F**k, Marry, Kill

[The Monkey Man]

Nope... it makes it worse... they are all older with old balls.


But I'll play the game,, if you insist..


Marry - Prince Charles so I could take over the country when I kill him

Fuck - Bill Gates, so I could have all his money when I blackmail him

Kill - Donald Trump... because anyone with that hairstyle deserves to die..


Better?

YAY! -

 

[MCx2]

OK, and just for the record, my google add looks like a website for Asian porn.

 

[The Monkey Man]

OK...

One more for the ladies, then I have to go WO...

"F", Marry, or Kill...?

George Clooney
Tom Selleck
Pierce Brosnan

 

[Vieope]

Fuck, Marry then Kill: fufu

 

[Vieope]

Kill, Marry then Fuck: very morbid but still fufu

 

[goob]

OK...

One more for the ladies, then I have to go Wank Off...

"F", Marry, or Kill...?

George Clooney
Tom Selleck
Pierce Brosnan

I did'nt know you swung that way Monkey Man, you filthy ape....

 

[AKIRA]

Why has Monkey Man taken over the rules of this thread game? Is this how the rumor of him always killing threads was born?

 

[The Monkey Man]

I did'nt know you swung that way Monkey Man, you filthy ape....

Monkeys are great swingers

 

[crazy_enough]

Fawk Gina Gershon
Marry Jamie Eason
Kill Rosie Odonnel

 

[The Monkey Man]

How about...

"F", Marry, or Kill:

Halle Berry...
Diane Lane...
Kelly Preston...

 

[lioness]

f**k~ Keith Anderson

m*rry~ that's a bad word too. I'd marry my ex bf though. I probably should.

kill~ex friend. don't even get me started.​

 

[tallcall]

f**k~ Keith Anderson

I'd Marry Keith Anderson

Kill anyone who "Claims" to be his wife

Fuck Sean William Scott (good to have a man on the side - he can "train" me)​

 

[goob]

Why has Monkey Man taken over the rules of this thread game? Is this how the rumor of him always killing threads was born?

No, he kills threads by flinging his shit everywhere, the filthy ape. He thinks it's endearing. It's his way of pulling Mrs/Mr monkey, don't be too harsh on him......

 

[The Monkey Man]

This thread killed itself...

But i'll be happy to leave the last post

 

[tallcall]

This thread killed itself...

But i'll be happy to leave the last post

Damn, and it was just getting good!

 

[tallcall]

Lets see,

Fred Savage
Dom DeLuise
Bette Midler

Ok go!

 

[The Monkey Man]

Lets see,

Fred Savage
Dom DeLuise
Bette Midler

Ok go!

Too easy...

"F"... Bette Midler (because I can)
Marry... Dom Deluise (he's rich, likes to eat, and is going to die soon)
Kill... Fred Savage (who?)

 

[tallcall]

Too easy...

"F"... Bette Midler (because I can)
Marry... Dom Deluise (he's rich, likes to eat, and is going to die soon)
Kill... Fred Savage (who?)

Your would do Bette Midler? Ewww

You really are a brave one.

Who am I kidding I like Bette, she always played a tough person in her movies, and I like to see women kick some ass on screen (especially an old one who can sing).

 

[AKIRA]

Fred Savage was best as Kevin Arnold.

 

[IRM]

Isn't Bette Midler a dyke? She sure sings like one.
And I have yet to see a good movie with her in it. It's like every time I see her on the screen, the urge to punch-out my tv becomes unbearable. (And I love my tv! )

So yeah, gonna have to go with "kill" on that one.

 

[The Monkey Man]

Isn't Bette Midler a dyke? She sure sings like one.
And I have yet to see a good movie with her in it. It's like every time I see her on the screen, the urge to punch-out my tv becomes unbearable. (And I love my tv! )

So yeah, gonna have to go with "kill" on that one.

Yeah, but amongst those choices, she was the "OUT"...
Otherwise you have to fuck a guy -

 

[Doublebase]

B Arthur
Janis Joplin
Barbera Walters

 

[The Monkey Man]

B Arthur
Janis Joplin
Barbera Walters

"F" Janis Joplin - Because she has the good drugs and is probably pretty wild and free-lovey.

"Marry" Babawawa - She has the $$

"Kill" B.Arthur - Hell, shes got one foot in the box already

 

[The Monkey Man]

"F", Marry, or Kill:


Sharon Stone
Shannon Tweed
Melanie Griffith

(as they look today)

 

[Doublebase]

F - Melanie Griffith (eh)
Marry - Shannon Tweed (still hot and I have a thing for tall women)
Kill - Sharron Stone (she looked nasty in "the cooler")

 

[soxmuscle]

Fuck - Dana Jacobson. Her tirade at the Mike and Mike roast was sexy as all hell. "Fuck Notre Dame, fuck Touchdown Jesus, fuck Jesus!!"

Good call, she came to speak at IU and she seems way more interested in sports than some of the other eye candy walking the sidelines these days. At one point, she started ripping on Skip Bayless, who we all know is a huge blowhard.

 

[soxmuscle]

Soooo hot..

 

[The Monkey Man]

Wow... She's a class act -

 

[soxmuscle]

Wow... She's a class act -

The cap is still on, she's very classy.

 

[fufu]

Fuck, Marry then Kill: fufu

Kill, Marry then Fuck: very morbid but still fufu