GoalGetter said:
the woman i lost my virginity to wouldnt even let me finger her. she just pulled me on top of her and told me to ummmmm
her. i thought it was strange but i didnt complain. 
damn that was a longgggg time ago. 
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the woman i lost my virginity to wouldnt even let me finger her. she just pulled me on top of her and told me to ummmmm
her. i thought it was strange but i didnt complain. damn that was a longgggg time ago. 
So let me get this straight, it would only take 4 days of Oreos to get you to go "diving"? Since I am on my way to Costco, I'll take care of that for you, just let me know when the movie comes out....GoalGetter said:The boy's got a point here, P. However, for the BB lifestyle, pussy is obviously the better choice for you boys.
Oreos are loaded with fat and sugar.
Sadly, I'd eat oreos for four days straight before eating pussy... I guess I'm just not as dedicated as you guys to this lifestyle hahahahaa!
Boys, I'll bring the beer and pizza.....er.......protein shakes and mini carrots...phew, that'll get me banned
By the way, you need to forget about the fingers only and think of implementing a finger-mouth strategy. You may want to use your finger at first, but you need to go down and have a good, healthy meal (non caloric, I believe...correct me if I am wrong Luke)
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If you don't like the taste, just put a little sugar-free maple syrup on there like we do everything else around here.fantasma62 said:By the way, you need to forget about the fingers only and think of implementing a finger-mouth strategy. You may want to use your finger at first, but you need to go down and have a good, healthy meal (non caloric, I believe...correct me if I am wrong Luke)
P-funk said:
Mine's chicken
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see, what you wanna do is, clench your fist, then just jam it, uh, wrong thread
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If it smells why would you even stomache the dive? That's just wrongLuke9583 said:Only down side is that it gives you bad breath
My dad refused to talk to me yesterday until' I brushed my teeth
In any case it should be without saying that a girl knows if she is fresh or not. If you're not, shower first then do the stuff. 
well, the fresh outta shower scent is nice, but I dont dislike my wife's womanly scent either...I mean, ya know, a few hours into the day, no longer smelling like shampoo or soap, just the sweet scent of woman...
I had a similar expirience. And then her dad came homebulletproof1 said:the woman i lost my virginity to wouldnt even let me finger her. she just pulled me on top of her and told me to ummmmm
Damn asian women
fantasma62 said:You may want to use your finger at first, but you need to go down and have a good, healthy meal (non caloric, I believe...correct me if I am wrong Luke)
You are wrong ! You don't "need" anything (don't let them know you need anything
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Oh, but I do.....Luke9583 said:You are wrong ! You don't "need" anything (don't let them know you need anything
"I have needs", as FES from the "70's Show" would say
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You're lucky man!fantasma62 said:Oh, but I do.....
"I have needs", as FES from the "70's Show" would say
I never found anybody that I liked enough to "need".
Nope, actually, the truth is there is no need. There never is. But previous "partners" would ask and when asked, as long as it isn't stinky, you should oblige and you will be paid 100x over.....Luke9583 said:You're lucky man!
I never found anybody that I liked enough to "need".
So I did......and I did....
.......and now I am married.....
Should we understand that there no longer are requests or demands since mariage!?lolfantasma62 said:.......and now I am married.....
crazy_enough said:
That is where all my revelations end.....in marriage. Anything that happened or happens after marriage, I seem to forget.....
I dunno, it must be that german guy, Alzheimers.......
No, its not mariage that causes this, its old age!!fantasma62 said:
That is where all my revelations end.....in marriage. Anything that happened or happens after marriage, I seem to forget.....
Sure, thanks for throwing me the bone. I'll say that anything that I do with my wife, nobody really finds out about because I forget for a little while, until it's time to do it again, then I remember again and my reflexes take over. But then, when someone asks me, I'll forget again and I will blame it on damn Alzheimers....crazy_enough said:No, its not mariage that causes this, its old age!!
All in the name of good clean fun!fantasma62 said:Sure, thanks for throwing me the bone. I'll say that anything that I do with my wife, nobody really finds out about because I forget for a little while, until it's time to do it again, then I remember again and my reflexes take over. But then, when someone asks me, I'll forget again and I will blame it on damn Alzheimers....
...and I am really afraid. If she found out I tell, she'd kick my fat ass all over our house......crazy_enough said:All in the name of good clean fun!
Well, it would make a killer cardio workout to run away form her....fantasma62 said:...and I am really afraid. If she found out I tell, she'd kick my fat ass all over our house......
Oh, but it does.....crazy_enough said:Well, it would make a killer cardio workout to run away form her....