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6 Lesser-Known U.S. Political Assassinations

6 Lesser-Known U.S. Political Assassinations

Four American presidents were assassinated in office?Abraham Lincoln (1865), James Garfield (1881), William McKinley (1901) and John F. Kennedy (1963)?while a number of lesser-known elected officials also have died in the line of duty. Get the facts on six public servants whose murders may surprise you.


1. Governor Charles Bent (1847): Scalped by Mexican rebels and Indians
Charles BentBent, a frontiersman who built a trading empire across the West and was named the first civilian governor of New Mexico when it came under American rule, was attacked and scalped by a group of Hispanic and Indian rebels at his Taos home on January 19, 1847. Soon after the Mexican-American War began in the spring of 1846, American forces occupied New Mexico, which had been a Mexican territory, and Bent, who had lived in Taos since the 1830s, was appointed governor. Unhappy with the American occupation, a group of Mexicans and their Indian allies launched a rebellion by killing the 47-year-old Bent and other Anglo-Americans in Taos. The U.S. military soon quashed the revolt and a number of leaders of the uprising were captured and executed. With the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo in 1848, which officially ended the Mexican-American War, Mexico ceded a large portion of the present-day Southwest to the United States , including New Mexico.

2. State Senator John W. Stephens (1870): Killed by the Ku Klux Klan
John W. StephenOn May 21, 1870, Stephens, a Republican state senator who advocated for the rights of African Americans, was murdered in the Caswell County Courthouse in Yanceyville, North Carolina, by members of the Ku Klux Klan. Stephens? assassination was part of a terror campaign being carried out by the Klan across North Carolina. That July, in an effort to stop the violence, Governor William Holden declared martial law in Caswell County and nearby Alamance County. In what became known as the Kirk-Holden War, the governor also suspended the writ of habeas corpus and brought in former Union officer George Kirk to head up a militia and maintain order. The militia arrested some 100 men with suspected ties to the Klan. Holden was impeached and removed from office in 1871. More than a century later, in 2011, the North Carolina Senate pardoned him.

3. Governor William Goebel (1900): The only U.S. governor assassinated while in office
William GoebelIn November 1899, Goebel, a Democrat and Kentucky state senator, narrowly lost the election for governor to his Republican opponent William Taylor. The Democrats challenged the election results, alleging voter fraud, but Taylor was sworn into office that December. On January 30, 1900, with the disputed election results still under investigation, Goebel, a controversial figure who in 1895 killed a political rival in a gunfight, was shot by an unidentified assailant while walking toward the state capitol in Frankfort. The next day, the Democratic-controlled Kentucky legislature invalidated enough votes to proclaim the wounded politician the governor and, over protests by Republicans, he was sworn into office. However, on February 3, the 44-year-old Goebel died from his injuries. Taylor then lost a court battle to regain the governorship, which went to Goebel?s lieutenant governor, J.C.W. Beckham. Afterward, Taylor, suspected of being a conspirator in Goebel?s assassination, fled the Bluegrass State to avoid arrest. Several men eventually were convicted in the case but later pardoned, and the answer to who killed Goebel remains a mystery.

4. Mayor Anton Cermak (1933): Took a bullet intended for Franklin Roosevelt
Anton CermakOn February 15, 1933, president-elect Roosevelt gave a brief speech at a rally in a Miami, Florida, park then sat in his convertible and spoke with Cermak, who had served as mayor of Chicago since 1931 and was credited with building the city?s Democratic Party into a powerful organization. As the two men talked, Giuseppe Zangara, an Italian-born, unemployed bricklayer who disliked government leaders and likely suffered from mental-health issues, began shooting at them. Roosevelt was Zangara?s alleged target, but instead he hit Cermak and four others. Rushed to the hospital in Roosevelt?s car, the mayor, a native of the present-day Czech Republic, reportedly told the president-elect, ?I am glad it was me instead of you? (a quote eventually engraved on Cermak?s tomb). The 59-year-old Cermak died on March 6, 1933, two days after Roosevelt was sworn in to the first of his four terms in the White House. Zangara, who confessed to his crime, was executed at a Florida state prison just two weeks later, on March 20.

5. Congressman Leo Ryan (1978): Ambushed by followers of cult leader Jim Jones
Leo RyanIn November 1978, Ryan, a U.S. representative from California, traveled to the South American nation of Guyana to investigate reports of abuse and people being held against their will at Jonestown, a settlement established by members of an American cult called the Peoples Temple. Jim Jones founded what became the Peoples Temple in the 1950s as a religious organization. In the 1970s, following a spate of bad press (former Temple members described being subjected to physical and mental abuse), the charismatic, controlling Jones relocated with some 1,000 of his followers to the Guyanese jungle, where he promised they would establish a utopian community. Instead, Temple members endured various forms of mistreatment there. On November 17, Ryan and a small delegation made a fact-finding visit to Jonestown, where they were received cordially. However, the following day, as the congressman was waiting at a nearby airstrip along with his group, which by then included some Temple members who wanted to defect, they were ambushed by gunmen sent by Jones. The 53-year-old Ryan was killed, along with four others in his party. Later that day, Jones led his followers in a murder-suicide in which more than 900 people died. It was the single largest loss of U.S. civilian lives in a non-natural disaster prior to the 9/11 attacks. In 1986, Larry Layton was convicted of conspiracy to murder Ryan. The only Temple member convicted in the U.S. in conjunction with the case, he was released from prison in 2002.

6. City supervisor Harvey Milk (1978): Pioneering gay leader murdered at City Hall
Harvey MilkIn November 1977, Milk became one of the first openly gay people elected to public office in America when he won a seat on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. A year later, on November 27, the 48-year-old Milk was assassinated at San Francisco?s City Hall by Dan White, a city supervisor who had resigned from the board earlier that same month then decided he wanted his job back. When Mayor George Moscone, prompted by Milk and others, decided not to reinstate White he became furious and snuck into City Hall, where he fatally shot the mayor and Milk. White, a former police officer and firefighter, was convicted of voluntary manslaughter and served five years of a seven-year sentence before being paroled in 1984. The following year, he committed suicide.
 
Paulina Gretzky And The 7 Hottest Celeb Daughters You Never Knew About | Swagger New York

Paulina Gretzky And The 7 Hottest Celeb Daughters You Never Knew About

Paulina Gretzky got engaged this weekend! Yay! For those of you who just wondered who Paulina Gretzky is ? hey, we did ? she?s the daughter of Wayne Gretzky, NHL?s most famous player. The 24 year old Canadian is prepping her vows with golfer Dustin Johnson while juggling a burgeoning model career (and a sorta-happening pop career ? she had a track on Laguna Beach way back). The discovery of Gretzky got us to thinking about the other gorgeous celeb daughters we?ve overlooked (Allison Williams, anyone?). So we?ve done some deep digging and put together a slideshow of the seven most beautiful celeb children that you never really knew existed. Until now. Prep yourself for a screensaver overhaul.

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The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

You probably like to think of food as your friend. It makes your Summer cookouts, keeps your game day parties going, and helps you power through all five seasons of Ally McBeal on Netflix. But don't trust that jerk for a second, because it could end up MURDERING YOU. Think we're just having a paranoid freakout? Then we invite you to read these notorious, insane cases of people who bit the dust thanks to food and drink. After you're done, make sure to swear off midnight snacks forever because that's when you're most vulnerable.



399 BC: Socrates completes his own death sentence by drinking hemlock
After being found guilty of the most serious of offenses (corrupting the youths!), famed Bill and Ted sidekick Socrates was sentenced to death by a jury of his Greek peers. But these old weirdos prescribed an especially twisted execution: The philosopher had to off himself by sipping poisonous hemlock. Socrates did the deed in a room of his pupils and friends, among them his protege Plato, who would chronicle the event in Phaedo. A lot of people painted it, too, as you can see from this version featuring a particularly sassy Socrates.

Cesare and Lucrezia Borgia-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

Late 1400s-early 1500s: The Borgias poison a whole lotta high-powered Italians
This OG mobster clan has a very long and scandalous family tree, but the most famous members were Rodrigo (a.k.a. Pope Alexander VI), his son Cesare, and his daughter Lucrezia. Hellbent on staying in power through the Renaissance, the Borgias were famous for spiking numerous political enemies' drinks -- many people even claimed that Lucrezia, who earned a particularly bad rap, had a ring with a secret arsenic stash she wore on the daily for convenient, spontaneous murders. Most historians have since said she took the fall for her dad and bro, who were every bit as nefarious as Jeremy Irons' poses on The Borgias would suggest.


President Zachary Taylor-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

1850: President Zachary Taylor dies suddenly after gorging on cherries
If you thought William Henry Harrison's pneumonia speech was the only weird prez death story, you are sorely mistaken, friend. Zachary Taylor's bizarre demise began during his second year in office in the midst of Fourth of July celebrations. It was a scorcher, and Taylor had been busy being presidential all day, so, after things calmed down, he drank iced milk and noshed on cherries. All of a sudden, he started getting stomach pains like whoa and was diagnosed with "Cholera Morbus" by his doctors. Things got worse and worse over the next few days, until he kicked the bucket on July 9 (also OJ Simpsons' birthday. Coincidence?!?!). The whole ordeal was so odd that some old, weird people are still fighting about it -- rumors persist that Taylor was assassinated by hardcore Southerners or even the Illuminati, because EVERYONE KNOWS THE ILLUMINATI COMMONLY MURDER PEOPLE USING CHERRIES!!

Emile L'Angelier Madeleine Smith-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

1857: Madeleine Smith serves Emile L'Angelier some cocoa with arsenic
Scottish socialite Madeleine Smith became the subject of one of the most notorious murder trials of the 19th century when she slipped her ex Emile L'Angelier a cup of poisoned cocoa (or possibly coffee, it's disputed). See, the two of them had a secret thing going on for a while, but once a rich, high society guy named William Minnoch proposed, Madeleine cut Emile loose. He had a hard time letting it go, leaving Maddy to conclude, "Guess I gotta poison him". She was actually found not guilty in court due to weak evidence, though no one accepted a Wintry beverage from that woman ever again.

Thomas Neill Cream-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

Late 1800s: Thomas Neill Cream offs several women with strychnine-laced Guinness and pills
Don't let the baller top hat fool you: This guy was a stone-cold, lady-hating serial killer. A backdoor abortionist by trade, Cream already had multiple murder accusations on his hands when he landed in prison for helping to poison a Chicagoan man. He got out, went to London, then started poisoning prostitutes with strychnine pills that he insisted were medicine, and, in one case, even offered two ladies of the night toxic Guinness bottles. Cream was eventually caught and executed, but he claimed at least seven victims before Scotland Yard caught up. (Probably too busy eating old-timey donuts, amiright??)


Alan Turing-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

1954: Alan Turing commits suicide by poisoned apple
British mathematician Alan Turing is considered by many the father of both computer science and artificial intelligence (sit down, Jude Law, we're not talking about your movie), but his career came to a quick, bizarre end when he bit into an apple he had dipped in cyanide. Though the reasoning behind Turing's suicide was sadly very clear, the poisoned fruit thing threw everyone for a loop, until a couple friends pointed out his fascination with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Some people believe that Apple adopted its logo in Turing's honor, in which case Steve Jobs had some incredibly weird ways of showing admiration.

Tommy Dorsey-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

1956: Tommy Dorsey chokes on his dinner in his sleep
Back in the big band era, Tommy Dorsey was basically the mack daddy-o. He had his own orchestra, recorded a slew of tracks with Frank Sinatra, and was having a young Elvis Presley on his CBS variety show way before it was cool, Ed Sullivan. But after taking too many sleeping pills one night, he started choking on his food and didn't wake up. Dorsey did manage to make a few film cameos before that unfortunate night, however, so the next time you're watching TCM, keep an eye out for the trombonist in the fly blue suit jacket.

Jonestown grave-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

1978: The Jonestown cult commits mass suicide via cyanide-laced Flavor Aid
The next time your friend uses the expression, "Don't drink the Kool-Aid", make sure you point out the historical inaccuracies of that phrase, since the so-called "Kool-Aid cult" actually drank a knock-off called Flavor Aid. Then brace yourself to get slapped, because you're being insufferable. ANYWAY, the basic facts of this case remain the same. Reverend Jim Jones led a very creepy cult out in Guyana and instructed his followers to all drink a batch of poisoned Flavor Aid, resulting in nearly 1000 deaths. All very sad, all very scary, all the more reason never to trust a mutton-chopped zealot.


Paul Castellano John Gotti hit-The craziest and most famous cases of murder, death, and suicide by food

1985: Paul Castellano is gunned down at steakhouse
Alright, sure, this guy wasn't killed by food per se. But if he hadn't gone out to dinner at Sparks Steak House one night in '80s, things would've turned out a lot differently. Castellano was the head of the Gambino crime family, but, by the time of his murder, his hold on the operation was starting to slacken. Crime lord upstart John Gotti decided to reenact his favorite Godfather scene make a power play and order the execution of Castellano, hoping to pick up his henchmen in the transfer. The hit happened, and Gotti did manage to steal the throne. But he also acquired the nickname "Teflon Don" in the process, making him sound more like an infomercial host than a Corleone.
 
Scientists' bizarre catch: a shark within a shark

?Turducken? of the sea?scientists off Delaware catch shark within a shark

In a bizarre capture, bait is attacked by 3-foot shark, which is then 'completely swallowed' by a large sand tiger shark

Researchers at the University of Delaware set out recently in the hope of recapturing tagged sand tiger sharks. They enticed a large female but it was the bizarre manner by which they captured the predator that left them shaking their heads in disbelief.

After casting a small fish called a menhaden, a small shark called a dogfish was quick to snatch the bait, only to be swallowed by the much larger sand tiger shark. ?The dogfish was about 3 feet long and completely swallowed by the sand tiger shark,? states a post on the university?s ORB Lab Facebook page.

The researchers had captured a shark within a shark, which prompted Aaron Martens to comment: ?There?s gotta be some kind of ?turducken? label for this kind of situation.?

The ORB Lab is short for Ocean Exploration, Remote Sensing, Biogeography Lab.

Scientists are trying to recapture tagged sharks, or tags that have popped off of sharks, to compile data for study.

Sand tiger sharks are vicious-looking because of the many dagger-like teeth protruding from their jaws.

Writes the ORB Lab in a separate Facebook post: ?Their protruding spike-like teeth are perfect for spearing their favorite foods: bony fishes, small sharks, rays, squids, crabs, and lobsters.?

Sand tigers, which can measure to about 10 feet, lose an average of one tooth per day and boast 56 rows of teeth in each jaw ?at any time waiting to replace lost or broken teeth.?

The sand tiger in the photo looks to have lost a couple of front teeth during its attack on the dogfish and/or its capture (and release) by scientists.

Quite a day of fishing!

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LOL...with what 3.5-4billion women on the planet if you have to resort to that vs walking outside and getting laid, you have negative game.
 
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When marine biologist Roger Hanlon captured the first scene in this video he started screaming. (If you need to see it again, here's the raw footage.) Hanlon, senior scientist at the Marine Biological Laboratory in Woods Hole, studies camouflage in cephalopods--squid, cuttlefish and octopus. They are masters of optical illusion. These are some of Hanlon's top video picks of sea creatures going in and out of hiding.

 
The Dark Side of the Grimm Fairy Tales

The Dark Side of the Grimm Fairy Tales

Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm?s collection of folktales contains some of the best-known children?s characters in literary history, from Snow White and Rapunzel to Cinderella and Little Red Riding Hood. Yet the brothers originally filled their book, which became known as ?Grimm?s Fairy Tales,? with gruesome scenes that wouldn?t be out of place in an R-rated movie. The Grimms never even set out to entertain kids. The first edition of ?Grimm?s Fairy Tales? was scholarly in tone, with many footnotes and no illustrations. Only later, as children became their main audience, did they take out some of the more adult content. Their stories were then further sanitized as they were adapted by Walt Disney and others. As the 150th anniversary of Jacob?s death approaches?he passed away on September 20, 1863, about four years after Wilhelm?check out some of the surprisingly dark themes that appear in the Grimms? work.

1. Premarital sex
In the original version of ?Rapunzel,? published in 1812, a prince impregnates the title character after the two spend many days together living in ?joy and pleasure.? ?Hans Dumm,? meanwhile, is about a man who impregnates a princess simply by wishing it, and in ?The Frog King? a princess spends the night with her suitor once he turns into a handsome bachelor. The Grimms stripped the sex scenes from later versions of ?Rapunzel? and ?The Frog King? and eliminated ?Hans Dumm? entirely.
But hidden sexual innuendos in ?Grimm?s Fairy Tales? remained, according to psychoanalysts, including Sigmund Freud and Erich Fromm, who examined the book in the 20th century.

2. Graphic violence
Although the brothers Grimm toned down the sex in later editions of their work, they actually ramped up the violence. A particularly horrific incident occurs in ?The Robber Bridegroom,? when some bandits drag a maiden into their underground hideout, force her to drink wine until her heart bursts, rip off her clothes and then hack her body into pieces. Other tales have similarly gory episodes. In ?Cinderella? the evil stepsisters cut off their toes and heels trying to make the slipper fit and later have their eyes pecked out by doves; in ?The Six Swans? an evil mother-in-law is burned at the stake; in ?The Goose Maid? a false bride is stripped naked, thrown into a barrel filled with nails and dragged through the streets; and in ?Snow White? the wicked queen dies after being forced to dance in red-hot iron shoes. Even the love stories contain violence. The princess in ?The Frog King? turns her amphibian companion into a human not by kissing it, but instead by hurling it against a wall in frustration.

3. Child abuse
Even more shockingly, much of the violence in ?Grimm?s Fairy Tales? is directed at children. Snow White is just 7 years old when the huntsman takes her into the forest with orders to bring back her liver and lungs. In ?The Juniper Tree? a woman decapitates her stepson as he bends down to get an apple. She then chops up his body, cooks him in a stew and serves it to her husband, who enjoys the meal so much he asks for seconds. Snow White eventually wins the day, as does the boy in ?The Juniper Tree,? who is brought back to life. But not every child in the Grimms? book is so lucky. The title character in ?Frau Trude? turns a disobedient girl into a block of wood and tosses her into a fire. And in ?The Stubborn Child? a youngster dies after God lets him become sick.

4. Anti-Semitism
The Grimms gathered over 200 tales for their collection, three of which contained Jewish characters. In ?The Jew in the Brambles? the protagonist happily torments a Jew by forcing him to dance in a thicket of thorns. He also insults the Jew, calling him a ?dirty dog,? among other things. Later on, a judge doubts that a Jew would ever voluntarily give away money. The Jew in the story turns out to be a thief and is hanged. In ?The Good Bargain? a Jewish man is likewise portrayed as a penny-pinching swindler. During the Third Reich, the Nazis adopted the Grimms? tales for propaganda purposes. They claimed, for instance, that Little Red Riding Hood symbolized the German people suffering at the hands of the Jewish wolf, and that Cinderella?s Aryan purity distinguished her from her mongrel stepsisters.

5. Incest
In ?All-Kinds-of-Fur? a king promises his dying wife that he will only remarry if his new bride is as beautiful as her. Unfortunately, no such woman exists in the whole world except his daughter, who ends up escaping his clutches by fleeing into the wilderness. While interviewing sources, the Grimms likewise heard versions of a different story??The Girl Without Hands??with an incestuous father. Nonetheless, in all editions of their book they recast this father as the devil.

6. Wicked mothers
Evil stepparents are a dime a dozen in fairy tales, but the Grimms originally included some evil biological mothers as well. In the 1812 version of ?Hansel and Gretel,? a wife persuades her husband to abandon their children in the woods because they don?t have enough food to feed them. Snow White also has an evil mother, who at first wishes for and then become infuriated by her daughter?s beauty. The Grimms turned both of these characters into stepmothers in subsequent editions, and mothers have essentially remained off the hook ever since in the retelling of these stories.
 
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We love GIFs here at The Muse. Our inboxes and internal chat histories are littered with them. We send them when someone needs a boost. We send them in place of emoticons. We send them in place of actual emotional reactions (just kidding?mostly).

That?s why we were thrilled when we discovered Giphy, a lab from Someecards that allows to to create personalized GIF cards and send them to everyone you know. Check out the cards we?ve made for you below, then get started making your own?and share your favorites
 
Massive Size Comparison Chart of Famous Spaceships From Sci-Fi Films, TV Shows, & Games

Massive Size Comparison Chart of Famous Spaceships From Sci-Fi Films, TV Shows, & Games

German artist Dirk Loechel has created a massive chart that compares the sizes of famous spaceships from sci-fi films, TV shows, and games. Some of the ships are from Star Wars, Star Trek, and Warhammer 40,000, and the gigantic chart contains starships many other fictional universes. Previously, we wrote about an interactive guide by Chris Kirk of Slate that compares the speeds of science-fiction spaceships.

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A VISUAL TREASURY OF MOUSTACHES - Charley Chartwell

A Visual Treasury of Moustaches

A Visual Treasury of Moustaches

The group of creatives at Charley Chartwell have released a dapper chart titled ?A Visual Treasury of Moustaches.? It showcases ?50 landmark styles and personas of the moustache, including epics like The Handlebar to The Mistletoe.? Prints are available to purchase at their new online store.

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The 6 Types of Trolls (and How to Defend Against Them) - CollegeHumor Article

The 6 Types of Trolls (and How to Defend Against Them)

The Meh Troll:



Easily identified by its complete absence of originality and creativity, the Meh Troll is a common, but minor threat. It relies upon the beating of dead horses and archaic stereotypes when attempting comedy. Consider the guy who can't help but offer grape soda to his black friend or who depends upon making fun of Justin Bieber and you'll get the idea. At best, he'll get a few nervous chuckles.

You can turn their desperation for attention against them. After a particularly uninteresting joke (usually followed by a few unamused yawns and/or blank stares), quickly, loudly and obnoxiously applaud them for their "fresh" grasp on the comedic genre. Maybe throw in a few "bravos" for added effect and you'll have the Meh Troll regretting the all-too-mediocre day it was born in Boring, Oregon.



Frost Troll:



Taking its name from the loathsome Skyrim creature, you should tread carefully with the Frost Troll. These are the sort of guys who have convinced themselves that being an asshole qualifies as a legitimate sense of humor. The breed consists of those who blow cigarette smoke into a cancer survivor's face, or who, even more offensively, wear an Ed Hardy v-neck.

Like an infantile child who proudly sits in his own shit, the Frost Troll's social ineptitude makes it nearly invulnerable to any criticism. Its Achilles heel is the rejection it faced as a youth. Maybe it was that rather unfortunately timed "cold sore" outbreak which was forever memorialized in the high school yearbook or that embarrassing first time experience with the poor girl's armpit.

One needs only to tightly embrace the Frost Troll and repeatedly say: "It's not your fault" and wait for the waterworks. The troll will feel better about its life and leave you alone. No need to explain why this is called the "Robin Williams approach".



STD Troll:



As many of you know, a sexually transmitted disease is hard to kick, just like this troll. Even when you think you've lost it for good, it comes back for another round. Unless you are a Zen monk, you'll quickly lose patience with this cretin and reward it with the desired reaction.

The best way to fight this troll off is by doing something counterintuitive: agreeing with it (please keep in mind this philosophy only applies to STD trolls, you should really just stick with a good antibiotic for an actual STD). I refer to this as the "roll with the troll" defense. You'll effectively take away any joy the troll obtains from his bullying and he'll have no choice but to slink away in defeat.

If left untreated, the troll could spread into other social circles and you'd have a larger, more persistent problem on your hands. People may not want to connect with you for fear of being introduced to the STD Troll. Do us all a favor and take care of it before we have a full blown epidemic.



Connoisseur Troll:



The Connoisseur Troll is so full of himself that his head is lodged up his ass. A movie critic whose only credential is that he watched Citizen Kane once, a friend who considers himself a wine aficionado for being able to discern the difference between a Franzia Cabernet and a Mike's Hard Lemonade and the guy who takes it upon himself to note whenever you mistakenly use "good" instead of "well" in a sentence are all examples of the Connoisseur.

The troll will use his supposed "area of expertise" as a weapon to disagree with anyone's opinion.

You can return this pretender to his rightful place by merely spending ten minutes on Wikipedia and learning about the subject at hand. The next time he pollutes the air with his smug, outdo his "informed" opinion with your newfound knowledge. The troll will gain a sense of humility and there will be a little less methane in the atmosphere. What more could you ask for?



The Overtly Reflective Troll:



If you've ever known some tool (usually armed with an acoustic guitar) who speaks in an unnecessarily soft tone and refuses to use any other adjective but "deep" or "meta", you are familiar with the Overtly Reflective Troll. It will tirelessly comment on the state of our existence and leave your nostrils with the overpowering stench of an overcrowded, but well-fed bullpen.

While its approach is far subtler than other breeds, this troll is not to be handled lightly. The Overtly Reflective Troll doesn't really believe its drivel, but just wants to make you look bad in front of the ladies. Whenever a male appears to share their emotional understanding and sensitivity, the women in your life may suddenly find your devotion to fantasy football or The Last of Us "immature". Before you know it, the closest thing to female contact you'll have will be listening to Siri's directions.

Just question its beliefs and statements until the ladies realize the troll's complex monologues are nothing more than dressed up nonsense. Or simply point out that his jeans were bought from the local Old Navy girl's department and your significant other will remember she already has enough girlfriends in her life.



The Internet Troll:



The alpha and the omega, the godfather, the OG, and sometimes OP too. This breed defines the quintessential nature of the entire troll species. Those who comment that Obama is racist on Washington Post articles or who reveal that Asiana Flight 214 was piloted by "Sum Ting Wong" belong to this (ig)noble breed.

The only thing you can do about Internet Trolls is ignore them. Before you defend Beethoven from PunkR0ck3r666's rude Youtube comment, take a deep breath and calm down. Most posts are just trying to grind your gears. Next time you find yourself furiously typing away at the keyboard, explaining what Jesus actually said (or didn't say for that matter), just stop. Do something worthwhile like spending time with your family, friends or dog (if you have a cat, you deserve to be trolled). It's time we all learned the Internet can never be used to address social issues or to institute change.
 
BBC News - A Roman bathhouse still in use after 2,000 years

A Roman bathhouse still in use after 2,000 years

Roman ruins are rarely boisterous places, full of noise, laughter and life. But Edward Lewis stumbled across one that is - a place to have a daily wash, and to enjoy the companionship of friends, just as it was for the Romans who built it.

Observing middle-aged men swathed in white foamy soapsuds is not something I would normally write home about and it certainly wasn't why I was in north-east Algeria.

I had come to look at the Roman baths in Khenchela and had overlooked the fact that for many of the local population the attraction was not the ancient architecture or remarkable state of preservation but the fact there was a free and plentiful supply of hot water - still feeding into two open air baths.

Fully clothed and with no towel in sight, the stares and hush that followed me as I walked around the water's edge began to make me wonder if my visit was entirely appropriate.

As with many such situations, I needn't have worried. Algeria is no exception to the humbling levels of warmth and generosity that strangers are afforded in this part of the world and within minutes of trying to talk in my best French - or, even less comprehensible there - my best Egyptian Arabic, I was surrounded by a group of men in swimming shorts eager to answer my queries about the baths and their history.

We were standing next to the smaller bath, its circular rim beautifully shaped by large white blocks of stone worn smooth over centuries of use. Complete with a ledge on which to sit, it resembled a sort of ancient hot tub.

"The Romans built them, before Jesus," shouted one man, shampoo bottle in hand. Another piped up: "But they were damaged in an earthquake and that's when the Ottomans came and repaired it."

The daily ritual of public bathing is still clearly alive and well in Khenchela.

In fact, as I stepped over the stretched legs and passed reclined bodies dangling their legs in the sea-green water, I got the impression nothing had really changed since the baths were constructed in the first century AD. Only the more recent Ottoman brickwork, the newly constructed changing room doors and the numerous brightly coloured plastic buckets gave the game away.

The important social function of a bathhouse has also been retained - family issues are discussed and resolved and jokes and stories are told to echoing laughter and the sound of a slapped thigh, back or hand.

Sport is heatedly debated, politics perhaps less so in this country - suspicion of who is hearing what remains a hangover from the civil war when careless talk cost lives. Few have the stomach or wish to risk more conflict - one of many plausible explanations as to why the Arab Spring went largely unnoticed in Algeria.

Aside from this striking continuity, what makes Khenchela stand out from many other historical sites in Algeria is the fact that despite being amongst the smallest, and certainly lesser known, it is one of the few places where you can easily interact with the local people.

In the days preceding my visit I had wandered some of the country's most prominent Roman ruins:

Tipasa, a beautiful seaside town on the shores of the Mediterranean once famous for its fish paste
Timgad, a perfect example of Roman town planning that was once home to 15,000 people.
And then my personal favourite:

Djemela (meaning "beautiful" in Arabic) - nestled in a lush valley with a market square that looks like it ceased to be used only last century.

Yet in all of these places I didn't get the chance to speak to anyone - indeed in the Roman Army garrison of Lambesis my only other companion was a Jaribu stork that had made its impressive nest on top of the triumphal arch.

In Khenchela I said my goodbyes and had a few last knowing laughs with my semi-naked hosts, the younger ones by now reeling off every English footballer they could think of in a bid to impress.

"Have you been to Khemissa?" One of the older men asked.

"No," I replied, genuinely not knowing where he meant or what was there.

"Oh, but you must. The best preserved Roman amphitheatre in the country - djemela, beautiful!"

I checked my guidebook. There was no mention of Khemissa,. My towelled friend placed his damp finger on the map where three dots indicated a site of historic interest, one of dozens scattered all over the country. I got in the car and prepared myself for another solitary visit - already grateful for my bath encounter.

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