Judged:1
So essentially that makes you almost a sh£t eater. No offence.
Go to Asda and buy some wet-wipes and wipe her arse pretending it's your tongue. Better still, tell her to have a fckin shower and wash the turd off her rusty sheriff's badge.
Judged:1
So essentially that makes you almost a sh£t eater. No offence.
Go to Asda and buy some wet-wipes and wipe her arse pretending it's your tongue. Better still, tell her to have a fckin shower and wash the turd off her rusty sheriff's badge.
Shove a Vicks inhaler up her Chocolate dispenser just as she mounts u (with the bit u stick up ur nose facing out of course, not firing menthol fumes up her farter although that wld be pretty funny I reckon haham a butt plug with bite lol!!!) Na fire one in her bakey and let her ride away and u can lie back with the nice minty menthol fumes n feel like a pro football player wi the Vicks seared on their shirts, so while u may be a wee skinny dude u will feel like u got a bit of beef, a nice odourless arse bouncing on ya and no shit fumes firing ur way!
i luv girls butt smell my friends daughter would let me smell the soft vinyl computer chair i made for her a few times a day to get her butt smell , she knew i liked ass smell. i also smell womens vinyl bike seats nice sweaty ass smell.
I ate a girl's turd yesterday. It tasted pretty good. I would like to drink a pretty girls diarrhea mixed with her piss. Just thinking about gets my rocks off. I'm thinking about chewing up used toilet paper after a girl wipes her butt. Am I crazy?
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