GUY Fairy tale

[jagbender]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ???Will you marry me????

The Princess said ???NO!???

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf
and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .

The end

 

[saudichild89]

and MAAAASIVE AMOUNTS OF tren and deca

 

[theCaptn']

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ???Will you marry me????

The Princess said ???NO!???

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf
and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .

The end

true story!

 

[withoutrulers]

marriage is for queers

 

[DiGiTaL]

 

[HotRodAnglican]

I love a happy ending.

 

[DiGiTaL]

He doesnt wanna say what the princess did...

Im sorry guys but shes making me a sandwich at 6am...after banging her since 11pm last night. Whos turn is it tomorrow?

 

[CellarDoor]

I thought it was gonna go someting like this:


Once upon a time a prince asked a princess to sux is cock and she gladly got on her knees and opened her mouth like a baby bird looking for a big fat worm...


Dude, ur story was kinda geigh.