fuck 2013 AG resolution thread

[dieseljimmy]

Please take a minute to reflect on your miserable existence and let us know how your going to make 2014 better...

-Im going to stop jerking off so much OR start getting manicures... these callouses are starting to ruin the romance.

-Im going to adjust my moral compass and stop it with the MILFS OR get fucking divorced.

-Im going to get my bloods done religiously.

-Im going to get my foreskin stretched so I can have an anteater penis. being a jew is overrated.

-Im going to try to get cube and custom together to hug it out.

 

[D-Lats]

I'm going to continue pulling It in hopes of maintaining a healthy prostate.
I am actually going to do a pct
i will get more blood work done.
i will increase all my doses to get to my goal of 270lbs.
i will do legs twice a week all year.

 

[SheriV]

Please take a minute to reflect on your miserable existence and let us know how your going to make 2014 better...

-Im going to stop jerking off so much OR start getting manicures... these callouses are starting to ruin the romance.

-Im going to adjust my moral compass and stop it with the MILFS OR get fucking divorced.

-Im going to get my bloods done religiously.

-Im going to get my foreskin stretched so I can have an anteater penis. being a jew is overrated.

-Im going to try to get cube and custom together to hug it out.

does this me you dumping me?

 

[dieseljimmy]

does this me you dumping me?

Probably not...

 

[independent]

Im gonna get a piece of sheri since dj found jesus.
Ill think of more later.

 

[KelJu]

2013 wasn't a bad year for me. I moved to a new city with no money and almost no possessions, and no foresight into how I would manage to survive. I went from damn near homeless, skinny, and suicidal to having a nice little apartment, decent part-time jobs that are flexible with my training schedule. I rehabbed a back injury that was causing me some serious depression. I hit the gym hard this year training all natty. Made an order for some gears, and I plan to use them wisely, and not push myself to the point of injury like I have done almost every other time used gear.

I usually end every year with the middle finger and an angry "Fuck You". This year, I give 2013 a firm handshake, and simply say "Farewell". I hope 2014 is as good.

Plans:
Do more for others, and stop being so god damn selfish.
Stop being so hateful to people.
Take care of myself. I am getting older and my body will not always be able to rebound from the abuse that I do to it.
Lean out until I have nice hard abs.


That's really it. I hope everybody has an awesome new years!

 

[REDDOG309]

Im gonna get a piece of sheri since dj found jesus.
Ill think of more later.

I wouldn't mind taking her stick shift for a ride around the block....

 

[heavyiron]

Try to stay leaner longer this year. I tend to hold conditioning 3-6 months max and then let myself go.

Stop blasting huge amounts of gear.

Keep cardio in my training plan more often

Spend more time with family and less time online

 

[Swfl]

My resolutions go something like this-
1. Bulk WAY MORE
2. Save tons of cash to get out of this wonderful country before it implodes. $500,000 is my target.
3. Keep my wife happy.
4. Keep my family safe and comfortable
5. Not go to Jail while completing #2
6. Get on TRT
7. Get tons of users to my new website www.internationalleagueofbodybuilders.com
8. Keep DJ and Capt'n happy with lots of cawk pics


Overall 2013 has been good to me. I have found my pace in life and things are going well. I am thankful to all my new acquaintances here on IMF, its been a ton of fun and I have learned more about tyranny's than I ever wanted to know and for that I am thankful.

 

[_LG_]

My only goal is to see 300 rise of an empire on opening night.

 

[BigWorm]

1. Find the cardio section of my gym, I have heard rumors of its existence but unless someone drew me a map I couldn't find it.
2. Keep my diet clean, I travel a lot and with the exponential increase in food shows about best eats in certain cities I could probably forego ephedra and clen if I avoided them.
3. Flirt at the gym less, always been really good at it and at around 30 turned it into an art form, but that shit 90% of the time will just lead to drama even if started innocently.
4. With kiddo #1 on the way take less risks. (This one will be hard but must be done)
5. Give up weed until its recreationally made legal somewhere in the States. (Bless you Colorado, because I could have never kept that one)
6. Keep enjoying life, it goes by way too quick not to.

 

[Watson]

2014.......the year i introduce my wife to the kitchen and tell her to wash a fucken plate.............

ahhahaha jk lolz

 

[charley]

......let life happen, cause I can't do a friggin' thing about it....[happy new year all]

 

[sneedham]

Happy New Year Everyone...
For me;
1. Lift like a beast.
2. Make more fuckin money.
3. Buy a new car,currently driving a 2000 Ford F-150.
4. Continue to make my wife orgasm every time we have sex...
5. Be a better person..
6. Try not to open the tranny pics, they get me every time.
7. Stay on IMF and try to get to know all you guys/gals a little better....
Peace....

 

[heavyiron]

How many miles on the F-150? Those are good trucks if you keep them maintained.

 

[theCaptn']

1. Keep my little ones safe.

2. Propose to the love of my life.

3. Dispose of my evil employer.

4. Stay jerked with minimal gear use.

5. Keep abusing gears.

6. Force Saney to be my friend.

 

[sneedham]

How many miles on the F-150? Those are good trucks if you keep them maintained.

135,000 manual tramsmission, V6..Still runs great but I have been driving it forever and am thinking about an 2011 mustang..Happy New Year HI....

 

[KILLEROFSAINTS]

Happy New Year Everyone...
For me;
1. Lift like a beast.
2. Make more fuckin money.
3. Buy a new car,currently driving a 2000 Ford F-150.
4. Continue to make my wife orgasm every time we have sex...
5. Be a better person..
6. Try not to open the tranny pics, they get me every time.
7. Stay on IMF and try to get to know all you guys/gals a little better....
Peace....

shes probly lying

 

[independent]

My main goal is getting way more free gear in 2014.

 

[futureMrO]

Resolution get that JEW DJ to let me in the drse

 

[cube789]

Resolution get that JEW DJ to let me in the drse

drse have infiltrated the law

Unbelievably lenient sentence for cop who fingered suspects' anuses | The Daily Caller

 

[theCaptn']

drse have infiltrated the law

Unbelievably lenient sentence for cop who fingered suspects' anuses | The Daily Caller

Ahh the Milwaukee chapter

 

[azza1971]

This is Sparta

 

[D-Lats]

Happy New Year Everyone...
For me;
1. Lift like a beast.
2. Make more fuckin money.
3. Buy a new car,currently driving a 2000 Ford F-150.
4. Continue to make my wife orgasm every time we have sex...
5. Be a better person..
6. Try not to open the tranny pics, they get me every time.
7. Stay on IMF and try to get to know all you guys/gals a little better....
Peace....

I am a ford guy. My last F150 had 430000km on it and still started first turn everyday. Never had a single issue other than regular maintenance stuff. It still had years left on it but I got a brand new F350 only to fill my ego

 

[the_predator]

Full on nudes of SheriV and Agent Yes sent to my pm box or perfecting the simultaneous RHJO & LHJO session. I believe the second goal is becoming "within my grasp".

 

[[SIL]]

hopefully captn' will propose to me this year..

 

[Bowden]

Recruit more old ladies for our retirement community orgies.

 

[independent]

hopefully captn' will propose to me this year..

While giving you an organic coconut oil rubdown.

 

[SlappyTX]

1. get fuckin' swole
2. abuse lots more gears
3. eat more than ever
4. visit my buddy in colorado and go buy weed from a real weed store.
5. win more free gear in contests via bribery, blackmail and extortion.