got into a fight tonight

[aceshigh]

was driving down the road and some fuckwit on a motor bike flying way over the speed limit nearly hits my car when i change lanes,,,pissed off thinking i was at fault he is next to my car in the same lane telling me to pull over so i do as does he ,,i get out my car walk uo to him he still has his bike running takes his helmet off thank fucks,,,and starts hurling abuse at me saying i cut him off,,i said he shouldnt have been going so fast as i didnt really have time to see him ,,,,he then calls me a fucking dickhead,,,i say get off that bike and call me that,,,so he does,,,i throw the first punch landing in his eye he grabs my t-shirt with both hands while i throw overhand right fucking up his eye,,,my t-shirt was ripped to shit as he trise to pull me to the ground by my t-shirt while holding his head down ,,,i land a sweet uppercut that fucks up my knuckle,,i then proceed to drag him onto the footpath as hit had been raining and i was starting to slip and wanted a good foothold to throw my punches when i go ass up and he lands ontop of me,,,,,,,i get him off me and stand up saying to him you wanna keep going or what??,,he turns away and i shove him as he walks he gets on his bike and fucks off,,,i get in my car come home and my mrs spins out about the scratching on my neck and chest and ripped t-shirt ,,,i win this one

 

[cappo5150]

no pics = bullshit

 

[aceshigh]

shoulda taken pics with the camera in my car with my left hand seeing as how i threw no lefts lol

 

[Arnold]

sounds like a bitch fight.

 

[topolo]

 

[BigDyl]

True Story, too bad no one knows how to fight.

 

[aceshigh]

oh well busted the fuck outa his eye

 

[aceshigh]

no pics = bullshit

if i were making it up there woulda been 3 guys and i woulda been doing flying roudhouse kicks and there woulda been 3 dead bodies and then a high speed chace with the cops

 

[aceshigh]

True Story, too bad no one knows how to fight.

i just do what ever it takes to win,,as long as i win i dont care what it looks like

 

[clemson357]

you changed lanes on a motorcycle? and instead of getting out and apologizing, you assaulted him? Good job. You almost committed negligent manslaughter, and then followed it up by actually committing felony assault. congrats. maybe he got your license plate and drove straight to the police station. don't be surprised when you get a call from your local district attorney; maybe you can plead it to 2 years in jail.

 

[Little Wing]

you can't put your fragile human body on a motorcycle and go flying around over the speed limit and expect other drivers to always be able to compensate for your stupidity. the driver of the bike is lucky he only got punched a few times and didn't actually cause his own "negligent manslaughter".

 

[jasone]

Post pick of your injuies. That might shut up your critics.

 

[JordanMang]

Sounds like he walked off cause you hit like a bitch.

 

[mrmark]

True Story, too bad no one knows how to fight.

you shouldn't need to know how to fight. fights in real life aren't controlled. they are messy and people will do anything to win because it's simply you or him.

make your cuts don't get infected doublebase.

 

[BigDyl]

you shouldn't need to know how to fight. fights in real life aren't controlled. they are messy and people will do anything to win because it's simply you or him.

make your cuts don't get infected doublebase.

I agree that they aren't controlled, but there is a difference between flailing around like an imbecile, and using controlled strikes, and leverage when on the ground, grappling. Hell you can even throw in a submission if some clown is in your guard.

 

[mrmark]

BigDyl - it'd also hopefully be a help being bodybuilders as we are, when it comes to grappling/submissions moves for strength.

too often the fights i've seen are 2 drunken idiots swining their arms back and forth with no form. this kind of unpredictable fight is a little more unnerving for me.

 

[jasone]

When I was in martial arts I watched more of my blackbelt friends get their asses kicked by hillbilly bar flies who didn't know anything about fighting. A good fighter is borne with good instinct, hard to teach that.

 

[BigDyl]

BigDyl - it'd also hopefully be a help being bodybuilders as we are, when it comes to grappling/submissions moves for strength.

too often the fights i've seen are 2 drunken idiots swining their arms back and forth with no form. this kind of unpredictable fight is a little more unnerving for me.

The problem is, if you're really drunk ALSO, 80% of your technique/reflex goes out the window. So don't get THAT drunk.

 

[mrmark]

When I was in martial arts I watched more of my blackbelt friends get their asses kicked by hillbilly bar flies who didn't know anything about fighting. A good fighter is borne with good instinct, hard to teach that.

Also, I've seen a few drunken fights where 1 hit to the jaw knocks someone out.

 

[BigDyl]

When I was in martial arts I watched more of my blackbelt friends get their asses kicked by hillbilly bar flies who didn't know anything about fighting. A good fighter is borne with good instinct, hard to teach that.

If you're talking about Tae Kwon Do black belts, then yes, I tap them like kegs all the time. A black belt dosen't mean anything... especially in Tae Kwon Do.

 

[mrmark]

The problem is, if you're really drunk ALSO, 80% of your technique/reflex goes out the window. So don't get THAT drunk.

Not me, I don't get that drunk, but if I'm fighting someone who really is, not only will their sense of pain and self-awareness be diminished, but their fight style will be really unpredictable.

 

[clemson357]

you can't put your fragile human body on a motorcycle and go flying around over the speed limit and expect other drivers to always be able to compensate for your stupidity. the driver of the bike is lucky he only got punched a few times and didn't actually cause his own "negligent manslaughter".

Hey, you are right. It takes too much effort to crane your neck around and check your blind spot. Just switch lanes and cut off a motorcycle rather than exert a minimal amount of effort.

Actually on second thought, I wonder why I have been driving for almost a decade and never cut off a motorcycle no matter what speed they are going. Maybe it is because checking your blind spot is about the simplest thing a human can possibly do. Unless a motorcycle is doing +150 mph, there is no excuse for not seeing it on a multi-lane highway, they aren't exactly the same as curvy mountain roads.

 

[myCATpowerlifts]

you shouldn't need to know how to fight. fights in real life aren't controlled. they are messy and people will do anything to win because it's simply you or him.

make your cuts don't get infected doublebase.

LOL
It was aceshigh who posted that, not double base.

 

[topolo]

LOL
It was aceshigh who posted that, not double base.

Yeah, but it is Doublebase who is the homo.

 

[GFR]

Post pick of your injuies. That might shut up your critics.

His critics are idiots so why bother.

 

[GFR]

Yeah, but it is Doublebase who is the homo.

True story

 

[Super Hulk]

if i were making it up there woulda been 3 guys and i woulda been doing flying roudhouse kicks and there woulda been 3 dead bodies and then a high speed chace with the cops

if it was real you woulda said " s-s-sory biff wont happen again" mcfly

 

[aceshigh]

i didnt see the fucker comming i changed lanes and he was going so fast he nearly smacked into me i was doing the speed limit if he was doing the speed limit it wouldnt have happened,,,and if someone is gonna get right in your face and call you a fucking dickhead im sure 99% of guys on here woulda done the same thing

 

[Little Wing]

Hey, you are right. It takes too much effort to crane your neck around and check your blind spot. Just switch lanes and cut off a motorcycle rather than exert a minimal amount of effort.

Actually on second thought, I wonder why I have been driving for almost a decade and never cut off a motorcycle no matter what speed they are going. Maybe it is because checking your blind spot is about the simplest thing a human can possibly do. Unless a motorcycle is doing +150 mph, there is no excuse for not seeing it on a multi-lane highway, they aren't exactly the same as curvy mountain roads.

what i'm saying is that a human body on a motorcycle is fragile. speeding on one is stupid but not as stupid as ignoring the fact that just because you (the bike driver) are careful n a good driver there are going to be people out there that don't have a clue about motorcycles. i've been in car accidents twice where we were hit by some idiot doing the wrong thing one ran a red light one ran a stop sign. assuming other drivers will always act with your safety in mind or be even reasonably competent behind a wheel is stupid. they should but in the real world good drivers are killed every day.

 

[aceshigh]

what i'm saying is that a human body on a motorcycle is fragile. speeding on one is stupid but not as stupid as ignoring the fact that just because you (the bike driver) are careful n a good driver there are going to be people out there that don't have a clue about motorcycles. i've been in car accidents twice where we were hit by some idiot doing the wrong thing one ran a red light one ran a stop sign. assuming other drivers will always act with your safety in mind or be even reasonably competent behind a wheel is stupid. they should but in the real world good drivers are killed every day.

i checked my blind spot and he wasnt there in the time it had taken me to change lanes this fucker must have come at least 100m away to just missing my car he was flying ,,there is no way in hell if he hit me anycop woulda said it was my fault