Fuck, Kill or Marry?

[RasPlasch]

How to play : Pick 3 girls, or boys. Then the next poster decides which one they would kill, fuck or marry. Simple game, but usually its fun.

Try to give reasons for each decision



Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin.

 

[bio-chem]

sarah palin=Marry. easy. former beauty queen. no contest.
Clinton=kill. she is clumsy maybe they will think it was an accident and ill get away with it
obama= fuck. not my style, but attractive enough.

 

[bio-chem]

rosie o'donnell
michael moore
michael jackson

 

[RasPlasch]

Lol.... idk how to answer that one if 2 of the people are guys....

 

[min0 lee]

Lol.... idk how to answer that one if 2 of the people are guys....

You mean 3 guys..oh, my bad, lately Jackson has been more of a LaToya of late.

 

[IronAddict]

rosie o'donnell
michael moore
michael jackson

In this case, I'd have to do my best impression of Jason Voorhies..kill, kill, kill.

Paris Hilton
Lyndsy Lohan
Madonna

 

[Little Wing]

In this case, I'd have to do my best impression of Jason Voorhies..kill, kill, kill.

Paris Hilton
Lyndsy Lohan
Madonna

In this case, I'd have to do my best impression of Jason Voorhies..kill, kill, kill.

 

[bio-chem]

In this case, I'd have to do my best impression of Jason Voorhies..kill, kill, kill.

Paris Hilton
Lyndsy Lohan
Madonna

fuck lyndsy. why not?
marry paris. she will divorce me soon enough and I get cash
kill madonna. she reminds me of a zombie. and zombies need to die

 

[bio-chem]

anyone on the view other than hasselbeck?

 

[Dale Mabry]

anyone on the view other than hasselbeck?

I would fuck Joy Behar, marry the fat black one for street cred, and kill Barbara Walters for even more street cred. Now you...Matt Hasselbeck, Tim Hasselbeck, Elisabeth Hasselbeck...

 

[bio-chem]

marry elizabeth=obvious resons
kill tim to marry elizabeth
and matt seems to be the one drawback and necessary evil in this scenario

 

[tallcall]

I would fuck Joy Behar, marry the fat black one for street cred, and kill Barbara Walters for even more street cred. Now you...Matt Hasselbeck, Tim Hasselbeck, Elisabeth Hasselbeck...

Kill Elisabeth - that bitch needs to recognize!

Marry Tim - he has access to Elizabeth's money after her "accidental" death and fuck Matt on the side. All in all a win for me!

 

[RasPlasch]

Rosie O'donell
Oprah Winfrey
Rosanne Barr

Hmmmm...

 

[tallcall]

Rosie O'donell
Oprah Winfrey
Rosanne Barr

Hmmmm...

Mary Rosanne, she has balls and I like her - plus she pisses the neighbors off, so BIG plus.

Fuck Rosie - She has a dick anyways so I could go blindfolded and with a little imagination be in familiar territory.

Kill Oprah - that bitch must die - she's a fat-evil-alien-vampire-nazi-zombie!

 

[bio-chem]

Mary Rosanne, she has balls and I like her - plus she pisses the neighbors off, so BIG plus.

Fuck Rosie - She has a dick anyways so I could go blindfolded and with a little imagination be in familiar territory.

Kill Oprah - that bitch must die - she's a fat-evil-alien-vampire-nazi-zombie!

i always thought that you had standards.





jk

 

[maniclion]

rosie o'donnell
michael moore
michael jackson

Fuck Rosie up with a crowbar
Marry my fist to Michael Moore's fat face
Just outright kill Michael Jackson by making him drown in a vat of elephant semen.......

 

[Doublebase]

Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson

 

[bio-chem]

Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Jessica Simpson

marry Jessica Alba
fuck Jessica Biel
kill Jessica Simpson

 

[bio-chem]

Meg Ryan
heather locklear
christa miller

 

[Doublebase]

Meg Ryan
heather locklear
christa miller

F - Christa Miller
Marry - Heather Locklear
Kill - Meg Ryan


Next: Christina Applegate
Jenny Mccarthy
Allisa Milano

 

[SFW]

Casey Anthony
Jeanine Pirro
Robin Meade

 

[Gentleman]

Wow this is strange.

 

[tommygunz]

wow this is strange.

View attachment 33114

 

[Gentleman]

^ Who the fuck is this tommy insect? ^

 

[tommygunz]

^ who the fuck is this tommy insect? ^

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[tommygunz]

Where did you go fagboy ? Can't type with a cock in your mouth ?View attachment 33120

 

[chemari]

Marry: Elizabeth II. (Got money??)
Kill (after marry): Elizabeth II
Fuck: Elizabeth II (with someone else dick)

 

[Gentleman]

Where did you go fagboy ? Can't type with a cock in your mouth ?View attachment 33120

Spare me your boring foolishess, your creativity + intellect has reached its limit.

 

[CG]

Casey Anthony
Jeanine Pirro
Robin Meade

F casey anthony (crazy girls are fun)
K jeanine pirro (she's so old its a mercy killing)
M robin meade. Why not

Next:
Rachel ray
Anne burrell
Giada dilaurentis

Pro hormones are like eating a chicken wing, gears is like eating the chickens entire family

 

[ceazur]

fuck- sean connery
marry- avril lavine -
kill- edward cullen