an italian and a greek were arguing about who did what.
the greek guy said, we have acropolis
the italian guy said, we have colosseum
the greek guy said we have alexander the great
the italian guy said we have Cesar
the greek guy said we have have fetta
the italian guy said we have mozzarella...
the greek guy said, we invented democracy
the italian guy said, we invented the senate
after a long discussion, the greek guy goes "we invented sex"
and the italian guy replies, "and we introduced it to women"