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Gym Idiot Sightings 2007

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We all have the stories, but you've forgotten the true magic of the season. Imagine how much our gym memberships would cost if not for these assclowns plunking down their cash for a one year deal and never showing up! They are saving us a ton of money!

So, next time you see them, say thanks. Just do it quick before they are gone for another 11 months...
 
I Are Baboon said:
I swear to christ...

This afternoon, an overweight, naked old man was in the locker room bent over a walker and was BLOW DRYING HIS CROTCH.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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:barf:

The ladies locker room has a bunch of old ladies (65+) from the aqua class...walking around butt naked...then SITTING naked and wet on the benches in the locker room. I will NEVER put anything I own on one of those benches! :scared:

The only good thing is...everytime I walk through and see them...I go work my *ss off! I never want to look like that.
 
We've got a pretty good Drama Queen running around.

Crying, running to the restroom, coming back out...pacing the floor, crying again.

On her good days...she goes around 'flippin' her hair about 10 times a minute...and cuddles up with the BF really close.

Can you say, "LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!" ?

That's not a 'new' sighting...it started in '06. :headbang:
 
lioness said:
We've got a pretty good Drama Queen running around.

Crying, running to the restroom, coming back out...pacing the floor, crying again.

On her good days...she goes around 'flippin' her hair about 10 times a minute...and cuddles up with the BF really close.

Can you say, "LOOK AT ME EVERYBODY!" ?

That's not a 'new' sighting...it started in '06. :headbang:
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Why does she cry? :confused:
 
There's only one idiot at my gym, and the bastard is there every time I go.
I work out at home.
 
I'm sure this one popped up somewhere-the complete fucking disgusting slob who leaves a puddle of spit/sweat on his bench after leaving. I got really nasty one day and told this fucking lummox to clean his bench and I called a fucking slob. He looked at me and didnt know what to say. So, he cleaned it.
 
juggernaut said:
I'm sure this one popped up somewhere-the complete fucking disgusting slob who leaves a puddle of spit/sweat on his bench after leaving. I got really nasty one day and told this fucking lummox to clean his bench and I called a fucking slob. He looked at me and didnt know what to say. So, he cleaned it.
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There is this one guy in my gym who will use the cables for like....5 minutes straight, just tugging on them going crazy, and sweat drips of his body and makes a huge puddle, he does nothing, just leaves it there, I've never seen so much sweat collect in one place.
 
El Hefe said:
What is it with old men getting naked at the gym. Us young guys dont strut around ass naked, If you are one of these guys and you are reading this CUT THE SHIT, there is nothing wrong with wrapping a towel around yourself!!!

Do cock pushups on your own time!
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I work out in at a "wellness center" which means lots of old men wandering around. I once saw a naked old guy in the locker room scatching his cornhole...I mean, he was frikkin wrist deep. That's not the kind of image that goes away quicky. :twitch:
 
I Are Baboon said:
I work out in at a "wellness center" which means lots of old men wandering around. I once saw a naked old guy in the locker room scatching his cornhole...I mean, he was frikkin wrist deep. That's not the kind of image that goes away quicky. :twitch:
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And thanks for sharing...!

Gaaaaaa! Do they make Visine for the mental eye? :barf:
 
fufu said:
There is this one guy in my gym who will use the cables for like....5 minutes straight, just tugging on them going crazy, and sweat drips of his body and makes a huge puddle, he does nothing, just leaves it there, I've never seen so much sweat collect in one place.
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hit him over the head with a 45 lb plate.
 
A new sighting last night - some gal doing shrugs on the Forza Machine..

Not only was she rolling her shoulder's while doing them, the only things going up and down were her elbows and toes :paddle:
 
theys a machine in the gym i go to, not sure of its name exactly, but its like bench press, only your sat upright...

so you just push the bars straight ahead of you, so your arms are like a 90degree angle to your body.

anyways, at the base of it, theys a thing for your foot, so when your lifting heavyer weights, it helps you push the weight forward initially (because its set quite far back initially)

anyways, seen two kids about 16, using it asif its a leg machine just sat there with their arms folded, pushing off with their legs. Fools!
 
big_fella_andy said:
theys a machine in the gym i go to, not sure of its name exactly, but its like bench press, only your sat upright...

so you just push the bars straight ahead of you, so your arms are like a 90degree angle to your body.

anyways, at the base of it, theys a thing for your foot, so when your lifting heavyer weights, it helps you push the weight forward initially (because its set quite far back initially)

anyways, seen two kids about 16, using it asif its a leg machine just sat there with their arms folded, pushing off with their legs. Fools!
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I know exactly the machine you're talking about - that's hilarious! :laugh:
 
big_fella_andy said:
theys a machine in the gym i go to, not sure of its name exactly, but its like bench press, only your sat upright...

so you just push the bars straight ahead of you, so your arms are like a 90degree angle to your body.

anyways, at the base of it, theys a thing for your foot, so when your lifting heavyer weights, it helps you push the weight forward initially (because its set quite far back initially)

anyways, seen two kids about 16, using it asif its a leg machine just sat there with their arms folded, pushing off with their legs. Fools!
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LMAO
 
big_fella_andy said:
theys a machine in the gym i go to, not sure of its name exactly, but its like bench press, only your sat upright...

so you just push the bars straight ahead of you, so your arms are like a 90degree angle to your body.

anyways, at the base of it, theys a thing for your foot, so when your lifting heavyer weights, it helps you push the weight forward initially (because its set quite far back initially)

anyways, seen two kids about 16, using it asif its a leg machine just sat there with their arms folded, pushing off with their legs. Fools!
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Ever hear of spellcheck or grammar check?
 
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I like that in a woman.
 
Keep 'em coming. I don't get to see too many newbies very early in the morning. :(
 
the very very skinny beginner indian guys, who have just joined, want to get bigger, and go straight to preacher BB curls (with too much weight). tried to write a program for them but they wont have it.....using one from a cousin.....
 
slip said:
the very very skinny beginner indian guys, who have just joined, want to get bigger, and go straight to preacher BB curls (with too much weight). tried to write a program for them but they wont have it.....using one from a cousin.....
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Those same guys have a habit of staring and flexing in the mirror the whole time when they think no1 is looking.
 
People who perform dental hygiene in the mirror...I wanted to bash their faces into the mirror.

Actually, katt and lioness planned on doing that to a noob once, but I calmed them down. I despise unecessary violence.
 
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