It has been brought to my attention that FMJ, our fellow IM member and golden~locked brother in weight training, has been held prisoner and barred from any further progress due to the physical limitations and/or equipment dysfunction found in the conditions in which he trains.....aka......The Home (or possibly Garage) Gym.
When I first discovered his plight, I acted swiftly, creating the FMJ New Outfit Training Brotherhood Investment Group (a.k.a. N.O.T.B.I.G.)
I ask that each of you consider making a monitary donation in FMJ's honor. Just a small pledge can make a huge difference in the life of a struggling (home) gym rat. Please, give generously.....FMJ needs your support!
The Bench of Sadness...
The Displaced hand chistled Dumbbells...
Rusty, the lone Barbell...
Please contact me, DaMayor, and I will give you the address to which the checks or cash can be sent. In order to protect FMJ's pride and self esteem, I ask that you not mention anything to him until such a time that I am able to collect and deposit all funds into my account afterwhich a check in the amount of 2% of all funds collected will be presented to him when time allows.
Thank You in advance for your IM generousity.
When I first discovered his plight, I acted swiftly, creating the FMJ New Outfit Training Brotherhood Investment Group (a.k.a. N.O.T.B.I.G.)
I ask that each of you consider making a monitary donation in FMJ's honor. Just a small pledge can make a huge difference in the life of a struggling (home) gym rat. Please, give generously.....FMJ needs your support!
The Bench of Sadness...
The Displaced hand chistled Dumbbells...
Rusty, the lone Barbell...
Please contact me, DaMayor, and I will give you the address to which the checks or cash can be sent. In order to protect FMJ's pride and self esteem, I ask that you not mention anything to him until such a time that I am able to collect and deposit all funds into my account afterwhich a check in the amount of 2% of all funds collected will be presented to him when time allows.
Thank You in advance for your IM generousity.
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Oh.. you are good Mayor! Hand chisled dumbbells?!? What a nice touch!
