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Black jokes
Racial Characteristics:
Probably not people at all. Probably some kind of monkey. They eat each other and worship bundles of sticks and mud.
You can never remember the names of their countries, which have a new Main Nigger every half hour and too many snakes
and bugs anyway. They eat those, too. They put bones in their noses and wear plants for clothes.
Good Points:
Don't feel pain the way we do.
Proper Forms of Address:
Jig, coon, fishmouth, soot-back, shitskin, boy.
Q)How do you stop a negro from drowning? Take your foot off his head!
Q) What would you find in the kitchen of a diner operated by blacks?
A) UFO's- Unidentified Frying Objects.
Q) What do you say if your tv is floating in the middle of the night? A)Drop it nigga!
Why do all negro smell? So even the blind people can hate them.
What do you call a food stamp? negro money.
What do you call 1000 negros around the CN tower? Pubes!
Why do lions in Africa lick their assholes?
To get the taste of negro out of their mouth.
What do you call 20,000 negros floating in the sea?
An oil spill.
What's an average everyday nigga? A poor black man with 1 woman, 5 kids barley supports them all, and eats fried chicken,
drinks red coolade, watching upn
A bus load of niggers going to DC
for the million coon march overturns on Texas road and negros are thrown everywhere. A few minutes later a farmer driving his
back hoe comes upon the accident and starts burying the bodies. Just as he is completing the job a Cop pulls up and asks "what
happened here?" The farmer replies " I came upon this accident and started burying the bodies." Then the cop asks "Are you
sure they were all dead?" The farmer answers, "Well some said they were still alive but you know how those negros lie."
What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk?
Cocoa Puffs.
What do they call the subway in harlem?
The underground railroad.
What do you call two dozen negros working in a cotton field under the blazing sun?
Old fashioned farm equipment!
Q: Why did the mexican family move out of the outhouse?
A: Because the niggers downstairs made too much noise!
Niggers: How do you keep a negro from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling. How do you get him down? Tell the spics
down the street it a pinyata.
Why does aspirin have cotton in the top? To remind the negros they
were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
How do you find a negro at night? Tell the motherfucker to smile.
What do you do when you see a negro crawling across your front lawn bleeding to death? Stop laughing and RE-LOAD!!!!!!
What do you call a black pasture.............. Holy shit.
Whats the difference between a negro and a picnic table? A picnic table can support itself.
What do you call a negro with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Did you hear the one about the baby negro who went to heaven and got his wings?
He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why do more negros get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
What happened to the negro who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
Why don't negro bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat negros?
They think its whale shit!
Why do negros call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!
What do they do with dead negros in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits!
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many negros?
L.A. had first choice!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon!
What does NAACP stand for?
negros Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads!
Why do negros wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So negro kids could get messy too!
What do you call a negros car?
A 'blood vessel'.
What do you call 1,000 negros going down a hill?
A mudslide!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make negros run fast!
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!
What do you get when you cross a negro and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!
What do you call a negro having sex?
Rape!
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a negros job!
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's!
Why do negros hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works!
A negro walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?"
The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
How many negros does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them!
How do you get a negro out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't negro babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!
What do you call 60,000 negros on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse!
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confetti!
How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken!
What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face!
What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one!
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!
Why is a nigger like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money!
Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows.
What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers!
Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting!
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black.
What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted!
What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem!
What do you call a nigger with an afro?
Microphone.
What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix!
Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a niggers funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles!
What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike!
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a nigger driving by?
It could be your car!
Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!
How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?
What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams...
"Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs!
What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger! I'll paint him whatever color I want!
What's a black mans fortune cookie?
A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle!
How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?
She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way!
What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!
What's the difference between a nigger and Batman?
Batman can go out at night without Robbin!
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
What do you call a bunch of niggers neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf
What do you call a bunch of niggers skydiving?
Air pollution!
What's long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.
A nigger with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just sitting around"
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Actually Colored People.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums.
What do you call a nigger waterskiing?
A top-water jig.
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers!
A nigger, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares!
How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
Take your boot off his head.
Ever hear the rumor that niggers are bigger than white men? How do you tell when a nigger is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!
What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise!
What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor
What's the only way a person can look at a nigger and smile?
Through the scope of a gun!
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
What do an apple and a nigger have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.
Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
A windchime.
What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!
What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it.
What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit!
I had a nigger in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How long does it take a nigress to take a shit?
9 months
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger!
Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him!
Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back.
How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the nigger stealing it.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five!
How can you tell a nigger's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.
How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball!
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
Racial Characteristics:
Probably not people at all. Probably some kind of monkey. They eat each other and worship bundles of sticks and mud.
You can never remember the names of their countries, which have a new Main Nigger every half hour and too many snakes
and bugs anyway. They eat those, too. They put bones in their noses and wear plants for clothes.
Good Points:
Don't feel pain the way we do.
Proper Forms of Address:
Jig, coon, fishmouth, soot-back, shitskin, boy.
Q)How do you stop a negro from drowning? Take your foot off his head!
Q) What would you find in the kitchen of a diner operated by blacks?
A) UFO's- Unidentified Frying Objects.
Q) What do you say if your tv is floating in the middle of the night? A)Drop it nigga!
Why do all negro smell? So even the blind people can hate them.
What do you call a food stamp? negro money.
What do you call 1000 negros around the CN tower? Pubes!
Why do lions in Africa lick their assholes?
To get the taste of negro out of their mouth.
What do you call 20,000 negros floating in the sea?
An oil spill.
What's an average everyday nigga? A poor black man with 1 woman, 5 kids barley supports them all, and eats fried chicken,
drinks red coolade, watching upn
A bus load of niggers going to DC
for the million coon march overturns on Texas road and negros are thrown everywhere. A few minutes later a farmer driving his
back hoe comes upon the accident and starts burying the bodies. Just as he is completing the job a Cop pulls up and asks "what
happened here?" The farmer replies " I came upon this accident and started burying the bodies." Then the cop asks "Are you
sure they were all dead?" The farmer answers, "Well some said they were still alive but you know how those negros lie."
What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk?
Cocoa Puffs.
What do they call the subway in harlem?
The underground railroad.
What do you call two dozen negros working in a cotton field under the blazing sun?
Old fashioned farm equipment!
Q: Why did the mexican family move out of the outhouse?
A: Because the niggers downstairs made too much noise!
Niggers: How do you keep a negro from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling. How do you get him down? Tell the spics
down the street it a pinyata.
Why does aspirin have cotton in the top? To remind the negros they
were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
How do you find a negro at night? Tell the motherfucker to smile.
What do you do when you see a negro crawling across your front lawn bleeding to death? Stop laughing and RE-LOAD!!!!!!
What do you call a black pasture.............. Holy shit.
Whats the difference between a negro and a picnic table? A picnic table can support itself.
What do you call a negro with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
Did you hear the one about the baby negro who went to heaven and got his wings?
He said, "God! Look! I'm an angel!", and God said, "No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now eff off!"
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods!
Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!
Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them!
Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why do more negros get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
What happened to the negro who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500!
Why don't negro bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken!
What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us
What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us
Why don't sharks eat negros?
They think its whale shit!
Why do negros call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit!
What do they do with dead negros in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits!
Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many negros?
L.A. had first choice!
What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon!
What does NAACP stand for?
negros Against All Caucasian People
What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People
Why did God give niggers big dicks?
As a way to say "sorry" for putting pubes on their heads!
Why do negros wear wide brimmed hats?
So birds won't shit on their lips!
Why was white chocolate invented?
So negro kids could get messy too!
What do you call a negros car?
A 'blood vessel'.
What do you call 1,000 negros going down a hill?
A mudslide!
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make negros run fast!
Why is there no black Miss America pageant?
Nobody want's to be Ms. Idaho!
What do you get when you cross a negro and a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla!
What do you call a negro having sex?
Rape!
How many polacks does it take to clean a bathroom?
None, it's a negros job!
White folks aren't racist . .
. . we've all got colored TV's!
Why do negros hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works!
A negro walks into a bar and says, "Yo! Where do all the homies hang?"
The bartender says, "out there", pointing to a tree in the back.
What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?
An Ethiopian!
How many negros does it take a shingle a roof?
It depends how thin you slice them!
How do you get a negro out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why don't negro babies play in sandboxes?
Cats keep trying to bury them!
What do you call 60,000 negros on a plane heading back to Africa?
A good start!
What do you call a nigger hiding in the woods?
A brown recluse!
What do you call a black bowling ball?
A nigger egg.
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I put the pubes on his head!
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
What do Confederates do on the New Year?
Shoot niggers with roman candles and throw Confetti!
How do you get a nigger to wear a condom?
Put a Nike logo on it!
How do you keep a nigger bitch pleased?
Give her some fried chicken!
What happened when the Nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit on his face!
What do you call a busload of niggers going off a cliff with one empty seat?
A crying shame!
What do you call 1,000 niggers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! Burnt another one!
Why haven't any niggers died from West Nile virus?
Mosquitos don't land on shit, only flies do!
Why is a nigger like a vending machine?
Neither work, but they both take your money!
Why are blacks so tall?
Their knee grows.
What do you call a bunch of old niggers in a barn?
Antique farm equiptment!
Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
To remind the niggers they used to pick cotton before they were drug dealers!
Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting!
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black.
What's the difference between bigfoot and a working nigger?
Bigfoot's been spotted!
What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem!
What do you call a nigger with an afro?
Microphone.
What do you call two blacks in a bodybag?
Twix!
Why are there only 2 pall bearer at a niggers funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles!
What does a nigger give his kid for his birthday?
YOUR bike!
Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a nigger driving by?
It could be your car!
Why did the man take off his watch to grab a handful of jelly beans?
He was afraid the blacks would steal it!
How do we know Adam wasn't black?
Ever try taking a rib from a black guy?
What's long, dark and stinks?
The unemployment line!
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
They're niggers!
A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams...
"Do what you black men do best!". The nigger grabs the TV and runs!
What's blue and hangs in my front yard?
My nigger! I'll paint him whatever color I want!
What's a black mans fortune cookie?
A peice of cornbread with a food stamp in the middle!
How does a niggress take a pregnancy test?
She sticks a banana up her pussy, if it comes out half-eaten you know there's another monkey on the way!
What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!
What's the difference between a nigger and Batman?
Batman can go out at night without Robbin!
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
What do you call a bunch of niggers neck-deep in mud?
Afro-turf
What do you call a bunch of niggers skydiving?
Air pollution!
What's long and hard on a nigger?
Third grade.
A nigger with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, where did you get that?"
The parrot says, "Africa! There are millions of them over there just sitting around"
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Actually Colored People.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Are Always Causing Problems.
What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers, Apes, Aligators, Coons and Possums.
What do you call a nigger waterskiing?
A top-water jig.
What would you call the flintstones if they were black?
Niggers!
A nigger, a jew and a mexican jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
Who cares!
How do you keep a nigger from drowning?
Take your boot off his head.
Ever hear the rumor that niggers are bigger than white men? How do you tell when a nigger is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!
What do you say to a black man in court?
Will the defendant please rise!
What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor
What's the only way a person can look at a nigger and smile?
Through the scope of a gun!
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
How do you keep a nigger from jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
What do an apple and a nigger have in common?
They both belong hanging in trees.
Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays.
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.
What do you call seven niggers hanging in a tree?
A windchime.
What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A fat lip, a black eye and a job!
What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead nigger in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it.
What do you call a black priest?
Holy shit!
I had a nigger in my family tree . . .
. . . he's still hanging there!
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
Public transportation.
How long does it take a nigress to take a shit?
9 months
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
A nigger!
Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.
Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!
How do you keep a nigger from going out?
Pour more gas on him!
Why do white folks go to nigger garage sales?
To get their stuff back.
How do you keep niggers out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work.
What do you do if you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television floating in mid-air?
Shoot the nigger stealing it.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five!
How can you tell a nigger's just had sex?
His eyes are all red from the mace.
How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball!
What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic.
Why don't niggers dream?
The last one to have a dream got shot.
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Spanish jokes
How are a mexican (or spic) and a cue ball alike?
The harder you hit it, the more english you get out of it.
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
Good Points:
They make great gardners.
Proper Forms of Address:
Wetback, beaner, chili-dipper, taco turd, flap hat, scratch-back.
What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!
Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!
What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail!
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff!
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill!
What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!!
How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street!
A mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!
What do you call a spick with too much hair jell?
A jellybean!
How do you save a drowning Puerto Rican?
You don't know, GOOD!
What do get when you cross a Spic and a gook?
A car thief who can't drive
What do you call a Mexican with long hair?
An Indian!
Why do Hispanic women hate Swans?
Because they're White, They're Beautiful, and They usually know who the fathers of their children are!
How do you start a riot in mexico?
Roll a Quarter down the street.
How do you find the richest beaner in mexico?
Find out who go the quarter!
How are a mexican (or spic) and a cue ball alike?
The harder you hit it, the more english you get out of it.
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.
Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!
Good Points:
They make great gardners.
Proper Forms of Address:
Wetback, beaner, chili-dipper, taco turd, flap hat, scratch-back.
What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!
Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!
Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.
What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!
What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail!
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!
What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff!
What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!
Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill!
What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!!
How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!
Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!
Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!
How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street!
A mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!
How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!
Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!
Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!
What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!
Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!
What do you call a spick with too much hair jell?
A jellybean!
How do you save a drowning Puerto Rican?
You don't know, GOOD!
What do get when you cross a Spic and a gook?
A car thief who can't drive
What do you call a Mexican with long hair?
An Indian!
Why do Hispanic women hate Swans?
Because they're White, They're Beautiful, and They usually know who the fathers of their children are!
How do you start a riot in mexico?
Roll a Quarter down the street.
How do you find the richest beaner in mexico?
Find out who go the quarter!
Arab jokes
Good Points:
If they had any country clubs, they wouldn't let Jews in.
Proper Forms of Address:
Camel jockey, tent-head, soggy Arabian, gas-ass, dune coon.
4.There's a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get
slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the
blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!
What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
1000000 arabs on the moon?
massive problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved!
Good Points:
If they had any country clubs, they wouldn't let Jews in.
Proper Forms of Address:
Camel jockey, tent-head, soggy Arabian, gas-ass, dune coon.
4.There's a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get
slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the
blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.
When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!
What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!
What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif!
Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!
Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!
Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!
What do you call a guy with his hand up a camels ass?
An Afghani mechanic!
Whats one arab on the moon?
problem
10 arabs on the moon?
problem
100 arabs on the moon?
large problem
1000 arabs on the moon?
big big problem
1000000 arabs on the moon?
massive problem
all the arabs on the moon?
Problem solved!
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