple hours later and you go to take a leak. Next thing you know you're spraying piss in every direction. You turn your wang to redirect most of your stream at the toilet, then your pee hole unclogs itself and all of the sudden your pissing on the shower rug. Sure it makes for a funny story, but then you have to explain to your girl why her hair brush smells like urine ?
 
Thanks for the info. I will be sure to have Rob read this thread. I spend way to much on my brushes for them to be stinking of pee. :)
 
Retlaw said:
Don't Forget To Pee ! Its so easy to bust your nut, roll over and pass out, or finish a quickie and then go about your business, but it's very important that you piss shortly after blowing your load. One reason is it helps wash out whatever made it's way up your pisser from that filthy hole you were just plowing. Another reason, and the inspiration for this post is because you don't want your cum drying up and clogging your piss hole. It's a couple hours later and you go to take a leak. Next thing you know you're spraying piss in every direction. You turn your wang to redirect most of your stream at the toilet, then your pee hole unclogs itself and all of the sudden your pissing on the shower rug. Sure it makes for a funny story, but then you have to explain to your girl why her hair brush smells like urine ?
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What if your a hermaphrodite? Do you purge both?
 
Rob was just saying weather you 'blow a load" or not, peeing after sexy is a great idea. It gets rid of any bacteria us girls may have. I am clean so I know nothing about this whole thing. Just putting my 2 cents in :)
 
he's got a good point :coffee:
 
Gena Marie said:
Rob was just saying weather you 'blow a load" or not, peeing after sexy is a great idea. It gets rid of any bacteria us girls may have. I am clean so I know nothing about this whole thing. Just putting my 2 cents in :)
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Uhuh ! :clapping:
 
Women should urinate after as well. We have shorter urethras so we are more prone to infection from semen and saliva.
 
No, its because i saw the pic you had up on your profile and thought you were trashy looking.

Anything else ma?
 
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:whackit:
 
Mr. Fantastico said:
No, its because i saw the pic you had up on your profile and thought you were trashy looking.

Anything else ma?
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Oooo, somebody doesn't like being called a homo. I notice guys get pissed at that when there is a little truth behind it.
 
CellarDoor said:
Women should urinate after as well. We have shorter urethras so we are more prone to infection from semen and saliva.
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isnt saliva anticeptic?
 
theCaptn' said:
isnt saliva anticeptic?
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Human saliva contains some antimicrobial agents, but medical professionals consider the human bite a serious injury because of the chance of infection.
 
CellarDoor said:
Human saliva contains some antimicrobial agents, but medical professionals consider the human bite a serious injury because of the chance of infection.
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What about dog saliva? You could rub some peanut butter on your twat and get a dog to lick it off.
 
Retlaw said:
Don't Forget To Pee ! Its so easy to bust your nut, roll over and pass out, or finish a quickie and then go about your business, but it's very important that you piss shortly after blowing your load. One reason is it helps wash out whatever made it's way up your pisser from that filthy hole you were just plowing. Another reason, and the inspiration for this post is because you don't want your cum drying up and clogging your piss hole. It's a couple hours later and you go to take a leak. Next thing you know you're spraying piss in every direction. You turn your wang to redirect most of your stream at the toilet, then your pee hole unclogs itself and all of the sudden your pissing on the shower rug. Sure it makes for a funny story, but then you have to explain to your girl why her hair brush smells like urine ?
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:roflmao: thats happened to me i pissed all over hit every thing but the towlet
 
I say pee b4 you have sex. There's nothing worse than trying to pee with semen clogging up your shaft. I find myself standing over the throne for 20 minutes trying to get that last ml or two out.
 
CellarDoor said:
Jesus fucking Christ, Vortrit.










Gross.
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What? Louis CK let his dog lick cottage cheese from his balls when he was 17, I've heard other stories too so it must be common....just do it and make a recording for proof so Retlaw can post it up with his other freak threads....
 
GearsMcGilf said:
I say pee b4 you have sex. There's nothing worse than trying to pee with semen clogging up your shaft. I find myself standing over the throne for 20 minutes trying to get that last ml or two out.
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Yeah can't wait for my prostate to reliquish control of my urethra, I want to sleep after and wake up with a white crusty dick stuck to the sheets, feels like gorilla glue duct tape being torn off...gotta grab the cup we stash the toothbrushes in. fill it with warm water and dunk my junk to loosen the seal so I can piss normal....learned my lesson after almost pissing in my own eye once....

I recommend a shower after one night stands, get her to join and go for another round....
 
I'm not a big fan of dogs, I guess. And I wasn't freaking out, just the thought of a sloppy dog tongue *holding back vomit*
 
CellarDoor said:
I'm not a big fan of dogs, I guess. And I wasn't freaking out, just the thought of a sloppy dog tongue *holding back vomit*
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We just want you to have good vagina health.
 
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